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  • Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Aug 20, 10 at 11:49am

    Performing gymnastics isn't so impressive. These days try getting a chick that's disease free. That's special.

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      Submitted by jmugirl2011 on Aug 22, 10 at 1:04pm

      Ha there is a gymnast from New York at my school who slept with a football player and now has HPV! true story

  • Submitted by meghannnn on Aug 20, 10 at 10:21am

    Funny, you being a whore stayed exactly the same.

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      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 20, 10 at 1:47pm

      why do you assume anything happened? or that she wasn't offended by his behavior too? clearly he's the whore in this situation

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        Submitted by meghannnn on Aug 20, 10 at 8:25pm

        Because she knew he had a girlfriend, and it definitely implies something sexual.

  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 20, 10 at 10:17am

    upgrade only if you dont have the body of a 13 year old.

  • Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Aug 20, 10 at 10:27am

    Unless you're going to cartwheel on to his dick I fail to see anything special. I can list at least 50 positions that don't require any flexibility.

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    Submitted by LegalizeMe on Aug 20, 10 at 11:04am

    Congrats. You found the one guy stupid enough to think that being a gymnast somehow makes you good in bed.

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    Submitted by Elledog on Aug 20, 10 at 10:59am

    I hate people like you

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    Submitted by BadBabe93 on Aug 20, 10 at 10:39pm

    I'm STD free, a c-cup bra size, and a gymnast/ cheerleader ;)

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    Submitted by sicklidae on Aug 20, 10 at 12:36pm

    I'm not a gymnast, and guys tend to think I'm wicked flexible. I have yet to come across a position I couldn't pull off. You don't have to be a gymnast.\nSo what does that leave you? Oh yea... gymnasts have no tits ;)

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 20, 12 at 9:08pm

      I'm sick of the phrase "no tits". You know who has no tits? Breast cancer survivors who've had a double mastectomy. Asshole.

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    Submitted by texas_denali on Aug 20, 10 at 12:31pm

    Ppl sayin being flexible doesn't make sex better are idiots! I'm married to an x gymnast! Guess you've never had a girl do the splits while on top! Amazing!

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 20, 12 at 9:06pm

      Other than being impressive, why does that equate to better sex?

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    Submitted by ttarv1415 on Aug 20, 10 at 5:21pm

    I'm sure he could tell you were a gymnast from your large shoulder muscles and small tits

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    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 20, 10 at 10:16am

    Hey, people change. There isn't any rule about how fast they can change! I would know.

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    Submitted by rexygirl10 on Aug 20, 10 at 12:19pm

    You know what story won't change? The one about you being a whore.

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    Submitted by drunksms2u on Aug 20, 10 at 10:14pm

    It all depends in what type of gymnast the girl is! Artistic gymnasts = muscly gnomes. Rhythmic gymnasts = tall, long legged, super flexible, super amazing lays! Anyone who thinks being flexible and agile doesn't improve the sex is a fucktard! Nothing better than shagging a rhythmic gymnast...NOTHING!

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      Submitted by sicklidae on Aug 22, 10 at 3:49pm

      Not even an ex-dancer with a nice set of D's? ;)

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    Submitted by K66Aggression on Aug 20, 10 at 11:53am

    sexy gymnast=flexability, flexability=damn good night

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    Submitted by bankdis on Aug 20, 10 at 11:09am

    His story changed as fast as you can spilt those legs.

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    Submitted by jccdrg on Aug 20, 10 at 11:53pm

    I'm STD free, I have natural DD's, I'm skinny, and a gymnast:) woop I do believe I win:D

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    Submitted by amwroth on Aug 20, 10 at 11:35am

    You people are nuts gymnasts are HOT! I want my next girlfriend to be a gymnast

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    Submitted by chicken_fucker on Aug 21, 10 at 5:59pm

    Nice!

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    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 20, 10 at 1:31pm

    Like the Escalade text, all the "hurt" girls are coming out of the woodworks hatin' on gymnasts. Haha, get a life, flexibility is key to amazing sex. 50 positions that don't require flexibility? Yeah that's a boring lay, once a leg gets wrapped around your shoulder, and said leg is the pushed back to the top of your head, that's a win!

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      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 20, 10 at 1:48pm

      but you don't need to be a gymnast to be flexible, is the point. and flexibility does not guarantee being good in bed

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      Submitted by sicklidae on Aug 22, 10 at 3:51pm

      I'm not a gymnast, and I can do that lol

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    Submitted by LJC428 on Aug 24, 10 at 9:37pm

    Lollll okay this was my text.\n1. It was a joke.\n2. The guy doesn't actually have a girlfriend.\n3. That wouldn't make anyone a whore anyway!\n:)

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    Submitted by M3GATR0N on Aug 24, 10 at 12:46am

    What a fuckin deusch

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    Submitted by Colombian_Cartel on Aug 21, 10 at 7:48am

    I dated a gymnist in my freshmen year of college and although she was flexible there wasn't much of a difference,tbh.

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    Submitted by jprincess on Aug 21, 10 at 7:30am

    Keepin' it classy in the 716, Buffalo rocks

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    Submitted by rainbuckets on Aug 20, 10 at 12:38pm

    gymnasts are dwarves.

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    Submitted by Colombian_Cartel on Aug 21, 10 at 7:58am

    11:53- AND you're easy,you win.

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    Submitted by Lily13 on Aug 21, 10 at 3:53am

    And anyone who puts their shit on here like that is prob someone begging for attention or just a whore. The end

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    Submitted by IMGr8NU on Aug 20, 10 at 1:20pm

    He told me his gymnast gf was gonna be his ex-gf when i got done giving him a blow job.

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    Submitted by missezandera on Aug 22, 10 at 12:42am

    What about both?

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    Submitted by Colombian_Cartel on Aug 21, 10 at 7:55am

    10:39- you forgot to mention you have herpes and suffer from acne

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    Submitted by misssalad on Aug 21, 10 at 1:45pm

    He could have been making up the story about having a girlfriend, so she isn't a whore for that. You don't know.