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  • Submitted by nikoliss on Jul 9, 10 at 5:45pm

    Best.Mother.Ever.

  • Submitted by pichu180 on Jul 9, 10 at 5:19pm

    Smart mom.

  • Submitted by kmomokbs on Jul 9, 10 at 5:18pm

    Your moms the boss

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    Submitted by CherryCheeseCake on Jul 9, 10 at 6:34pm

    The woman has a point; it would help to alleviate the stress of the situation.

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    Submitted by niceman on Jul 9, 10 at 5:32pm

    Of course, you douche

  • Submitted by bsmith on Jul 10, 10 at 7:11am

    weed is illegal in the united states. shame on all of you for smoking it!

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    Submitted by 310/951/805 on Jul 9, 10 at 6:20pm

    After yesterday's quake, I put some in mine. Just be sure there's no gas leaks before lighting up.

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    Submitted by FuhQ37 on Jul 9, 10 at 9:13pm

    In soviet Russia you put your earthquake kit into your weed

  • 77 68
    Submitted by spyderkl on Jul 9, 10 at 8:10pm

    Planning for emergencies is important.

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    Submitted by thenoble on Jul 11, 10 at 2:34am

    You already know!

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    Submitted by soccerscout7 on Jul 9, 10 at 5:53pm

    Could help with a serious injury.

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    Submitted by oregon_donor on Jul 9, 10 at 7:03pm

    Always have an emergency stash. Always.

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    Submitted by amynicole87 on Jul 10, 10 at 3:57am

    951 at it's finest! Lol

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    Submitted by lopez02 on Jul 9, 10 at 8:27pm

    Mom WIN!!!!!!!

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    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 10, 10 at 12:33am

    Dont forget papers and matches

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    Submitted by meghannnn on Jul 9, 10 at 5:37pm

    after that 5.4 one yesterday in CA, for sure.

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    Submitted by sarahjay on Jul 9, 10 at 5:36pm

    Way to set a good example mom!

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    Submitted by Thiick on Jul 10, 10 at 7:50am

    Hell yeah

  • 71 75
    Submitted by marsho on Jul 9, 10 at 8:31pm

    In case of emergency, pack bong tightly.

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    Submitted by retroman on Jul 10, 10 at 4:00am

    Don't forget the papers and a lighter.

  • 77 92
    Submitted by dontgivvaa on Jul 9, 10 at 9:27pm

    I want this mother!

  • 70 86
    Submitted by zwuang on Jul 9, 10 at 7:31pm

    At least the popo won't check there

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    Submitted by thatguyrobbie on Jul 16, 10 at 4:34am

    can i trade moms with you? p

  • Submitted by bamf735 on Jul 9, 10 at 5:17pm

    I bet that was a FIRST for you. Your mom suggesting drugs and all.

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    Submitted by legend4769 on Jul 9, 10 at 10:06pm

    Can I adopt this mom?

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    Submitted by thisguy12 on Jul 9, 10 at 7:54pm

    Deuces to ur mom!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jul 11, 10 at 1:21am

    i love your mom!

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    Submitted by lindsay33 on Jul 13, 10 at 3:39am

    Your mom sounds like a god hahah

  • Submitted by lovetheburgh on Jul 9, 10 at 5:27pm

    Your are such a douche bag if you think it's cool to say first! And putting it within you message just makes you look like an asshole

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    Submitted by BillCosbey on Jul 14, 10 at 9:18pm

    I'm talking to the child of the mother who let his mother put weed in his earthquake kit

  • Submitted by Clockwork on Jul 9, 10 at 5:35pm

    Well!!! IM GLAD [MOM] TEXTS ARE GETTING POPULAR!

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    Submitted by treesmokertea on Jul 10, 10 at 2:41am

    yeah definitely smartest mom ever.

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    Submitted by hockeybabe on Jul 10, 10 at 1:25am

    And some Xanax for when the weed runs out