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  • 95 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:48pm

    i think it sounds hilarious. people are just haters, for sure.

  • 60 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:16pm

    he's very well planned. 9 days is quite advanced.

  • 80 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:03pm

    stoners...and we wonder why the economy is in the toilet. If you have to have your mommy's help to get high, maybe you should take a hint and not even try.

  • 77 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:14pm

    Story of my life hahahahahahaha

  • 75 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:39pm

    man... I wish I was your friend. That sounds like so much fun =[

  • 69 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:28pm

    That sounds so perfect

  • 64 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 11:21pm

    dude definatly did that and then went to mcdonalds after sooooooo epic

  • 68 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:28pm

    I want to marry a man as creative as this guy! Only thing I would change: it wouldn't be his mom cooking for us..

  • 58 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:35pm

    If you read these text with the intentions of bashing people, then I'm pretty sure you are what's wrong with the country... If you have a problem with drugs and alcohol... Go to the Disney website...

  • 56 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:52pm

    Oh mannnnn I want to do this! I saw previews for that movie and it freaked me out. xD

  • 67 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:49pm

    Really 3:26?....really...

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:38pm

    Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs is a classic book. The movie looks absolutely ridiculous. It's an insult to kid books!

  • 57 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:39pm

    10:05, are you able to type out your understanding of socialism? I have a feeling you were not properly educated in history or government classes.

  • 61 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:33pm

    Hello I'm going to kill myself. I love you all Jose Taco

  • 60 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:13pm

    Best. Plan. Ever! Way to stay on top of it, OP!

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:02am

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  • 55 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:03pm

    2:38, a classic...really? Where the wild Things Are, that's a classic. But this text is badass.

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:34am

    The flying spaghetti monster thanks you, OP

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:51pm

    Hahahahahahahhaaa I want to be there

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:37pm

    Socialist bastard my ass. Yeah suggesting heroin is going to fix the problem

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:52pm

    cant wait to do the same thing!! minus the spicy meatballs

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 3:21pm

    This is a wonderful idea. Thank you.

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 10:29am

    Dude i was totally planning to do the same, as amazing as it sounds...... But im making my own spagetti and meatballs and leaving then ready for when i get back from the movie!!!! :D

  • 46 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:05pm

    You're disappointed

  • 45 55
    Submitted by mitchell on May 10, 10 at 3:52am

    blazed near the theater then we were to lazy to go so we blazed more

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:16am

    my friends and I are soooo going to that baked.

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:21pm

    It's a scientific fact.

  • 55 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:16pm

    This sounds like the best idea in the world. I wanna join!

  • 49 66
    Submitted by trident0011 on Jan 14, 10 at 1:12am

    lmao.. this is awesome!

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:10am

    Too long; didn't read. -ww

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:24pm

    go see it in three d

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:58pm

    HAHAHA! Sounds awesome, this was funny!

  • 54 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:36pm

    My husban just shot himslef!!! So I guess I'm single. Anyone want my number?

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:20pm

    wtf the movie invented characters! made the requisite woman a ditsy weathergirl and the average male hero a meterologist. fuck that.

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:55pm

    Where the Wild Things Are looks good. I hope it's not a disappointment like Inglourious Basterds was. Fuck that movie was horrible. Was so fucking slow moving and barely any action.

  • 58 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:26pm

    3:26...speak da troof!

  • 37 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:03pm

    AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:51pm

    That's the best idea I've ever heard

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 2:43pm

    I did that before I saw horton hears a who. Good shit man

  • 53 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:03pm

    sadly, i want this kids life just for the day he/she does this

  • 52 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 10:05am

    You little burn out fuckers are what is wrong with this country! You read that some idiot sold dope in high school, so you elect the socialist bastard to be President! Fucking moron kids! Go try some heroin and get addicted so that you can take a hot shot and just fucking DIE!

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:55pm

    Be men and make your own damn food. You Moms?? God. That's lame!

  • 53 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:31pm

    sounds like a 13 year old

  • 49 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:15pm

    Despite the fact this one of the stupidest things ive read on this site - it does make me laugh.

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:03pm

    3:26 is a fucking racist pig. I would fucking punch him in is little red reck balls. Y the fuck would u judge someone cuz of the color of their skin. E's a grad from harvard while 3:26 prob dropped outta highschool

  • 48 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:05pm

    If he's as big as a pothead as he seems to be thos will never actually happen.

  • 49 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:18pm

    I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me

  • 46 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 10:12pm

    i smoke pot in the privacy of my own home using the money i make at my fulltime job. i don't see how that's hurting anyone else or affecting the economy in the slightest. i'm not driving around endangering the lives of anyone else. i smoke, watch tv and go to bed. i don't see why people think it's such a bad thing, especially if one is responsible about it. get over yourselves, smoke a bowl and smile. :]

  • 46 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:43pm

    Meatttttt baasaaaaaaalls

  • 41 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:10pm

    I wish I had a friend that came up with something this creative lol!

  • 42 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:04pm

    Omfg these were my plans exactley.

  • 41 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:29pm

    Way to be productive...Not!

  • 40 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:21pm

    Wtf does pasta and meatballs have to do with our president? Seriously? These are just kids having fun. Quite a bit of fun it sounds like.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:26pm

    People like you are the reason we have black president disgracing our country

  • 29 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:00pm

    sounds like high school

  • 41 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:42pm

    Just found out I have hpv. Sadly, it's the only gift I've ever recieved from my boyfriend

  • 22 54
    Submitted by k3lsey_k3lsey on Oct 16, 11 at 5:34pm

    This is so funny :) I love it

  • 27 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:39pm

    10:05 and 1:03 fuck yourselves and then treat youselves to a fuckin education. This is the best idea ever. Give me your names so I can give credit to all who ask.