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  • Submitted by Dozer14 on Aug 17, 10 at 4:49pm

    Once you go black your a single mother for life

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      Submitted by MaxPatlick on Aug 17, 10 at 8:48pm

      This is racist, but it's also hilarious. So funny in fact that I'm willing to forgive the incorrect usage of "your."

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      Submitted by blah_blah_blah on Aug 18, 10 at 12:07am

      I'm not. It's "you're".

    • 46 62
      Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on Aug 18, 10 at 4:13am

      i'm black, and i laughed. but i still hate you. ><

    • 9 32
      Submitted by Whiskey7 on May 1, 13 at 12:25pm

      once u go black we dnt want u back

  • Submitted by joey38 on Aug 17, 10 at 4:28pm

    i like turtles

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      Submitted by kingjoker54 on Aug 18, 10 at 7:45am

      How did this get so many thumbs up?

      • 45 57
        Submitted by PickleFcker on Aug 20, 10 at 1:41pm

        Because everyone likes turtles...

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          Submitted by omgwtfbbqlol on Sep 2, 10 at 11:59pm

          What kind of dog is this?

          • 31 42
            Submitted by 6Rockstar9 on Jul 4, 11 at 8:44am

            Is this a cat in a hat

  • Submitted by rustybucket on Aug 17, 10 at 5:31pm

    Black people say once u go black u never go back. Truth is, once u had this Irish tongue, it won't matter how the black man is hung.

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      Submitted by brittt on Aug 18, 10 at 1:50am

      amen. God blessed the irish<3

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        Submitted by Firefox1 on Aug 18, 10 at 9:23pm

        isn't an Irish tongue sharp and spits our half understandable words?

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          Submitted by PurpleNubian on Aug 21, 10 at 2:03pm

          Lol, you're like racist to everyone, Firefox1

  • Submitted by Valkyrie on Aug 17, 10 at 4:12pm

    Fake. Black guys don't go down.

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      Submitted by Trollinn on Aug 17, 10 at 8:16pm

      BS I'm black and love me some pussy

      • 55 61
        Submitted by Firefox1 on Aug 18, 10 at 5:08pm

        Trollinn, you misspelled fried chicken

    • 43 58
      Submitted by mollymcleod on Aug 19, 10 at 12:29pm

      totally false.... they do go down.... and good at it

  • Submitted by backwoodsbarbie on Aug 17, 10 at 4:17pm

    big doesn't really make it any better. a vagina is only 6 inches deep.

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      Submitted by devdog on Aug 17, 10 at 11:21pm

      true, plus its not really length but girth, id rather be a beer can then a pencil

      • 57 63
        Submitted by archery126 on Aug 17, 10 at 11:28pm

        Indeed, especially when considering the fact that the area just past the entrance has the highest concentration of nerve endings.

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        Submitted by hannahelizabeth1 on Aug 18, 10 at 10:27pm

        Actually length is what makes it reach the g spot, average girth is best. no girl likes a guy too thick, unless shes so loose that thats the only way she can feel it.

        • 45 61
          Submitted by sicklidae on Aug 19, 10 at 12:44pm

          Actually, you are wrong. The G-Spot is only 2 inches in. I'm pretty certain any guy can reach that... true length matters some, but girth matters more.

        • 40 61
          Submitted by CIT on Aug 20, 10 at 9:55am

          Most guys can hit a g spot with their finger...so u sure don't need a long dick to hit it

      • 41 73
        Submitted by mollymcleod on Aug 19, 10 at 12:32pm

        sorry guys, does matter, i dont want a fatty that cant hit my back, then again i dont want it if its like an extra long finger - -\n u

  • Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Aug 17, 10 at 4:20pm

    As soon as women mention dick size, men get all butthurt about their own size.

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      Submitted by ULTIMATE_DOUCHE on Aug 17, 10 at 4:59pm

      I'm a guy and I can confirm this.

