I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
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So I'm thinkin this is a guy and he's Sending this to his roommate. Makes more sense that a guy would wear underwear in the shower so his roommate wouldn't have to see his junk if he passed out! If this was the case then way to be considerate!!
now wheres the fun in that
What color was the underwear?
Been there done that
Old people are stupid
That's just dirty.
oh man it is very difficult for him to take your underwear off when you are passed out! =/
This shower is making my pretzels soggy.. But Im not firsty..
Agree. Totally a friend to another. Prob a guy.
If you have to text that to the person you were expecting to help you, I’m guessing it wouldn’t have made much difference.
This vagina is making me.....fourthy???
Ah yes another day in the dirty 530
These pretzels are making me Firsty!
Your bitch with titts. Can you dig it ?!
That beat up?
Ummm....yea. That wasn't planned out. How damn pathetic.
Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?
You stupid bitch. If you were passed out, he would just rip your panties off and fucking fuck you. Damn, you are stupid!!!!
I must've missed the part where r.a.p.e became funny. don't troll this, it's NOT a joke and anyone with an ounce of respect and humanity would refrain from putting it out there on a website like this with the drunken, high, and slutty texts.
Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin
i enjoy this