The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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Performing gymnastics isn't so impressive. These days try getting a chick that's disease free. That's special.
Ha there is a gymnast from New York at my school who slept with a football player and now has HPV! true story
upgrade only if you dont have the body of a 13 year old.
Funny, you being a whore stayed exactly the same.
why do you assume anything happened? or that she wasn't offended by his behavior too? clearly he's the whore in this situation
Because she knew he had a girlfriend, and it definitely implies something sexual.
Unless you're going to cartwheel on to his dick I fail to see anything special. I can list at least 50 positions that don't require any flexibility.
Congrats. You found the one guy stupid enough to think that being a gymnast somehow makes you good in bed.
I'm sure he could tell you were a gymnast from your large shoulder muscles and small tits
Ppl sayin being flexible doesn't make sex better are idiots! I'm married to an x gymnast! Guess you've never had a girl do the splits while on top! Amazing!
Other than being impressive, why does that equate to better sex?
Hey, people change. There isn't any rule about how fast they can change! I would know.
I hate people like you
You know what story won't change? The one about you being a whore.
I'm not a gymnast, and guys tend to think I'm wicked flexible. I have yet to come across a position I couldn't pull off. You don't have to be a gymnast.\nSo what does that leave you? Oh yea... gymnasts have no tits ;)
I'm sick of the phrase "no tits". You know who has no tits? Breast cancer survivors who've had a double mastectomy. Asshole.
I'm STD free, I have natural DD's, I'm skinny, and a gymnast:) woop I do believe I win:D
I'm STD free, a c-cup bra size, and a gymnast/ cheerleader ;)
I dated a gymnist in my freshmen year of college and although she was flexible there wasn't much of a difference,tbh.
Lollll okay this was my text.\n1. It was a joke.\n2. The guy doesn't actually have a girlfriend.\n3. That wouldn't make anyone a whore anyway!\n:)
sexy gymnast=flexability, flexability=damn good night
You people are nuts gymnasts are HOT! I want my next girlfriend to be a gymnast
It all depends in what type of gymnast the girl is! Artistic gymnasts = muscly gnomes. Rhythmic gymnasts = tall, long legged, super flexible, super amazing lays! Anyone who thinks being flexible and agile doesn't improve the sex is a fucktard! Nothing better than shagging a rhythmic gymnast...NOTHING!
Not even an ex-dancer with a nice set of D's? ;)
11:53- AND you're easy,you win.
Like the Escalade text, all the "hurt" girls are coming out of the woodworks hatin' on gymnasts. Haha, get a life, flexibility is key to amazing sex. 50 positions that don't require flexibility? Yeah that's a boring lay, once a leg gets wrapped around your shoulder, and said leg is the pushed back to the top of your head, that's a win!
but you don't need to be a gymnast to be flexible, is the point. and flexibility does not guarantee being good in bed
I'm not a gymnast, and I can do that lol
His story changed as fast as you can spilt those legs.
Keepin' it classy in the 716, Buffalo rocks
What a fuckin deusch
And anyone who puts their shit on here like that is prob someone begging for attention or just a whore. The end
gymnasts are dwarves.
10:39- you forgot to mention you have herpes and suffer from acne
He could have been making up the story about having a girlfriend, so she isn't a whore for that. You don't know.
He told me his gymnast gf was gonna be his ex-gf when i got done giving him a blow job.
What about both?