    • 53 64
      Submitted by LegalizeMe on Aug 17, 10 at 5:22pm

      Women claim to want a big dick then cry when their cervix takes a beating. Goes both ways.

      • 50 74
        Submitted by WebAntOnYouTube on Aug 17, 10 at 8:09pm

        Only a guy with no self-control or who does not care about women at all would hurt a woman during sex. Definitely a bad lay whether women want to accept that or not.

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          Submitted by ikthul on Aug 18, 10 at 8:25pm

          @WebAntOnYouTub not true in the least. go have sex or get a bigger dick

      • 46 52
        Submitted by PurpleNubian on Aug 18, 10 at 12:33am

        lol, beat my cervix!

      • 50 44
        Submitted by sicklidae on Aug 19, 10 at 12:46pm

        It hurts when they hit the cervix!!! A LOT! 6 or 7 inches is best.

  • Submitted by yey on Aug 17, 10 at 4:39pm

    the number jealous white guys that pressed 'bad night' makes me laugh

    • 64 53
      Submitted by yey on Aug 17, 10 at 4:45pm

      *number of

    • 64 65
      Submitted by MsGreenEyes on Aug 17, 10 at 7:31pm

      They're all mad because of their small penises, its hilarious, lmao

      • 48 58
        Submitted by PurpleNubian on Aug 18, 10 at 12:35am

        Yeah all the guys that are talking shit are just identifying themselves as guys with teeny dicks

    • 54 59
      Submitted by blueyaa on Aug 17, 10 at 9:28pm

      I'm white, my penis is nowhere near the size of my forearm, or a woman's forearm, and I hit 'goodnight' because it sounds like a woman would probably enjoy that.

    • 56 66
      Submitted by emmykb on Aug 18, 10 at 2:22am

      i thought the same thing.

  • Submitted by CIT on Aug 17, 10 at 3:54pm

    One of the smallest guys I've ever been with was black...damn my luck.

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      Submitted by PurpleNubian on Aug 18, 10 at 12:37am

      I bet that guy's name was "Egbert" or something lol

      • 53 79
        Submitted by CIT on Aug 18, 10 at 1:59pm

        James! LOL!

    • 44 71
      Submitted by mollymcleod on Aug 19, 10 at 12:34pm

      haha same

  • Submitted by kingjoker54 on Aug 17, 10 at 5:12pm

    Its really sad how all these insecure guys have to start downing another race. It really goes to show how far we have come. I'm not mad at any of you "black haters" just dissapointed that the human race still won't get over something as insignificant as the color of skin. I don't know how u look in the mirror and face yourself when u can sit here and talk shit about blacks, safely behind ur computer like the coward u are. All black aren't ignorant and live in the ghetto. It's

    • 35 58
      Submitted by kingjoker54 on Aug 17, 10 at 6:23pm

      2010, get with the times damn

    • 47 68
      Submitted by WebAntOnYouTube on Aug 17, 10 at 8:14pm

      With so much racism against Blacks being expressed here Blacks like myself have every reason to look at White folks with suspicion. I bet some or most of the very ones saying racist stuff here act friendly towards Blacks in real life. Sickening.

      • 47 53
        Submitted by jltc on Aug 17, 10 at 9:47pm

        While this is probably in many cases true, please don't write us ALL off.

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      Submitted by PurpleNubian on Aug 18, 10 at 12:38am

      Ditto, it's pathetic

    • 45 65
      Submitted by _Emerica_ on Aug 18, 10 at 4:24pm

      Love black people, hate n*ggers. Please don't talk like you didn't make it past the third grade, just be a normal human being and a good amount of the hate would go again.

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        Submitted by _Emerica_ on Aug 18, 10 at 4:29pm

        *go away. Not sure how I put 'again' in there.

        • 48 37
          Submitted by PurpleNubian on Aug 21, 10 at 3:26am

          Emerica says that black people should just act, talk and assimilate into them, and everything would be alright. Its not like she's unaware she's racist too...

