I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
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How did you know?!?! Yeah this was a text I got in the morning after Floataorgypalooza.
helll yaaa poway
this is amazing !
Hey Bryan...Are you uncut?
It was from Floatopia. Nobody had their phones on them so the only way you could exchange numbers was with a pen and a body part. By the way im the girl who gave the number, not Bryan.
Lmao! I've received text like this before!
In capitalist America we are to lazy to do that. So we fuck on spring matresses and you will like it!!!
The scary thing is.. My name's Bryan. lol
Just in case you were just a random...
Absolute lovee :)
I saw a chick on Panama City Beach with Bryan written on her stomach with a phone number this past weekedn
Hi there. My name is Ashley and I like to party.
In soviet russia, I like to fuck donkeys.
gotta love daygo...
What kind of douche runs around with their shirt off for people to sign? Fist pump much?
no thats cuz when you're at an event like floatopia where all you have to do is stick your hand up to get a beer, you end up way too drunk to operate a phone.
in soviet russia we write eachovers numbers on our foreheads
Hi Bryan!!! LOL. Sounds like you had a good time!!!!
lmao. thats funny, tho it might sound a bit desperate
Hell yeah! 858 represent! This is where it's at :)
Hey Bryan, send her a picture of your nuts.