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  • Just be ready to eat the loaf of bread that springs up a week later.

    Submitted by GusFowler on May 16, 10 at 2:29am
  • sugar causes yeast infections

    Submitted by icymice on May 16, 10 at 3:43am
  • I can see that being ridiculously painful for the girl

    Submitted by TheDiscoPant on May 16, 10 at 2:06am
  • All that sugar sounds like a recipe for a yeast infection. Also, splinters from the wooden popsicle stick. Ow.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on May 16, 10 at 2:45am
  • Fill a condom with water instead let it freeze. The condom creates the shape and then you can enjoy the frozen toy with out a yeast infection. Just watch out for air bubbles cus they can make it sharp.

    Submitted by 69_Charger on May 16, 10 at 2:45pm
  • Giggity giggity goooo!!!!!!

    Submitted by hubert on May 16, 10 at 2:14am
  • Actually it feels great. Especially if you rub the Popsicle over the clitoris. Don't knock it till you've tried it.

    Submitted by kcs99 on May 16, 10 at 4:11am
    • "Rub the Popsicle over the clitoris" is just about the last phrase I expected to hear today.

      Submitted by jbwarner86 on May 16, 10 at 11:10am
  • Not going to lie, I have thought of trying to masterbate with one.

    Submitted by lollygaga on May 16, 10 at 2:18am
  • Apparently I'm one of the few who finds this idea appealing. Wouldn't complain if someone did this to me.

    Submitted by meghannnn on May 16, 10 at 2:32am
    • you know how a tongue can stick to ice? your torso is the tongue. besides, my ex said that when she went to the gyno if the spatula thing is cold it hurts like a motherfucker

      Submitted by Leto on May 16, 10 at 2:56am
      • Torso... spatula... what? What does this comment have to do with anything?

        Submitted by Nix on May 16, 10 at 5:22pm
        • gynocology; pap smears and check ups; spatula is the tool to check; torso because it goes up into the body. dumb. ass.

          Submitted by Leto on May 17, 10 at 1:00am
          • You mean speculum? And vagina? Nice try, but dude, come on. At least get the terms right and don't get pissy if someone calls you out on not making sense.

            Submitted by USFgrad2010 on May 17, 10 at 1:43am
            • lol, i knew there was an actual formal name for it, but my ex described it as a spatula, so there you go. and vagina, yes, durp. which goes into the body cavity. torso. more durp. my comment may not have been the most eloquent but it was understandable enough for nix to get it

              Submitted by Leto on May 18, 10 at 12:25am
  • This makes me so horny

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 10 at 4:26am
  • Lol i find the comments funnier then the actual text

    Submitted by bklipp on May 16, 10 at 2:57pm
  • Oklahoma representin', baby!! Popsicle fuckin' is all the rage here in the Bible Belt. Use grape and it turns your dick purple .

    Submitted by junior33 on May 16, 10 at 9:56am
  • Sugarless Popsicle mat solve your problem. Try homemade!

    Submitted by carleton1984 on May 16, 10 at 7:06am
  • My ex used to put popcicles and ice in me. It feels good. Just weird when it melts and Drips out of you.

    Submitted by bjbb24 on May 16, 10 at 3:35am
  • Charming.

    Submitted by anomymouse on May 16, 10 at 2:05am
  • 918? Dammit. I'm ashamed of where I live thanks to this txt

    Submitted by YoKid on May 16, 10 at 2:12am
  • True love right there

    Submitted by inflamessoilwork on May 16, 10 at 2:10am
  • Had a friend once that would cum like a machine gun if you fucked her with a Big-Stick Popsicle!! She definately should douche after though, yeasties love the sugar!!!

    Submitted by dramadork on May 16, 10 at 11:37am
  • I love Oklahoma. Lol.

    Submitted by collinjd on May 16, 10 at 2:02pm
  • The Vagina is the temperature it is for a reason. you could seriously fuck your shit up doing that. also, enjoy your urinary tract infection!

    Submitted by anon99 on May 16, 10 at 8:38am
  • And here comes the sourdough bakery.

    Submitted by StallionDavis on May 16, 10 at 12:21pm
  • I hope youre not using a red pop, just in case you know

    Submitted by act on May 17, 10 at 4:00pm
  • That sounds nice!!! What kind??

