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  • Submitted by danburton on Jul 22, 10 at 2:35pm

    Best. BJ. Ever.

  • Submitted by tpall_11 on Jul 22, 10 at 2:59pm

    Pivotal Moment=realizing you're too much of a bitch to handle a BJ

  • Submitted by jasboo on Jul 22, 10 at 2:49pm

    she might actually be able to suck a bowling ball through a hose...

  • Submitted by kyndalyse on Jul 22, 10 at 4:47pm

    Wait so is that a really good or terribly bad BJ?

  • Submitted by TimMc333 on Jul 22, 10 at 8:22pm

    You're doing it wrong. I SPELT IT RIGHT!

  • Submitted by stig on Jul 22, 10 at 3:49pm

    Your doing it wrong.

  • Submitted by jewishgypsy on Jul 22, 10 at 3:29pm

    Your doing it wrong...

  • Submitted by mordantmouth on Jul 22, 10 at 3:01pm

    Wow. Too much of a good thing.

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    Submitted by pvgurl16 on Jul 22, 10 at 2:39pm


  • Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 22, 10 at 5:48pm

    If you get a hernia from a blowjob.. Someone is doing something wrong......

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    Submitted by gizmo6969 on Jul 22, 10 at 3:35pm

    She must have been one big bitch in order to give him a hernia

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    Submitted by mjo on Jul 22, 10 at 2:35pm


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    Submitted by mary_mac on Jul 22, 10 at 9:14pm

    Wait.. How does that even happen

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    Submitted by Raven_Paine on Jul 27, 10 at 11:29am

    Marked as favorite in case said book is written

  • Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 3:21pm

    This is stupid and old people can't read or spell or write good

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      Submitted by sexynerd239 on Jul 22, 10 at 9:03pm

      Um, if you're going to criticize someone's writing do it in proper English. It's well not good. Not usually a grammar Nazi but you kind of deserved it.

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    Submitted by wooowduuude12 on Jul 22, 10 at 2:39pm

    Yeah, whatever.

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    Submitted by bruins1337 on Jul 23, 10 at 10:04am

    Hahahahahahahahahaha I know that girl!!!!

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    Submitted by Clay180 on Jul 24, 10 at 3:58am

    You probably got the hernia from lifting something heavy around the time of the BJ. Were you lifting weights during? I wonder...I think I just wrote a new porno scene.

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    Submitted by marsho on Jul 22, 10 at 8:57pm

    This just means you're aren't a real man.

  • Submitted by niceman on Jul 22, 10 at 4:23pm

    Must be referring to an Asian girl

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    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 23, 10 at 10:43am

    FAIL! --- in an non failure way *for those of you that are r-tarded it means it was a win!*

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    Submitted by philelias on Jul 23, 10 at 2:13am

    CT scan for a hernia? she musta sucked the innards right out of your cock.

  • Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 22, 10 at 3:01pm

    Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

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    Submitted by janinep on Jul 23, 10 at 9:45pm

    totally awesome night cuz im the girl hes talking about :)

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    Submitted by honeybeewu on Jul 22, 10 at 6:47pm

    Shes a pro. Keep her man

  • Submitted by laxplayer44 on Jul 22, 10 at 2:50pm

    Danburton wins