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  • he's very well planned. 9 days is quite advanced.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:16pm
  • I want to marry a man as creative as this guy! Only thing I would change: it wouldn't be his mom cooking for us..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:28pm
  • i think it sounds hilarious. people are just haters, for sure.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:48pm
  • Hahahahahahahhaaa I want to be there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:51pm
  • man... I wish I was your friend. That sounds like so much fun =[

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:39pm
  • dude definatly did that and then went to mcdonalds after sooooooo epic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 11:21pm
  • Really 3:26?....really...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:49pm
  • Socialist bastard my ass. Yeah suggesting heroin is going to fix the problem

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:37pm
  • Story of my life hahahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:14pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:02am
  • Oh mannnnn I want to do this! I saw previews for that movie and it freaked me out. xD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:52pm
  • Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs is a classic book. The movie looks absolutely ridiculous. It's an insult to kid books!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:38pm
  • If you read these text with the intentions of bashing people, then I'm pretty sure you are what's wrong with the country... If you have a problem with drugs and alcohol... Go to the Disney website...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:35pm
  • HAHAHA! Sounds awesome, this was funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:58pm
  • stoners...and we wonder why the economy is in the toilet. If you have to have your mommy's help to get high, maybe you should take a hint and not even try.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:03pm
  • go see it in three d

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:24pm
  • 10:05, are you able to type out your understanding of socialism? I have a feeling you were not properly educated in history or government classes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:39pm
  • 2:38, a classic...really? Where the wild Things Are, that's a classic. But this text is badass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:03pm
  • My husban just shot himslef!!! So I guess I'm single. Anyone want my number?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:36pm
  • Hello I'm going to kill myself. I love you all Jose Taco

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:33pm
  • cant wait to do the same thing!! minus the spicy meatballs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:52pm
  • Best. Plan. Ever! Way to stay on top of it, OP!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:13pm
  • wtf the movie invented characters! made the requisite woman a ditsy weathergirl and the average male hero a meterologist. fuck that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:20pm
  • I did that before I saw horton hears a who. Good shit man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 2:43pm
  • This sounds like the best idea in the world. I wanna join!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:16pm
  • This is a wonderful idea. Thank you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 3:21pm
  • blazed near the theater then we were to lazy to go so we blazed more

    Submitted by mitchell on May 10, 10 at 3:52am
  • That sounds so perfect

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:28pm
  • lmao.. this is awesome!

    Submitted by trident0011 on Jan 14, 10 at 1:12am
  • Be men and make your own damn food. You Moms?? God. That's lame!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:55pm
  • Where the Wild Things Are looks good. I hope it's not a disappointment like Inglourious Basterds was. Fuck that movie was horrible. Was so fucking slow moving and barely any action.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:55pm
  • Meatttttt baasaaaaaaalls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:43pm
  • Despite the fact this one of the stupidest things ive read on this site - it does make me laugh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:15pm
  • Too long; didn't read. -ww

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:10am
  • AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:03pm
  • It's a scientific fact.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:21pm
  • The flying spaghetti monster thanks you, OP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:34am
  • my friends and I are soooo going to that baked.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:16am
  • I wish I had a friend that came up with something this creative lol!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:10pm
  • You little burn out fuckers are what is wrong with this country! You read that some idiot sold dope in high school, so you elect the socialist bastard to be President! Fucking moron kids! Go try some heroin and get addicted so that you can take a hot shot and just fucking DIE!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 10:05am
  • sadly, i want this kids life just for the day he/she does this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:03pm
  • Omfg these were my plans exactley.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:04pm
  • Way to be productive...Not!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:29pm
  • I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:18pm
  • 3:26 is a fucking racist pig. I would fucking punch him in is little red reck balls. Y the fuck would u judge someone cuz of the color of their skin. E's a grad from harvard while 3:26 prob dropped outta highschool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:03pm
  • 3:26...speak da troof!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:26pm
  • Wtf does pasta and meatballs have to do with our president? Seriously? These are just kids having fun. Quite a bit of fun it sounds like.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:21pm
  • sounds like a 13 year old

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:31pm
  • That's the best idea I've ever heard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:51pm
  • Dude i was totally planning to do the same, as amazing as it sounds...... But im making my own spagetti and meatballs and leaving then ready for when i get back from the movie!!!! :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 10:29am
  • If he's as big as a pothead as he seems to be thos will never actually happen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:05pm
  • You're disappointed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:05pm
  • This is so funny :) I love it

    Submitted by k3lsey_k3lsey on Oct 16, 11 at 5:34pm
  • People like you are the reason we have black president disgracing our country

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:26pm
  • i smoke pot in the privacy of my own home using the money i make at my fulltime job. i don't see how that's hurting anyone else or affecting the economy in the slightest. i'm not driving around endangering the lives of anyone else. i smoke, watch tv and go to bed. i don't see why people think it's such a bad thing, especially if one is responsible about it. get over yourselves, smoke a bowl and smile. :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 10:12pm
  • Just found out I have hpv. Sadly, it's the only gift I've ever recieved from my boyfriend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:42pm
  • 10:05 and 1:03 fuck yourselves and then treat youselves to a fuckin education. This is the best idea ever. Give me your names so I can give credit to all who ask.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:39pm
  • sounds like high school

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:00pm
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