i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
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This sport should be on espn 8 the ocho!
you're a winner for referencing dodge ball. god bless you.
I think if its a strong enough collision they could burst into flames Hindenburg style.
New sport: Bumper Blimps. It's like Bumper Cars, only with blimps, and it's in the air (naturally). This is a good text.
Alright I asked Jeeves. They're all made out of helium and would probably just bounce off of one another.
Hahaha wow northern Alabama and they actually used correct grammar? I'm so proud :)
Except Zeppelins are only made with helium now, so they wouldn't explode
We alabama people never see that many blimps. So I can understand his confusion, high or not.
Hey- APromiseToBurn, I hope that was you trying to be funny seeing as how "stupider" isn't even a word...
A matter for Spike TV to seriously reflect on.
I think he meant Jeeves would know how high he was. Ask Jeeves how high I am.
If they'd bounce off one another, it should be on ESPN2, along with poker, Darts, Texas Hold 'em, Dominoes, Dice, Backgammon, Candyland, Risk, Chess, NASCAR, Hot Dog Eating and Lumberjack Competitions.
Oh and don't forget Rock, Paper, Scissors Compitition! seriously... i saw it on tv!
See?! Not every text needs to be about sex to be entertaining! Kudos!
@fartsatwork I think he meant for his friend to ask Jeeves how high he was.
High people always have the BEST thoughts.
I miss Jeeves.
It's not "stupider"... It makes you more stupid to think "stupider" is a word even after it was pointed out that it's not.
Jeeves? Really? Google is where it's at these days
Ask Jeeves how high he is. Not about the blimps.
Helium is flammable though, no? And aren't some constructed with hydrogen?
These blimps are making me Firsty!
Dr.Knossos you are right on the money. HIGHlarious.
Jooknow the only time someone should think about zeppelin is when there is Led in front of it. Regardless of drugged state...
First post to make me actually laugh in a while, thank youuu
Playing bumpercars with hot air balloons...hmmm now there's an idea...
Tfln you Rawk! Loving these txts today.
Dude! I was that high once... I woke up in some old persons house... It was halareous... We even got the old person high
Jeeves as in AskJeeves or Matt Weaver from the marching southerners?
Capitalization OP. It's not a hard skill to master and makes everything look better.
you know you're high if you remember there are other search engines than google.
Gotta love Alabama.
Um stupider is a word. Yup.
These texts are literally getting stupider and stupider :P Dear TFLN, You ARE lacking these days!!!
It may look funny but midair collisions between blimps are pretty mean. In most cases, ad least one of the blimps will have a tear in their canopy. Considering how bad of a tear, it would fall like a rock or slowly fall down. Also, the gondola is a rigid structure that you don't want to be in when it hits the ground.
Most likely they would both rupture, lose their helium, and fall to the ground. Their steel frames aren't meant for that kind of abuse.