He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
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this text makes me proud even though i am teased for being a rocket scientist...
You probably get teased because you're stuck up about being a rocket scientist.
#1: The glass is twice the size that it needs to be. Rule #2: Efficiency is always the best path.\nTherefore, avoid the glass entirely. Q.E.D.
Makes perfect sense
@franniep who says they are driving? Could be in a hotel or house?
Don't know why, but when I read this, I envisioned them in a train..
Army corps of engineers have the fewest KIA out of all regiments. This could be because they don't see as much frontline action, or because they're smarter than the average B Bear.
I have also used my engineering degree to be a rocket scientist and can tell you there is nothing to be stuck up about, but the text is funny on many levels, so engineer or not, let's stay focused, m'kay?
there is no such thing as "rocket science." I believe you mean rocket engineering. Newbie mistake - thats like Intro to Mechanical Engineering, class 1
Man, I'm dying to know if the engineer is from Mcgill, Concordia, ETS or Poly.... we're on the same wave length
Concordia engineering, with some McGillians tagging along, i know the guys
btw combat engineers are mostly specialized infantary, we know more demo and can do route clearance, anddd whoever thinks we have the least Kia, how about you go look for bombs at a mind numbingly slow pace, a big armored target and see if you don't get hit like a pinãta full of candy in a fat kids convention. Difference between us and say transport is we go looking for a fight. Thanks for listening to my rant :D
not a drunk driver! probably someone in Molson! possibly McConnell :)
Molson? If you're talking about John Molson, there's no engineers in there!
Fran you sir need 2 be hit by A car or move out of your moms basement to somewhere there is windows
Loving where the heads at
Must be a McGill loser
You don't have to be a rocket scientist to know drunk people are funnier.
Combat engineers rule! 12 bang bangs all the way
thats why we are Engineers!
Go Canada!!! Lol
Proud to be an engineer!!
Passing time at old dia but this is funny.
Has anyone seen my dog?
Proud to be both an engineer in the army and an engineering student!!!
Because drinking and driving is the best logic.
This just in: only cars have windows.
No it makes sense cause if they were thrown out the window of a house they could be retrieved easily.. Maybe they were in a high rise apartment or hotel then it's not so easy.
When drinking vodka, going out to retrieve bottle caps is really not on top of your priority list, even if it's easy.
Aww, someone was kept in their parents basement their whole life. :( (PS** not the BS kind that has windows apparently)