I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
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Lmao DARE workbooks?! I remember DARE, first time i wondered about gettin high....
haha..... ohh..... when mine's older i'm totally having a field day with her....
No, weed has THC in it, which is a chemical which alters your body functions, therefore it is a drug. Deny it and call it an "herb" all you want, but you're dead wrong. But just because it's a drug doesn't mean it's bad to do, it really isn't. Just don't deny that it is a drug.
And by the way, I'm at the moment a virgin by choice, but how does that stop me from knowing what I'm talking about? Last time I checked sex and weed aren't exactly synonymous.
-the quiet guy in the corner
So does EVERYTHING. Water alters the body function of a thirsty person; the thirsty signals stop being sent.
DARE pushes kids to get high lol
By the way, anyone who says that they know noone that smokes weed is a lie.. at least 10 people you personally know smoke and you just dont know about it because they dont talk about cool shit with dumbass straightedge kids.
it's not bad to expect the worst and hope for the best.... (12:59) it's good to prepare the inevitable in this day and age... i mean 99% of kids out there are smoking weed already
A proud mother. I would have thought she would write 'I fucked up raising my kids' but hey, yours is funnier.
4:21, if you think having a life requires that you smoke weed, then you're the one who needs friends.
nah fuck 1:08 that everyone smokes weed
Nahh I agree with 1:08 I barely know any one that smokes weed.. I don't nor any of my friends.. I guess you guys all live in areas where you are dependent on drugs and thats sad to say.
I have so much more respect for the quiet guy in the corner than anyone else on this fucking site. yeesh.
Well, 7:40, you can, but it takes silly amounts of it, to the point at which it doesn''t matter. So yeah.
-the quiet guy in the corner
I agree with quiett guy... Marijuana is a drug although some people may nott consider itt one... I have smoked itt once or twice and itt does alter your body functions and all thatt jazz... I prefer to keep clean... And saying thatt teens are basically destined to smoke is so wrong.... I'm only 14 and hardly any of my friends smoke.... Besides the kids at probation... Haha... But itts kind of obvious thatt they would... Again thank you quiett guy for pointing thatt outt...
I just graduated from high school and definably over half of high school kids smoke weed. I even went to a Catholic school for 9 years before high school and I've smoked with most of the kids I went to St. B's. And we're all going to college. Weed doesn't make you stupid, its just lots of people that smoke it were stupid to begin with.
(408): she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Weed. Crack balls people.
once smoked with my buddy's dad, he couldnt believe it when i told him
And not all of us do drugs. Some of us prefer a clear brain- as a matter of fact, lots of us do, more than half. So shut up.
-quiet guy again
aren't all moms planning this?
Weed is a drug get over itt... Fuq the copyrightt law.... Fuq weed... Everybody gett drunk.... WOOOOOOO!!!!
-young brightt one
1:57. i am giving you a standing ovation right now. i've been saying the same thing for years. and yes, my mom does fuck with me when she knows i'm stoned. it makes for interesting conversation.
I assume my kids won't. I'll just wip out my old DARE workbooks...those cartoons are sccaaaaary
2:51- people die from weed every day man. Not from OD ing but just people fighting over it. Like all that shit in Columbia and gNgs fighting over it in America. Crack is the worst. Weed is ok but crack will fuck u up for life. No joke.
To the person that said smoking weed causes cancer. . . .
get a hobby
My dad used to pull that. He'd throw nonsense words into sentences. It took me way too long to figure it out. Guess I was high.
1:08, bullshit. I'm a teen as well and I know exactly one person over the age of 13 who's never smoked weed.
And 1:57, weed counts as a drug whether you can OD on it or not. In general things that you administer in some form to alter your state of mind count as drugs.
In order to od on marajuana you need to ingest about 50 grams of thc, being that 1 gram only contains about 10 micrograms you'd need to take in more than your weight withing a single sitting.
1:08 - yeah your a teen, like 13 though right? bc im twenty and probs about 60% +++ of my town smokes.
bad parents alert 12:59
duuuuuude, stepdads totally doing the same thing.
got high for the first time. you guys were right.
-the quiet guy in the corner
As an avid weed smoker, I'll concede weed is a drug. But all of you on here who have never smoked, and then bash on it are really quite hypocritical. How are you going to pass judgement on something you've never experienced. Everything in moderation.
I've never done any sort of drug BY CHOICE. And I know a lot of other people like me. If you surround yourself with bad influences, you won't be able to find the good ones. People that don't do drugs DO EXIST PEOPLE!
The quiet guy in the corner does not get laid kids and quit calling weed a drug. You can OD from Aspirin but you cannot OD from weed. Seriously people, use your brains. Don't believe everything the government says.
12:59... i love how you assume your kids going to do drugs, shows what kind of parents youll be.
I speel itt like thatt purposely.... I know i didntt spell thatt rightt... Lolz... But I cantt helpp thatt I do thatt itts a habbitt now.. I justt put double tt's on mostly everything...
There are copyright laws she needs to watch out for....my mom already wrote this book...years ago.
Wow. It seems like every one of these texts just turns into an argument.
By the way weed is a drug. About 40 years ago you probly wouldn't have refered to it as a drug, but it's not just the plant anymore. It's laced with shit now. Glad to be adding to this ridiculous argument.
its even funnier when ur parents think ur high when ur sober and vise versa
My mom is the co-author.
weed has more carcinogens in it than cigs. (and I'm not the one who said weed causes cancer in the first place)
luckily that was never a problem for me. my dad was the one smoking me out.
whatt iss itt withh kidss doingg thisssss?
IT'S FUCKING ANNOYING.
