So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
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Best. BJ. Ever.
Pivotal Moment=realizing you're too much of a bitch to handle a BJ
she might actually be able to suck a bowling ball through a hose...
Wait so is that a really good or terribly bad BJ?
Your doing it wrong.
You're doing it wrong. I SPELT IT RIGHT!
Your doing it wrong...
Wow. Too much of a good thing.
If you get a hernia from a blowjob.. Someone is doing something wrong......
She must have been one big bitch in order to give him a hernia
Wait.. How does that even happen
Marked as favorite in case said book is written
You probably got the hernia from lifting something heavy around the time of the BJ. Were you lifting weights during? I wonder...I think I just wrote a new porno scene.
FAIL! --- in an non failure way *for those of you that are r-tarded it means it was a win!*
Shes a pro. Keep her man
This is stupid and old people can't read or spell or write good
Um, if you're going to criticize someone's writing do it in proper English. It's well not good. Not usually a grammar Nazi but you kind of deserved it.
totally awesome night cuz im the girl hes talking about :)
CT scan for a hernia? she musta sucked the innards right out of your cock.
Hahahahahahahahahaha I know that girl!!!!
Must be referring to an Asian girl
This just means you're aren't a real man.
Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin