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  • 65 29
    Submitted by pichu180 on Jul 9, 10 at 5:19pm
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    Smart mom.

  • 62 39
    Submitted by nikoliss on Jul 9, 10 at 5:45pm
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    Best.Mother.Ever.

  • 56 41
    Submitted by kmomokbs on Jul 9, 10 at 5:18pm
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    Your moms the boss

  • 42 22
    Submitted by CherryCheeseCake on Jul 9, 10 at 6:34pm
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    The woman has a point; it would help to alleviate the stress of the situation.

  • 40 25
    Submitted by 310/951/805 on Jul 9, 10 at 6:20pm
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    After yesterday's quake, I put some in mine. Just be sure there's no gas leaks before lighting up.

  • 38 35
    Submitted by amynicole87 on Jul 10, 10 at 3:57am
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    951 at it's finest! Lol

  • 33 26
    Submitted by oregon_donor on Jul 9, 10 at 7:03pm
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    Always have an emergency stash. Always.

  • 35 32
    Submitted by marsho on Jul 9, 10 at 8:31pm
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    In case of emergency, pack bong tightly.

  • 34 30
    Submitted by soccerscout7 on Jul 9, 10 at 5:53pm
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    Could help with a serious injury.

  • 39 43
    Submitted by FuhQ37 on Jul 9, 10 at 9:13pm
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    In soviet Russia you put your earthquake kit into your weed

  • 31 27
    Submitted by spyderkl on Jul 9, 10 at 8:10pm
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    Planning for emergencies is important.

  • 28 24
    Submitted by Thiick on Jul 10, 10 at 7:50am
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    Hell yeah

  • 30 29
    Submitted by lopez02 on Jul 9, 10 at 8:27pm
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    Mom WIN!!!!!!!

  • 34 37
    Submitted by sarahjay on Jul 9, 10 at 5:36pm
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    Way to set a good example mom!

  • 32 34
    Submitted by bestwit on Jul 9, 10 at 5:32pm
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    Of course, you douche

  • 28 28
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 10, 10 at 12:33am
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    Dont forget papers and matches

  • 29 31
    Submitted by meghannnn on Jul 9, 10 at 5:37pm
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    after that 5.4 one yesterday in CA, for sure.

  • 41 56
    Submitted by bsmith on Jul 10, 10 at 7:11am
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    weed is illegal in the united states. shame on all of you for smoking it!

  • 24 23
    Submitted by thenoble on Jul 11, 10 at 2:34am
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    You already know!

  • 27 29
    Submitted by legend4769 on Jul 9, 10 at 10:06pm
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    Can I adopt this mom?

  • 48 71
    Submitted by bamf735 on Jul 9, 10 at 5:17pm
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    I bet that was a FIRST for you. Your mom suggesting drugs and all.

  • 21 18
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jul 11, 10 at 1:21am
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    i love your mom!

  • 25 33
    Submitted by zwuang on Jul 9, 10 at 7:31pm
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    At least the popo won't check there

  • 26 36
    Submitted by dontgivvaa on Jul 9, 10 at 9:27pm
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    I want this mother!

  • 20 27
    Submitted by treesmokertea on Jul 10, 10 at 2:41am
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    yeah definitely smartest mom ever.

  • 32 52
    Submitted by lovetheburgh on Jul 9, 10 at 5:27pm
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    Your are such a douche bag if you think it's cool to say first! And putting it within you message just makes you look like an asshole

  • 17 24
    Submitted by BillCosbey on Jul 14, 10 at 9:18pm
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    I'm talking to the child of the mother who let his mother put weed in his earthquake kit

  • 17 25
    Submitted by thatguyrobbie on Jul 16, 10 at 4:34am
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    can i trade moms with you? p

  • 19 29
    Submitted by retroman on Jul 10, 10 at 4:00am
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    Don't forget the papers and a lighter.

  • 25 43
    Submitted by Clockwork on Jul 9, 10 at 5:35pm
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    Well!!! IM GLAD [MOM] TEXTS ARE GETTING POPULAR!

  • 18 32
    Submitted by lindsay33 on Jul 13, 10 at 3:39am
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    Your mom sounds like a god hahah

  • 19 35
    Submitted by thisguy12 on Jul 9, 10 at 7:54pm
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    Deuces to ur mom!!!

  • 18 36
    Submitted by hockeybabe on Jul 10, 10 at 1:25am
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    And some Xanax for when the weed runs out

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