      • 38 53
        Submitted by givesmewings8 on Aug 23, 10 at 12:03am

        I agree with emerica 100% Cheers.

  • Submitted by Spizzie on Aug 17, 10 at 3:45pm

    you should try native American. it's like a small tree trunk.

  • Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 17, 10 at 6:07pm

    "My twat has been on more black guys lips than purple kool-aid" -Lisa Lampanelli

  • Submitted by jlewis8911 on Aug 17, 10 at 7:14pm

    Try native Americans there's a reason we wore loincloths down to our knees....

    • 30 58
      Submitted by PickleFcker on Aug 20, 10 at 1:45pm

      Get out of your smoke shop and pay some taxes.

    • 52 64
      Submitted by PurpleNubian on Aug 21, 10 at 2:08pm

      LOL! Good form!

  • Submitted by evrythngisrltv on Aug 17, 10 at 7:04pm

    Big dicks are great for girls to look at and that's it. I can't tell you how many times I have missed out on anal or other kinkier forms of sex because it hurt her. Girls claiming to love dicks bigger than 8 inches are liars

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      Submitted by SweetNiblets on Aug 19, 10 at 12:03am

      It's true. I like 'em big buuut Pringles cans are NOT going in any of my orifices. And on that note, forget a black man. Puerto Ricans are bigger.

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        Submitted by sicklidae on Aug 19, 10 at 12:49pm

        lol, it's true, Puerto Ricans are bigger.

  • Submitted by blacknblue on Aug 17, 10 at 8:15pm

    She is probably a midget or has some condition where she has small forearms. lol

    • 45 51
      Submitted by PurpleNubian on Aug 21, 10 at 3:28am

      LOL midget and their forearms all miscalculating shit needs to stop!

  • Submitted by Turbowang on Aug 17, 10 at 7:39pm

    once you go black, you get bad credit!

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 17, 10 at 3:45pm

    DDDDDAAAAAMMMMNNNN......

    • 53 71
      Submitted by blueyaa on Aug 17, 10 at 9:32pm

      I get it, haha.

  • Submitted by whattt on Aug 17, 10 at 7:42pm

    I went black once. Then he got my best friend pregnant. Then he went to jail. And now he's into guys. Efffff.

  • Submitted by sunnyd on Aug 17, 10 at 5:00pm

    Black guys do eat pussy. Often. And size does matter, don't fool yourself. No one wants a small dick, that's not even aesthetically pleasing.

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      Submitted by freckleface on Aug 17, 10 at 7:21pm

      If small dicks aren't aesthetically pleasing, why do classic sculptures like Michelangelo's David and others have (proportionally) extremely small penes?\n\nAnd yes, penes is the proper plural of penis. I just looked it up. :)

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        Submitted by MsGreenEyes on Aug 17, 10 at 7:37pm

        Idk, but what I do know is that years later all the "penes" were removed from the statues and had grape leaves plastered where they should have been, sooooooo I'm thinking they're not aesthetically pleasing, hahaha

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          Submitted by devdog on Aug 17, 10 at 11:22pm

          they were remnoved and covered because the pope at the time didnt want the women to think "unclean" thoughts inspired by the naked male physique

          • 45 76
            Submitted by PvtChurch on Aug 20, 10 at 8:04pm

            you're clearly too smart to be on this website...

            • 40 53
              Submitted by PurpleNubian on Aug 21, 10 at 2:17pm

              Because at the time, the Greeks found a man's whole body aesthetically pleasing--masculinity isn't all about the penis. The penis is the fun/propagating part, but there are other sides of men that are appealing. So stop crying rivers about your lil weeny

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        Submitted by WebAntOnYouTube on Aug 17, 10 at 8:26pm

        Because the sculptures were modeled after White men with small penises. Duh.:-P

      • 47 57
        Submitted by WebAntOnYouTube on Aug 17, 10 at 8:28pm

        Actually,penises and penes are both correct. Pay closer attention when you look something up.

      • 37 63
        Submitted by CIT on Aug 18, 10 at 2:01pm

        b/c Michelangelo didn't want David having a bigger one than him! :p

      • 49 47
        Submitted by xzeldax3 on Sep 28, 10 at 2:07am

        isnt davids penis flaccid?

  • Submitted by texter101 on Aug 17, 10 at 6:03pm

    I love the Irish, rustybucket! :)

  • Submitted by SserPrun95 on Aug 17, 10 at 6:04pm

    There are so many stereotypes in this text that it looks like someone went out of their way to make this inflammatory. I call troll.

  • Submitted by jenjen05 on Aug 17, 10 at 7:27pm

    Ur all idiots! She never said he was black, only that he wasnt white. Who cares what color he was... U assholes r the reason theres still racism in america. There are just as many trashy whites as there are blacks. It's her life get the fuck over it.

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      Submitted by PurpleNubian on Aug 21, 10 at 2:13pm

      Good form Jenjen05...it's true she Never said he was black, she just commented how big his dick was and the fact she's not going back to white guys and everyone assumed he was black. Good form

  • Submitted by Invictus on Aug 17, 10 at 5:23pm

    I love racists :) they're all so entertaining

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      Submitted by WebAntOnYouTube on Aug 17, 10 at 8:22pm

      Yeah,like watching a train wreck.

    • 58 68
      Submitted by PurpleNubian on Aug 18, 10 at 12:43am

      Yeah, I love it when racists open their mouths. To themselves, they think they're sounding wise and profound while everyone else is just marveling how stupid they are. None of these douches would ever say any of this to a black man's face. It's so much easier on the internet, isn't it?

      • 35 55
        Submitted by Firefox1 on Aug 18, 10 at 9:20pm

        HERP DERP HERP DERP

        • 46 63
          Submitted by PurpleNubian on Aug 21, 10 at 3:29am

          Yeah, that didnt make you sound retarded or anything...gold star.

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      Submitted by hannahelizabeth1 on Aug 18, 10 at 10:34pm

      from getting eaten out to racism? haha,people just do it cause blacks get defensive so easily and people know it will push their buttons. i don't freak out when black girls assume im a certain way cause im white or disrespect me, and i dont feel the need to make generalizations and say "all your guys hate on white people, bitch bitch bitch..." accept the fucking skin your in and ignore the criticisms and maybe people will stop doing it. i've dated white, black, and mixed guys all of which

      • 53 58
        Submitted by PurpleNubian on Aug 21, 10 at 3:32am

        lol, My man's white. I'm not dating him because he's white, he just happens to be white. I'm not trying to get his money or whatever. He's sensitive, he makes me laugh, and I quite enjoy his penis

  • Submitted by adriennekolb on Aug 17, 10 at 6:29pm

    We are all people at the end of the day, and being racist cuts you off from some really awesome people. Judge people by the content of their character, not by the color of their skin!

  • Submitted by lasty on Aug 17, 10 at 5:29pm

    Once you go black, you're deemed a whore

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      Submitted by WebAntOnYouTube on Aug 17, 10 at 8:24pm

      No,that word is reserved for those who have sex for money. Just because you do not like Blacks it does not mean you can redefine what a word means.

  • Submitted by lizthetwigg on Aug 17, 10 at 9:30pm

    ....*sudden urge to find an Irish gentleman* rofl xD \n(more or less bc of rustybucket) xD

  • Submitted by HeartMelter89 on Aug 17, 10 at 5:32pm

    Wow people Are so ignorant. Who cares if she enjoyed sex with him. All you people bashing other races Are disgusting, and need to stop and open your closed minds. Oh yea and grow the FUCK up.

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    Submitted by bobhawthornIII on Aug 18, 10 at 1:34am

    If the text read "he owns a house and has a job, I'm never going back to black guys". Then it would be called racist because it promotes stereotypes. and if that one is racist then this one is too.

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      Submitted by PurpleNubian on Aug 21, 10 at 2:23pm

      I agree, that would be racist...yet again, \nshe never said the guy was black. \nYou assuming he was black was a stereotype \nthat you acknowledged

  • Submitted by gunslingerrepent on Aug 17, 10 at 4:33pm

    Black guys don't go downstairs, fake

  • Submitted by rainbuckets on Aug 17, 10 at 3:52pm

    Once you go black, you can never go back.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 10 at 5:46pm

    My white guy is 11 in...just sayin

    • 45 55
      Submitted by devdog on Aug 17, 10 at 11:23pm

      peter north

  • Submitted by hiiiiiiiii on Aug 17, 10 at 11:59pm

    Once you go black, you want your dignity back

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    Submitted by patsfan5252 on Aug 17, 10 at 7:28pm

    I guess he needed a cosigner?

  • Submitted by dnhiv90 on Aug 17, 10 at 7:28pm

    You must be a fat white girl

  • Submitted by Lancaster on Aug 17, 10 at 6:25pm

    Wow. I only Wish I could say I was surprised by all of the racism on here. Sad. Very sad.

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      Submitted by WebAntOnYouTube on Aug 17, 10 at 8:35pm

      I am not surprised. There are a ton of Whites that act like they are okay with Black people to their face but talk about them like dogs behind their backs. I have even had Whites tell me about how Whites dog Blacks out secretly. No,not surprised at all. Also,almost every time you see Blacks and Whites fighting on message boards it started with a supposedly White person saying something racist. Anybody that has been on message boards a lot know that is true.

      • 47 57
        Submitted by LegalizeMe on Aug 18, 10 at 9:13am

        It would be easier to get white people from using the N word if black people didn't call each other that ALL THE TIME. Most of my friends are black and I hear the N word more than another except for "bet" or "it is what it is".

        • 59 53
          Submitted by PurpleNubian on Aug 21, 10 at 3:41am

          The difference is the conotation of the word when black people use it amongst themselves and when others use it. I can call my aunt "Aunt", but if you call my aunt "Aunt", its not right, do you understand? Seriously, I'm not being a smart ass, its just this subject seems to really confuse white people

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 10 at 7:39pm

    LOL @ angry small dicked white guys

    • 40 57
      Submitted by PurpleNubian on Aug 21, 10 at 3:39am

      LOL! They dont realize that that's all we're hearing...Keep talking you guys, you lose a centimeter with us with every word you say

  • Submitted by NCA on Aug 17, 10 at 7:49pm

    Once you go black, you're a single mom.

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    Submitted by GaTech08 on Aug 18, 10 at 11:24am

    Give me an F'n break. Black people are just as or more racist than white people. He'll the dark ones pick on the lighter skinned ones. In 2008 everyone is getting sick of complaints and excuses. Get an education/ job / life... Quit wasting your time making excuses, and using the double standard race card on white people.

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    Submitted by NotAnnonomus on Aug 17, 10 at 6:53pm

    Another one lost!!!

  • 93 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 10 at 9:34pm

    I'm pretty sure it was a joke. Shut the fuck up you racist fucks. Both of the black men i've been with are classier than your small minded shit headed selves. Just sayin :)

  • Submitted by shwadinger on Aug 17, 10 at 4:09pm

    That's disgusting. why don't you just go fisting yourself instead, or jam a watermelon up your cunt.

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      Submitted by PurpleNubian on Aug 21, 10 at 2:20pm

      Shwadinger is mad at his lil penis. You stupid racist fuck, she never said he was black, you just assumed

  • 88 82
    Submitted by RealBK on Aug 17, 10 at 8:28pm

    Wow it doesn't matter if a guys white or black if he gives you a good time that's all you need to worry about.

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    Submitted by WebAntOnYouTube on Aug 17, 10 at 8:48pm

    Funny how everyone immediately assumed she was talking about a Black guy. :-/

  • Submitted by MuDsLuTz on Aug 17, 10 at 4:11pm

    your fuckin gross

    • 43 44
      Submitted by geezlouise on Aug 17, 10 at 9:26pm

      funny thing is..your name is mudslutz.\nso actually, you're fucking gross.

      • 40 87
        Submitted by PurpleNubian on Aug 21, 10 at 1:55pm

        lol! Good call...that backfired on you didnt it Mudsluts?

  • 93 94
    Submitted by JKIII03 on Aug 17, 10 at 4:23pm

    Disgusting

  • 85 79
    Submitted by road2recovery86 on Aug 17, 10 at 4:20pm

    To Valkyrie: hahaha that shit is so tru.. Idk why, I love eatin' some puss. but numerous black dudes I know all agree they don't like it..WTF?

  • 75 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 10 at 2:29pm

    I love how everyone is pissed over a few jokes. Get over yourself. Making some off color jokes isn't the same as performing a lynching.

  • 86 83
    Submitted by manlaw on Aug 17, 10 at 7:18pm

    Can't we all just get along.

  • 84 82
    Submitted by levon on Aug 17, 10 at 10:55pm

    what the hell does your Dad, his Escalade and your forearm have to do with white guys?

  • Submitted by dwilliams0789 on Aug 17, 10 at 5:05pm

    Wow you cracker ass hypocrites really need to get over yourselves, yall know yall have dated a black chick before or possibly an Asian... So what's with this bullshit? Hatin'

  • 77 69
    Submitted by jakesworld on Aug 17, 10 at 11:53pm

    hey..what if she's an asian girl with overly tight vagina...and white cocks are too big for her.

  • 67 50
    Submitted by MrSlapChop on Aug 18, 10 at 9:08pm

    Who the fuck drives an Escalade these days, have u seen gas prices??!!! When the world goes to hell John Cusack won't be there in a limo to save you or your feak meat.

  • 80 83
    Submitted by sick1200 on Aug 17, 10 at 4:31pm

    Bleh!

  • 79 82
    Submitted by mel24 on Aug 17, 10 at 9:38pm

    This lady's got the jungle fever like me!

    • 49 47
      Submitted by Firefox1 on Aug 18, 10 at 5:05pm

      only monkeys live in the jungle

  • 81 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 10 at 6:21pm

    god you people are horrible. so much racism.

  • 73 74
    Submitted by ice43man on Aug 18, 10 at 3:11am

    That's one ruined vagina right there

  • 82 92
    Submitted by peoplehater on Aug 17, 10 at 8:45pm

    Small mind , small dick , I would be bitter to !!!

  • 73 75
    Submitted by yomamaAhoe on Aug 18, 10 at 1:04am

    jealous.. I'd like to go black and than face a difficult decision regarding whether or not to go back.

  • 80 90
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 17, 10 at 5:26pm

    once you go black you might need a wheelchair. racist aholes

  • 70 74
    Submitted by gutsout on Aug 17, 10 at 8:05pm

    Wow the number of racist comments on this text is unbelievable. You guys need to take a chill pill.

  • 69 73
    Submitted by bc_ranch on Aug 17, 10 at 10:18pm

    At least I have a job!!

  • 69 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 10 at 5:25pm

    What was he an elephant?

  • Submitted by cptn_yesterday on Aug 17, 10 at 3:47pm

    white is biggest contrary to popular belief.

  • 67 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 10 at 7:14am

    And another one bites tha dustt

  • 58 54
    Submitted by emmykb on Aug 18, 10 at 2:24am

    black goes in and then you black out. HARDCORE. no.

  • 67 72
    Submitted by dwilliams0789 on Aug 18, 10 at 1:50am

    Stereotypes are bad, but still not as awful as people dismissing others by their color of skin. We are all just different shades of grey and nobody is a true black, white, pink, or purple person; especially in the US. It ain't called "The melting pot" for nothing... You racist ppl however are a shame to your whole species. Mainly bc you are probably inbred, due to the closed minds you have. Not enough chromosomes I guess...

    • 51 46
      Submitted by PurpleNubian on Aug 21, 10 at 2:42pm

      Dont tell the white people theyre actually black too..their skin just lightened over the thousands of years from them adapting to an environment with less sun

  • 61 62
    Submitted by akodrea on Aug 18, 10 at 9:15am

    *Most people mistake prejudice with racism because they simply were raised accustomed to only white people being around. The problem is when prejudices, stereotypes and racism is perpetuated from generation to generation. That's why so many rednecks are racist and breed racist children. Parents and "educators" can create this problem too. It's up to our generation to teach our children and them to teach theirs what's important. Not to judge based on the color of the skin. You don'

    • 42 57
      Submitted by CaptainStabbin20 on Aug 19, 10 at 7:35am

      Akodrea, I'll prove your comment about generation to generation wrong. I live in Alabama & my dad was born in the early 50's and grew up during the civil rights era. I was born in the 1970's and racism was NEVER taught in my house. I began not liking black people by my own experiences, so don't sit there and act like blacks are some innocent victim of racism. Maybe if they didn't act all loud and ghetto, get arrested, be on gov't assistance, etc then there wouldn't be so mu

      • 44 52
        Submitted by akodrea on Aug 20, 10 at 7:39pm

        Two claps for you, Captain Stabbin. Congrats on forming your opinion on the whole African population for being loud and ghetto, getting arrested and living on wellfare. What an astute observation, your parents must be proud!

        • 35 55
          Submitted by akodrea on Aug 20, 10 at 7:42pm

          There are always exceptions to the rule too, mate!

      • 41 58
        Submitted by PurpleNubian on Aug 21, 10 at 2:59pm

        You're afraid of black people, aren't you? Do you get nervous? I've experienced a lot of people that I didnt like that happened to be white. It doesnt mean I dont like ALL white people, because I've never MET all white people. The worst kind of racist is one that doesnt even realize that theyre racist

  • 59 58
    Submitted by MacanGhaill on Aug 17, 10 at 11:46pm

    Something tells me you are not the first he's done that to in his Escalade.

  • 74 89
    Submitted by ryno24 on Aug 17, 10 at 9:15pm

    Car was probably stolen!

  • 60 63
    Submitted by heartthrob on Aug 18, 10 at 1:11pm

    It is amazing to me how many small dicked rednecks from Kentucky are on here.

  • 71 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 10 at 5:27pm

    Who cares if it's a positive sterotype like having a huge dick. Sterotypes have to stem from some kin of truth, and sometimes they are true.

  • 54 53
    Submitted by TeamScumbag on Aug 22, 10 at 3:11pm

    Mud shark

  • 53 51
    Submitted by LeeMalvo on Aug 22, 10 at 9:15am

    Oh and I agree with everyone. Most girls can barely stand 8 inches without crying about how it hurts. Let alone anything beyond that.

  • 58 62
    Submitted by freakgirl on Aug 17, 10 at 9:22pm

    I'd like to know anyone with an Escalade lol black white purple- all friends drive little cars

  • 75 97
    Submitted by cwelkman on Aug 18, 10 at 12:36pm

    That is ok. Your now tainted after being with that jungle money niger. Good news is that you can get welfare for you niger kid from obammy

    • 35 47
      Submitted by PickleFcker on Aug 20, 10 at 1:40pm

      LMFAO!!!

    • 34 40
      Submitted by PurpleNubian on Aug 21, 10 at 2:35pm

      Stupass...when did she say he was black?

  • 68 84
    Submitted by ryno24 on Aug 17, 10 at 8:11pm

    Fake...black guys don't go down...

  • 53 55
    Submitted by golightly on Aug 18, 10 at 10:55am

    Hey akodrea? The fact that you just sat in your mamas basement typing that entire novel means you care too much about black dicks than to see the humor in that text. Stfu, and get you some.