Weed has no carcinogin if u use a vape and is Les harmfull than alcohol and cigarettes and u can't of. Od on weed
i know loads of people who havent done it!!! stoners just lose contact with the real world, thus assume everybody does it.
Hahaha...I would buy it, jst to fuk with my friends.
I volcano all day everyday and still maintain a 3.0 gpa in Psychology
1: the arguments on this site are approaching a Youtube level of annoying muck. check yourselves.
2: always respect for quiet guy
3: to that poor fuck 14 year old. sex isn't always disappointing. and goddamn, you are too young to be cynical about that sort of shit.
4: the Slackers are a good band for the discerning Rude Boy
Weed is not a drug its one of the only things you can plant and then let grow withoui doing much. People just like to add chemicals and crap! Go weed boo alchohol! How many alcohol related deaths are there everyday? and how many weed related? No one dies from weed!
1:04... im a teen and 99% of us DEFFS arent smoking, maybe 48%, less than half.
i know two people who don't smoke weed and are between 15 and 50.
I think it's better to be high than drunk out of ur mind trying to drive ur car home or getting into fights at bars\n- casual smoker
weed doesnt kill you, the way you smoke it can though. for example, blunts, papers, wraps, THATS giving you lung cancer, not the marijuanaaaaa<3
Oh and it's me again... the 14 yr old... Ummm... Whatt does itt matter if quiett guy is a virgin or nott??? It is his choice... And honestly if i could turn back time I would have never had sex... Itts nott a greatt thing... In the end itts always very dissapointing.... Anyways... You rock quiet guy
-young brightt one
Yeah my oldest and i got high in the attic for the break. Awesome kids
Weed is fucking retarded. I've seen way too many people's lives get screwed up because of it and that is why I'm the smart one here and stay away from it and other drugs.
id say like 60 % of people i know smoke weed. atleast occasionally. guess its different wherever you live. oh and ya its a drug. and the best fucking drug you'll ever do. keep the peace :)
Yes weed is a drug. Do your homework. People can die from it, it's called cancer. If you smoke as much as it sounds like, yeah you're going to die of cancer. When I was a "teen" I never smoked weed. And most of my friends didn't either. Same is true now being in college. Weed = drug = stupid
It should be "-young one". It's really not that hard to spell right even if you are young.
I have seen weed destroy lives of not only the person who is smoking but the kids of that person. Personlly I do it every month or so but it is the persons personality that makes the differnce some people get stupid some focus better but what doi know
Yes 7:53... I would never have sex... Not until I was married... But since itts too late for thatt... All u can do is hope thatt I dontt gett prego att my age...
-young brightt one
stupid unknown error.
WE ARE ALL ON DRUGS YAAAAA NEVER GETTIN ENOUGH
Why is this an argument?? More than half of you kids that posted can't spell for shit and need to learn you're from your. Anyway, if you're offended by drugs and people not having a "clear mind, you probably should be on this website! Thanks.
2:12-- You're the 14 year old, right? Good luck graduating from high school, getting a job, or getting accepted to a college spelling like "thatt". Also, if you're only 14 and already fucking people, I'm pretty sure you are in NO position to be giving guidance or judgement about anything.
Ummmmm... I'm sorry it's annoying to you.... I'll quit.. Apparently my feelings don't matter enough to you so your just going to bash on the way I spell things... Wtfe... Ill just go shoot myself in the fucking head and see if you bash on that you poor bastard...
-young bright one
1:10 yes it does..... who wants to be like those overtly exuburent people? not i.
taking things a little too seriously, huh young bright one?
- poor bastard.
Everyone had tried it and who gives a crap who smokes it. Nbd.
I'm 21 and my mom still does it. one time I said that I was going to go weed eat the lawn and my dad said "your going to go eat weed?" he was just messing with me. when he left the room my mom said " he had you freaked out there for a minute didn't he?"
is there a actual book like that ??
7:29-yikes kid!! You're 14!! Where the hell are your parents?? If I had a kid and they were 14 and boning, I would make sure they never left the house again and/or had friends over until they left for college! They would be on serious lock down! As for te rest of this conversation, quiet guy can
Getting stoned just makes everything better
hahaha you're all arguing over a text
If yu live in st.Augustine I garentee every person yu talk to there is a 97% chance they have smoked weed. And yeah people who smoke aren't all burnouts our vaildvictorian last year smoked everyday and my boyfriend smokes and he maintains a 3.0 gps
date me and have s ex
I smoke weed ocassionaly and have a 4.2 gpa and have a full ride scholarship to rutgers pharmacy for next year. Weed doesn't make you stupid, just stupid people smoke it. It also is proveN to reduce the risk of certain cancers, the only proven thing that is negative is the side effects of smoking aka getting high. Do your research.
Haha 147. Nick Swardson shit right there.
parents are fucking stupid... da fuck
Hahaha at 6:24
Person Up Above
I love you man
Person down below
Shut the fuk up
Stop wasting your time and get a life
Oh my god! How many of you guys do drugs?! Am I the only clean person here?! Christ!! I night even get rid of this app.
I'm not offended by unclear minds, I just don't want to have one.
-you know the drill by now
Gosh justt leave me alone!!! So fucking whatt if I'm 14???! Itt dontt fucking matter... Itt may nott be disappointing to you but itt is to me... Ok???
Young fucked up one
Children, the above posts are why you never do drugs.
-the quiet guy in the corner
Quiet guy can suck it!!!
2:30, you clearly have no friends. Get a life and blaze it up.
She may have joined forces with my mom, dad, and dog
dare just turned soooooo many kids to potheads