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  • Submitted by memyself on Jul 20, 10 at 6:37pm

    So I'm thinkin this is a guy and he's Sending this to his roommate. Makes more sense that a guy would wear underwear in the shower so his roommate wouldn't have to see his junk if he passed out! If this was the case then way to be considerate!!

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    Submitted by JonerBoner on Jul 20, 10 at 3:28pm

    now wheres the fun in that

  • Submitted by pippymiskers on Jul 21, 10 at 5:21am

    What color was the underwear?

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    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 2:25pm

    Old people are stupid

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    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 20, 10 at 5:52pm

    That's just dirty.

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    Submitted by canonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 5:30pm

    oh man it is very difficult for him to take your underwear off when you are passed out! =/

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    Submitted by sunnyraes on Jul 20, 10 at 3:21pm

    Been there done that

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    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 11:12pm

    This shower is making my pretzels soggy.. But Im not firsty..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 9:17pm

    Agree. Totally a friend to another. Prob a guy.

  • Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 20, 10 at 4:17pm

    If you have to text that to the person you were expecting to help you, I’m guessing it wouldn’t have made much difference.

  • Submitted by firstyzz on Jul 20, 10 at 2:58pm

    This vagina is making me.....fourthy???

  • Submitted by firsty on Jul 20, 10 at 2:55pm

    These pretzels are making me Firsty!

  • Submitted by jboymw on Jul 20, 10 at 6:02pm

    Ah yes another day in the dirty 530

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 3:02pm

    That beat up?

  • Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 20, 10 at 2:54pm

    Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

  • Submitted by egirl on Jul 20, 10 at 4:35pm

    Ummm....yea. That wasn't planned out. How damn pathetic.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 3:06pm

    Your bitch with titts. Can you dig it ?!

  • Submitted by ButtBuddy on Jul 20, 10 at 2:56pm

    Fuck titties

  • Submitted by niceman on Jul 20, 10 at 5:03pm

    You stupid bitch. If you were passed out, he would just rip your panties off and fucking fuck you. Damn, you are stupid!!!!

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      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Jul 20, 10 at 9:26pm

      I must've missed the part where r.a.p.e became funny. don't troll this, it's NOT a joke and anyone with an ounce of respect and humanity would refrain from putting it out there on a website like this with the drunken, high, and slutty texts.

  • Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 20, 10 at 3:04pm

    Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin