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  • Submitted by Bonsai89 on Apr 7, 10 at 10:56am

    I think this guy's as fried as his chips - corny joke, yet true...

  • 82 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 1:28pm

    whatever you're on, give me some. hot pink socks?hell yes.

  • 76 34
    Submitted by blah_blah_blah on Apr 7, 10 at 5:59pm

    @Bonsai89, that joke was as corny as said chips ;)

  • 65 49
    Submitted by brooke37 on Apr 7, 10 at 11:07am

    Funniest thing ever!

  • 58 50
    Submitted by mollie711 on Apr 7, 10 at 1:09pm

    I don't know what it is about this one but it makes me laugh!!!

  • 46 31
    Submitted by tinydancerr on Apr 7, 10 at 2:41pm

    Bahahaha! Gimmmeeee

  • 49 40
    Submitted by DarthMare on Apr 7, 10 at 4:44pm

    LOL That what we do here in Utah....

  • 54 53
    Submitted by cama on Apr 7, 10 at 6:25pm

    so you're high?? that's what i'm getting from this text..... drunk peoples texts are usually just random letters strung together... this is clearly not a drunk text.... am i right??

  • 42 35
    Submitted by makeitglow on Apr 7, 10 at 11:32am

    hahaha hey, my new best friend

  • 47 46
    Submitted by bettyboop416 on Apr 9, 10 at 12:33am

    That is so Fucking great!

  • 43 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 8:28pm

    Fuck yes salt lake city!! About time we got one on here

    • 26 42
      Submitted by Leto on May 17, 10 at 3:39pm

      its because your city is mormon-tastic. emptiest bars ive ever seen

  • 43 45
    Submitted by rainnmakerr on Apr 8, 10 at 1:29am

    Hot pink socks are good

  • 47 54
    Submitted by maskedman on Apr 7, 10 at 3:05pm

    Please don't let me be the only one to copy and paste this into a Facebook status. Also, tweet it if you have Twitter.

  • 45 51
    Submitted by sunshine1114 on Apr 7, 10 at 12:35pm

    Ahahahahaha. This is awesome.

  • 37 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 21, 10 at 3:29pm

    Person under me... The clear button is a bitch stoned. It's like a taboo

  • 38 38
    Submitted by textwhore88 on Apr 15, 10 at 9:39am

    Hahahaha this is by far the best!!!! An maskedman I too posted it as my facebook status.....I've never laughed so hard!!!! :)

  • 33 30
    Submitted by purpleispretty on May 15, 10 at 9:40pm

    My god I love this one!!!!!!!

  • 31 30
    Submitted by CRaZYCRaSHeD on May 5, 10 at 6:47pm

    yep.. that was me.. haha!

  • 34 37
    Submitted by keanu1234 on Apr 13, 10 at 6:04pm

    I dip spicy doritos in queso when i'm sober yummy

  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 10:57am

    I LIKE TRAINS

  • 38 48
    Submitted by snybny on Apr 7, 10 at 10:54am

    But still stupid, camel5. :-/

  • 35 43
    Submitted by AHM on Apr 7, 10 at 9:45pm

    DoritOs i believe it's spelled.\nAnd I also believe it's a high text; only my favorite ones!

    • 31 37
      Submitted by D34M0N5L4Y3R on Apr 8, 10 at 5:05am

      Instead of worrying about the spelling, why don't you worry about using a semicolon properly?\nPractice what you preach.

      • 36 41
        Submitted by chelseadefg on Apr 10, 10 at 9:31pm

        If you are going to get onto AHM's grammar because he was correcting a mispelling, you should probably have your spelling correct too, don't you think? It's called a semicolon.

        • 32 39
          Submitted by AnonyMissFTW on Apr 19, 10 at 2:26am

          Something about this string of replies makes me think the mods came and fucked with it. There is NO WAY there are this many errors in a string about errors.

  • 38 51
    Submitted by shawty101 on Apr 8, 10 at 4:34am

    I continue to type until I get the word right too, ahhahaa.

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Premeau on Apr 7, 10 at 11:19am

    \\.-. 

  • 22 21
    Submitted by noooono on Feb 27, 11 at 1:25pm

    Fucking. Win.

  • 29 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 10 at 5:36pm

    Top 5 all time

  • 32 42
    Submitted by mollie711 on Apr 8, 10 at 3:45pm

    DoritAs?!!!!

  • 38 56
    Submitted by MsRogueAngel on Apr 10, 10 at 2:20am

    Had a moment like this couldn't spell umbrella. Wasn't high or drunk. Bad headache

  • 38 56
    Submitted by npalmisano on Apr 8, 10 at 2:05am

    seems kind of fake

  • 29 41
    Submitted by uwpower on Apr 11, 10 at 9:07pm

    Fuck that was funny!

  • 24 34
    Submitted by summerXyay on Jul 8, 10 at 2:31am

    I read**\nstupid iTouch keyboard

  • 21 30
    Submitted by hooty88 on Dec 12, 10 at 1:51pm

    LMAO! FAVORITED!!

  • 25 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 6:57am

    Wtf... lol

  • 24 37
    Submitted by ruddens on Apr 30, 10 at 12:01am

    this is pretty much my favorite.

  • 44 78
    Submitted by Styphin on Apr 7, 10 at 9:49pm

    I can't believe this text made it on here. Stupid.

  • 26 44
    Submitted by Firebird on Apr 9, 10 at 12:24am

    Holy shit! It took me four times to read this since I was laughing so hard I could see straight! When I got to the socks part I nearly dropped my fone!!!!!

  • 15 26
    Submitted by summerXyay on Jul 8, 10 at 2:29am

    I laugh so hard everytime unread this one!

  • 19 39
    Submitted by maalloorryyx3 on Jun 27, 10 at 2:52pm

    wow, i NEED whatever they're on.

  • 15 32
    Submitted by Failmuffin on Jan 5, 11 at 10:00pm

    Apparently the backspace button is too hard.

  • 44 90
    Submitted by camel5 on Apr 7, 10 at 10:35am

    First, beginning, initial, primary, not second...

  • 13 34
    Submitted by ebeck21 on Jan 19, 11 at 4:19pm

    This is my roommate def.

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