I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
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Just be ready to eat the loaf of bread that springs up a week later.
sugar causes yeast infections
I can see that being ridiculously painful for the girl
All that sugar sounds like a recipe for a yeast infection. Also, splinters from the wooden popsicle stick. Ow.
Fill a condom with water instead let it freeze. The condom creates the shape and then you can enjoy the frozen toy with out a yeast infection. Just watch out for air bubbles cus they can make it sharp.
Giggity giggity goooo!!!!!!
Who else but Quagmire?
He's Quagmire, Quagmire, (Giggity giggity goo!)
Giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy, let's have sex!
Actually it feels great. Especially if you rub the Popsicle over the clitoris. Don't knock it till you've tried it.
"Rub the Popsicle over the clitoris" is just about the last phrase I expected to hear today.
Apparently I'm one of the few who finds this idea appealing. Wouldn't complain if someone did this to me.
you know how a tongue can stick to ice? your torso is the tongue. besides, my ex said that when she went to the gyno if the spatula thing is cold it hurts like a motherfucker
Torso... spatula... what? What does this comment have to do with anything?
gynocology; pap smears and check ups; spatula is the tool to check; torso because it goes up into the body. dumb. ass.
You mean speculum? And vagina? Nice try, but dude, come on. At least get the terms right and don't get pissy if someone calls you out on not making sense.
lol, i knew there was an actual formal name for it, but my ex described it as a spatula, so there you go. and vagina, yes, durp. which goes into the body cavity. torso. more durp. my comment may not have been the most eloquent but it was understandable enough for nix to get it
Not going to lie, I have thought of trying to masterbate with one.
This makes me so horny
Lol i find the comments funnier then the actual text
Sugarless Popsicle mat solve your problem. Try homemade!
My ex used to put popcicles and ice in me. It feels good. Just weird when it melts and Drips out of you.
Oklahoma representin', baby!! Popsicle fuckin' is all the rage here in the Bible Belt. Use grape and it turns your dick purple .
True love right there
918? Dammit. I'm ashamed of where I live thanks to this txt
That sounds nice!!! What kind??
The Vagina is the temperature it is for a reason. you could seriously fuck your shit up doing that. also, enjoy your urinary tract infection!
I hope youre not using a red pop, just in case you know
Wouldn't that be cold??? And I'm pretty sure that sugar can give you a yeast infection. Bad idea
And here comes the sourdough bakery.
I love Oklahoma. Lol.
Now that just sounds like a yeast infection if I've ever heard one... Gross.
Had a friend once that would cum like a machine gun if you fucked her with a Big-Stick Popsicle!! She definately should douche after though, yeasties love the sugar!!!
Um, I don't know what's up with your dick, potman, but normally cocks don't melt.
wow, this makes me proud to be an okie!
Sounds sexy but very unhealthy. The sugar will cause a yeast infection big time and something that cold in there can cause ovary damage.
how would a cold popsicle do any remote damage to the ovaries? really.
Oh, the 918. Proud to live here.
This is Oklahoma?
This is hot. Done this with a female b4. Kinky fun ;). Oh and yes use sugarless. Don't want a yeast infection
Wow that's weird
I have done this, but all I had was grape Popsicles, and no one likes grape. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't great either.
Omg this is my fantasy... except I'd only imagined teasing a lady with the popsicle... this sounds incredible
Pdpotman420.....no he's not
umm ok that's odd and interesting. Now though I am curious.
That's fun and yummy!
Damn that's so hot!
Tulsa... How I love you.
Please no splinters,( =•O
Yeast infection 100%
In Soviet Russia, Popsicle melt you!
Lol at 1:36
I hear freezing glass toys will give a better effect. And it doesn't have yeast infection in grape flavor!
Oh how I love Oklahoma :)
Totally want to try that. I've done it to my just with ice blocks, and she & three other girls I've talked to all like the ice treatment. Depends how big the ice block is, if it doesn't melt fast enough it could be painful. As for the thrush, just get her on some medication beforehand. Problem solved.
Go sugarless... She'll enjoy it. Done that.
doesn't it get stuck? like when you lick an ice cube.
Woohoo for A-town
Ice is fun. The sugar from the posicle would cause an infection.
Ooo, yum. I don't think i'd mind that... except it's cold... and sticky...
Wow... That's rough!
or eles u're stupid
So glad to live in Tulsa.... Glad to be almost done with the city. Good luck on the fucking no cold object will be going in mine.
@Lollygaga..... Can I watch you masturbate with one?
Yeahh Oklahoma! :) I've done this with sugarless Popsicles. It's amazing
Eating someone out right after sucking on ice cubes is amazing! Try iit :)
Oh wow! Only okies!
what if a girl sent this to a guy? or a guy sent it to another guy? or a girl sent it to another girl? hmmmm.
No, let's be realistic here, the chances that someone wants to shove a popsicle up a guys ass and then toss the salad is ridiculously slim. So just shut up.
The girl on girl sounds hot.
sounds uncomfortably cold
I really want to know who this is? I'm from 580 and know people from 918
love that reaction.
Wouldn't this hurt? Makes me shiver just thinking about it.
I would love to do this to a girl! Any girls in Oklahoma want to give this a try?
Wow... That makes me fill dirty.
It's been done and makes a huge fucking mess
this isn't sexy. poor girl that got this.
Shoving ice cubes in my exs puss was about the worst pussy eating idea I ever came up with
Ha\nKjs a whore
damn this could possibly salvage a relationship. lol
Greatest response ever
Lol, Oklahoma. The people are nasty there.
Damn wouldn't that shit be too cold for the broad? Sure it'd make the pussy taste like cherry.....but frostbite'n the pussy might put ur broad on the injured list
broad....really?? When the hell did it become the 1950s again?
Leave him alone. He wants to sound cool.
Joe don made this famous
My boyfriend was so hyped to see me today after I sent this to him via email for a laugh, know why? He came over with cherry Popsicles and yes he put one inside me lmao
If any ladies want to try this, send me a text. 9one8six2nine5five2eight
I want to do you with two Popsicles, one in the pink and one in the stink!!
He's talking about his dick folks he wants to fuck her and the lick his jizz out still nasty but he is not talking about the frozen kind
you honestly think he would rather eat his own cum over eating a popsicle?... think about it. honestly.