    Submitted by LifeGuard on Jul 15, 10 at 3:44pm
  • Wouldn't that be cold??? And I'm pretty sure that sugar can give you a yeast infection. Bad idea

    Submitted by purpleispretty on May 16, 10 at 9:18am
  • Um, I don't know what's up with your dick, potman, but normally cocks don't melt.

    Submitted by ThatsBombBro on May 16, 10 at 3:07am
  • Now that just sounds like a yeast infection if I've ever heard one... Gross.

    Submitted by megaphone on May 16, 10 at 6:59pm
  • wow, this makes me proud to be an okie!

    Submitted by Z71muddin on May 16, 10 at 10:17am
  • This is Oklahoma?

    Submitted by expresso69 on May 19, 10 at 6:11am
  • Sounds sexy but very unhealthy. The sugar will cause a yeast infection big time and something that cold in there can cause ovary damage.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 16, 10 at 6:35am
    • how would a cold popsicle do any remote damage to the ovaries? really.

      Submitted by stephy on May 16, 10 at 8:15pm
  • This is hot. Done this with a female b4. Kinky fun ;). Oh and yes use sugarless. Don't want a yeast infection

    Submitted by jrod02 on May 16, 10 at 7:50pm
  • I have done this, but all I had was grape Popsicles, and no one likes grape. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't great either.

    Submitted by flotowngolfer on Jun 9, 10 at 9:45am
  • he's not

    Submitted by ice43man on May 16, 10 at 2:54am
  • Classic

    Submitted by sexqueen on May 16, 10 at 10:01pm
  • umm ok that's odd and interesting. Now though I am curious.

    Submitted by GoldenMe on May 16, 10 at 5:17am
  • Wow that's weird

    Submitted by RtGxTLx on May 16, 10 at 2:04am
  • Yeast infection 100%

    Submitted by softhands2169 on May 16, 10 at 2:41pm
  • Oh how I love Oklahoma :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 10 at 2:42am
  • In Soviet Russia, Popsicle melt you!

    Submitted by Degu_Boy on May 16, 10 at 3:45am
  • Oh, the 918. Proud to live here.

    Submitted by nomnomnom24 on May 16, 10 at 3:05am
  • Lol at 1:36

    Submitted by mae on May 16, 10 at 11:39pm
  • I hear freezing glass toys will give a better effect. And it doesn't have yeast infection in grape flavor!

    Submitted by mnightgoulding on May 16, 10 at 9:37pm
  • Tulsa... How I love you.

    Submitted by FaceFucked on May 16, 10 at 1:01pm
  • Omg this is my fantasy... except I'd only imagined teasing a lady with the popsicle... this sounds incredible

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 10 at 7:42am
  • Damn that's so hot!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 10 at 2:38am
  • Woohoo for A-town

    Submitted by Pooge on May 16, 10 at 10:36am
  • "sugar-free"ONLY! or eles u're stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 10 at 8:31pm
  • Ooo, yum. I don't think i'd mind that... except it's cold... and sticky...

    Submitted by cbtango on May 16, 10 at 4:17pm
  • Please no splinters,( =•O

    Submitted by Brassmonkey12 on May 16, 10 at 10:43am
  • @Lollygaga..... Can I watch you masturbate with one?

    Submitted by enitenite on May 16, 10 at 9:52am
  • Ice is fun. The sugar from the posicle would cause an infection.

    Submitted by Alias3679 on May 16, 10 at 5:02am
  • Yeeeast

    Submitted by mulerman1 on May 16, 10 at 11:03am
  • Go sugarless... She'll enjoy it. Done that.

    Submitted by Michguy on May 16, 10 at 8:48am
  • That's fun and yummy!

    Submitted by Carma1369 on May 16, 10 at 2:40am
  • Yeahh Oklahoma! :) I've done this with sugarless Popsicles. It's amazing

    Submitted by Manda_Bi on May 16, 10 at 11:58pm
  • Totally want to try that. I've done it to my just with ice blocks, and she & three other girls I've talked to all like the ice treatment. Depends how big the ice block is, if it doesn't melt fast enough it could be painful. As for the thrush, just get her on some medication beforehand. Problem solved.

    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on May 17, 10 at 9:01am
  • Eating someone out right after sucking on ice cubes is amazing! Try iit :)

    Submitted by newfiee on Feb 14, 11 at 6:32pm
  • Oh wow! Only okies!

