we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
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he's very well planned. 9 days is quite advanced.
I want to marry a man as creative as this guy! Only thing I would change: it wouldn't be his mom cooking for us..
i think it sounds hilarious. people are just haters, for sure.
Hahahahahahahhaaa I want to be there
man... I wish I was your friend. That sounds like so much fun =[
dude definatly did that and then went to mcdonalds after sooooooo epic
Socialist bastard my ass. Yeah suggesting heroin is going to fix the problem
2:38, a classic...really? Where the wild Things Are, that's a classic. But this text is badass.
Story of my life hahahahahahaha
10:05, are you able to type out your understanding of socialism? I have a feeling you were not properly educated in history or government classes.
Oh mannnnn I want to do this! I saw previews for that movie and it freaked me out. xD
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs is a classic book. The movie looks absolutely ridiculous. It's an insult to kid books!
HAHAHA! Sounds awesome, this was funny!
stoners...and we wonder why the economy is in the toilet. If you have to have your mommy's help to get high, maybe you should take a hint and not even try.
go see it in three d
wtf the movie invented characters! made the requisite woman a ditsy weathergirl and the average male hero a meterologist. fuck that.
If you read these text with the intentions of bashing people, then I'm pretty sure you are what's wrong with the country... If you have a problem with drugs and alcohol... Go to the Disney website...
Hello I'm going to kill myself. I love you all
My husban just shot himslef!!! So I guess I'm single. Anyone want my number?
Best. Plan. Ever! Way to stay on top of it, OP!
I did that before I saw horton hears a who. Good shit man
This is a wonderful idea. Thank you.
This sounds like the best idea in the world. I wanna join!
blazed near the theater then we were to lazy to go so we blazed more
That sounds so perfect
cant wait to do the same thing!! minus the spicy meatballs
Be men and make your own damn food. You Moms?? God. That's lame!
Where the Wild Things Are looks good. I hope it's not a disappointment like Inglourious Basterds was. Fuck that movie was horrible. Was so fucking slow moving and barely any action.
lmao.. this is awesome!
Despite the fact this one of the stupidest things ive read on this site - it does make me laugh.
Too long; didn't read.
The flying spaghetti monster thanks you, OP
It's a scientific fact.
I wish I had a friend that came up with something this creative lol!
my friends and I are soooo going to that baked.
You little burn out fuckers are what is wrong with this country! You read that some idiot sold dope in high school, so you elect the socialist bastard to be President! Fucking moron kids! Go try some heroin and get addicted so that you can take a hot shot and just fucking DIE!
sadly, i want this kids life just for the day he/she does this
Omfg these were my plans exactley.
Way to be productive...Not!
I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me
3:26 is a fucking racist pig. I would fucking punch him in is little red reck balls. Y the fuck would u judge someone cuz of the color of their skin. E's a grad from harvard while 3:26 prob dropped outta highschool
sounds like a 13 year old
3:26...speak da troof!
That's the best idea I've ever heard
Dude i was totally planning to do the same, as amazing as it sounds...... But im making my own spagetti and meatballs and leaving then ready for when i get back from the movie!!!! :D
If he's as big as a pothead as he seems to be thos will never actually happen.
This is so funny :) I love it
People like you are the reason we have black president disgracing our country
Wtf does pasta and meatballs have to do with our president? Seriously? These are just kids having fun. Quite a bit of fun it sounds like.
Just found out I have hpv. Sadly, it's the only gift I've ever recieved from my boyfriend
i smoke pot in the privacy of my own home using the money i make at my fulltime job. i don't see how that's hurting anyone else or affecting the economy in the slightest. i'm not driving around endangering the lives of anyone else. i smoke, watch tv and go to bed. i don't see why people think it's such a bad thing, especially if one is responsible about it. get over yourselves, smoke a bowl and smile. :]
10:05 and 1:03 fuck yourselves and then treat youselves to a fuckin education. This is the best idea ever. Give me your names so I can give credit to all who ask.
sounds like high school