Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
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I think this guy's as fried as his chips - corny joke, yet true...
whatever you're on, give me some. hot pink socks?hell yes.
@Bonsai89, that joke was as corny as said chips ;)
Ahahahahaha. This is awesome.
I continue to type until I get the word right too, ahhahaa.
yep.. that was me.. haha!
Person under me... The clear button is a bitch stoned. It's like a taboo
That is so Fucking great!
so you're high?? that's what i'm getting from this text..... drunk peoples texts are usually just random letters strung together... this is clearly not a drunk text.... am i right??
LOL That what we do here in Utah....
Funniest thing ever!
I don't know what it is about this one but it makes me laugh!!!
Had a moment like this couldn't spell umbrella. Wasn't high or drunk. Bad headache
My god I love this one!!!!!!!
I laugh so hard everytime unread this one!
hahaha hey, my new best friend
DoritOs i believe it's spelled.\nAnd I also believe it's a high text; only my favorite ones!
Instead of worrying about the spelling, why don't you worry about using a semicolon properly?\nPractice what you preach.
If you are going to get onto AHM's grammar because he was correcting a mispelling, you should probably have your spelling correct too, don't you think? It's called a semicolon.
Something about this string of replies makes me think the mods came and fucked with it. There is NO WAY there are this many errors in a string about errors.
I read**\nstupid iTouch keyboard
I LIKE TRAINS
Please don't let me be the only one to copy and paste this into a Facebook status. Also, tweet it if you have Twitter.
Fuck yes salt lake city!! About time we got one on here
its because your city is mormon-tastic. emptiest bars ive ever seen
Hahahaha this is by far the best!!!! An maskedman I too posted it as my facebook status.....I've never laughed so hard!!!! :)
Hot pink socks are good
First, beginning, initial, primary, not second...
I just realized after reading this over the past couple months as it pops up a lot during the random search that "I'm hot pink socks" is "I'm drunk as fuck" damn autocorrect
this is pretty much my favorite.
I dip spicy doritos in queso when i'm sober yummy
seems kind of fake
wow, i NEED whatever they're on.
I can't believe this text made it on here. Stupid.
Fuck that was funny!
Holy shit! It took me four times to read this since I was laughing so hard I could see straight! When I got to the socks part I nearly dropped my fone!!!!!
Apparently the backspace button is too hard.
This is my roommate def.
Top 5 all time
But still stupid, camel5. :-/