    Submitted by Anonymous_1993 on May 18, 10 at 11:50pm
  • doesn't it get stuck? like when you lick an ice cube.

    Submitted by rawr323yaknowww on May 17, 10 at 8:40am
  • this isn't sexy. poor girl that got this.

    Submitted by Payzlynne on Dec 22, 10 at 6:57pm
  • 

    Submitted by JuleWhiiite on May 16, 10 at 3:21am
  • love that reaction.

    Submitted by NataSept on May 17, 10 at 1:50am
  • So glad to live in Tulsa.... Glad to be almost done with the city. Good luck on the fucking no cold object will be going in mine.

    Submitted by Tws1990 on May 16, 10 at 9:48pm
  • Wow... That's rough!

    Submitted by brownjd on May 16, 10 at 2:04am
  • I really want to know who this is? I'm from 580 and know people from 918

    Submitted by suchawhore on Jul 7, 10 at 12:56pm
  • It's been done and makes a huge fucking mess

    Submitted by trke0302 on May 16, 10 at 1:36pm
  • Ha\nKjs a whore

    Submitted by Toam918 on May 16, 10 at 10:22am
  • what if a girl sent this to a guy? or a guy sent it to another guy? or a girl sent it to another girl? hmmmm.

    Submitted by whoa_alexandria on May 16, 10 at 3:47am
    • No, let's be realistic here, the chances that someone wants to shove a popsicle up a guys ass and then toss the salad is ridiculously slim. So just shut up.

      Submitted by Cpt_Underpants on May 16, 10 at 3:51pm
    • The girl on girl sounds hot.

      Submitted by Nix on May 16, 10 at 5:24pm
  • sounds uncomfortably cold

    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 16, 10 at 9:38pm
  • Greatest response ever

    Submitted by Zmaniac9711 on Aug 7, 10 at 1:39pm
  • Hot!!!!

    Submitted by dzblnde on May 17, 10 at 3:38pm
  • Wouldn't this hurt? Makes me shiver just thinking about it.

    Submitted by yummy on Jun 2, 10 at 6:36pm
  • fish popsicle

    Submitted by plateman420 on May 18, 10 at 5:16am
  • fucking sick

    Submitted by busturrchurry on May 16, 10 at 3:55pm
  • Wow... That makes me fill dirty.

    Submitted by Barlow_6000 on May 16, 10 at 3:11am
  • Shoving ice cubes in my exs puss was about the worst pussy eating idea I ever came up with

    Submitted by 150mphmatt on Jun 18, 12 at 9:08pm
  • I would love to do this to a girl! Any girls in Oklahoma want to give this a try?

    Submitted by enitenite on May 16, 10 at 9:40am
  • Damn wouldn't that shit be too cold for the broad? Sure it'd make the pussy taste like cherry.....but frostbite'n the pussy might put ur broad on the injured list

    Submitted by evolwayz on May 16, 10 at 4:00am
    • broad....really?? When the hell did it become the 1950s again?

      Submitted by teaspoon on May 16, 10 at 4:44am
      • Leave him alone. He wants to sound cool.

        Submitted by Nix on May 16, 10 at 5:25pm
  • COLD

    Submitted by celliebarbie on Aug 2, 10 at 3:19am
  • damn this could possibly salvage a relationship. lol

    Submitted by cowgirlqt on May 21, 10 at 10:40pm
  • Joe don made this famous

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 10 at 7:58pm
  • Lol, Oklahoma. The people are nasty there.

    Submitted by CoffeeCake on May 16, 10 at 3:18pm
  • If any ladies want to try this, send me a text. 9one8six2nine5five2eight

    Submitted by enitenite on May 16, 10 at 1:05pm
  • I want to do you with two Popsicles, one in the pink and one in the stink!!

    Submitted by Dub_T on May 16, 10 at 10:44am
  • My boyfriend was so hyped to see me today after I sent this to him via email for a laugh, know why? He came over with cherry Popsicles and yes he put one inside me lmao

    Submitted by nikkiannxo on May 19, 10 at 10:26pm
  • He's talking about his dick folks he wants to fuck her and the lick his jizz out still nasty but he is not talking about the frozen kind

    Submitted by pdpotman420 on May 16, 10 at 2:30am
    • you honestly think he would rather eat his own cum over eating a popsicle?... think about it. honestly.

      Submitted by stephy on May 16, 10 at 8:19pm