So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
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Best. BJ. Ever.
Pivotal Moment=realizing you're too much of a bitch to handle a BJ
she might actually be able to suck a bowling ball through a hose...
Wait so is that a really good or terribly bad BJ?
Your doing it wrong.
You're doing it wrong. I SPELT IT RIGHT!
Wow. Too much of a good thing.
Your doing it wrong...
She must have been one big bitch in order to give him a hernia
If you get a hernia from a blowjob.. Someone is doing something wrong......
Wait.. How does that even happen
Marked as favorite in case said book is written
This is stupid and old people can't read or spell or write good
Um, if you're going to criticize someone's writing do it in proper English. It's well not good. Not usually a grammar Nazi but you kind of deserved it.
You probably got the hernia from lifting something heavy around the time of the BJ. Were you lifting weights during? I wonder...I think I just wrote a new porno scene.
FAIL! --- in an non failure way *for those of you that are r-tarded it means it was a win!*
Must be referring to an Asian girl
CT scan for a hernia? she musta sucked the innards right out of your cock.
Shes a pro. Keep her man
This just means you're aren't a real man.
totally awesome night cuz im the girl hes talking about :)
Hahahahahahahahahaha I know that girl!!!!
Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin