Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
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I think this guy's as fried as his chips - corny joke, yet true...
whatever you're on, give me some. hot pink socks?hell yes.
@Bonsai89, that joke was as corny as said chips ;)
Ahahahahaha. This is awesome.
Person under me... The clear button is a bitch stoned. It's like a taboo
I continue to type until I get the word right too, ahhahaa.
yep.. that was me.. haha!
That is so Fucking great!
so you're high?? that's what i'm getting from this text..... drunk peoples texts are usually just random letters strung together... this is clearly not a drunk text.... am i right??
LOL That what we do here in Utah....
Funniest thing ever!
I don't know what it is about this one but it makes me laugh!!!
Had a moment like this couldn't spell umbrella. Wasn't high or drunk. Bad headache
My god I love this one!!!!!!!
I laugh so hard everytime unread this one!
hahaha hey, my new best friend
DoritOs i believe it's spelled.\nAnd I also believe it's a high text; only my favorite ones!
Instead of worrying about the spelling, why don't you worry about using a semicolon properly?\nPractice what you preach.
If you are going to get onto AHM's grammar because he was correcting a mispelling, you should probably have your spelling correct too, don't you think? It's called a semicolon.
Something about this string of replies makes me think the mods came and fucked with it. There is NO WAY there are this many errors in a string about errors.
I read**\nstupid iTouch keyboard
I LIKE TRAINS
Please don't let me be the only one to copy and paste this into a Facebook status. Also, tweet it if you have Twitter.
Fuck yes salt lake city!! About time we got one on here
its because your city is mormon-tastic. emptiest bars ive ever seen
Hahahaha this is by far the best!!!! An maskedman I too posted it as my facebook status.....I've never laughed so hard!!!! :)
Hot pink socks are good
First, beginning, initial, primary, not second...
I just realized after reading this over the past couple months as it pops up a lot during the random search that "I'm hot pink socks" is "I'm drunk as fuck" damn autocorrect
this is pretty much my favorite.
I dip spicy doritos in queso when i'm sober yummy
seems kind of fake
wow, i NEED whatever they're on.
I can't believe this text made it on here. Stupid.
Fuck that was funny!
Holy shit! It took me four times to read this since I was laughing so hard I could see straight! When I got to the socks part I nearly dropped my fone!!!!!
Apparently the backspace button is too hard.
This is my roommate def.
Top 5 all time
But still stupid, camel5. :-/