    • 46 63
      Submitted by akodrea on Aug 18, 10 at 11:34am

      I am a novelist so I thoroughly enjoy typing stories in my mama's basement. And I've actually been with only one black dick but its size was comparable to many white dicks I've experienced. I just felt like ranting to some of the inbreds on this site who may claim their comments are all in jest but are really ignorant, prejudiced pricks who have small dicks. So many people use the n-word to sound funny but in reality the jokes on them because little do they know the n-word means IGNORAN

  • 60 69
    Submitted by ihatefags on Aug 18, 10 at 2:14am

    dwilliams0789 you are a true f aggot

  • Submitted by LegalizeMe on Aug 17, 10 at 5:12pm

    What she doesn't know is that the Escalade was a rental. Silly hoe is still a silly hoe.

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Cab00se on Aug 18, 10 at 6:06pm

    Which is good because no white guy will want your double wide pussy anymore anyway

    • 36 56
      Submitted by PurpleNubian on Aug 21, 10 at 2:45pm

      lol, he's comparing her pussy to his house

  • 71 93
    Submitted by jenpearce on Aug 17, 10 at 5:04pm

    First off, I know of a few black guys who love to go down. Second, y'all assume she meant a black guy. Love the way y'all stereotype. Third, anon was awesome thinking they didn't send the same thing twice and changed the one little word. Too bad you're too spineless to get a screen name and post under it.

    • 41 69
      Submitted by LegalizeMe on Aug 17, 10 at 5:15pm

      We all know Mexicans & Asians have tiny penises. Since she said "not going back to a white guy" that only leaves black.

      • 46 61
        Submitted by jenpearce on Aug 17, 10 at 8:28pm

        Actually I've never heard of mexicans having small penes (learned that new little tip lol pun not intended). And those aren't the only races that live in America.

      • 37 66
        Submitted by blahh22 on Aug 17, 10 at 9:36pm

        Yeah retard, Mexicans do not account for all the other Hispanics or Latinos out there. I think you should take a look of a map on the continent of South America, and study all the countries in it. Ugh this kind of ignorance just pisses me off! Did you learn anything in 6th grade when you had a Geography class? What about the Italian race? Or French? I think you've forgotten about Europe too. Idiot.

        • 70 52
          Submitted by LegalizeMe on Aug 18, 10 at 9:08am

          It's a joke dumbshit. This is a funny site and if you can't take a joke you're in the wrong place.\n\nAttacking my education level is comical. I have a Bachelors in IT and an Masters in Business Administration. Go back to your job at McDonalds and let us continue to have fun here while you continue a miserable existence.

          • 48 48
            Submitted by jenpearce on Aug 18, 10 at 12:58pm

            Sucks when people take stuff so seriously! Was trying to have a fun time!

      • 43 50
        Submitted by PurpleNubian on Aug 21, 10 at 2:44pm

        Since when do Mexicans have tiny dicks? Yeah, theres only four kinds of people on the planet. Stop talking.

  • 66 86
    Submitted by PerfectHaze on Aug 17, 10 at 8:39pm

    Thank god for centurys of racism and cultural oppression, or the black man may have actually had a third leg up (pun intended) on the competition.

  • 70 96
    Submitted by sircoughsalot on Aug 18, 10 at 8:55am

    Once u go black u dont go back. Wrong. Once u go black we dont take u back!!!

  • 53 64
    Submitted by kellenmo on Aug 17, 10 at 9:18pm

    @webantonyoutube\n\nAre stupid?

  • 53 65
    Submitted by TImbo on Aug 19, 10 at 8:33am

    And then you go back to white to get your credit right!!!

  • 41 42
    Submitted by omgwtfbbqlol on Sep 3, 10 at 12:10am

    Maybe it was a steed?

  • 46 54
    Submitted by dersabom on Aug 20, 10 at 11:52pm

    Once u go black u never go back

  • Submitted by thatboguy on Aug 17, 10 at 4:41pm

    Disgraceful

  • 52 69
    Submitted by truth on Aug 18, 10 at 2:40pm

    What makes me laugh most about ALL the comments is how everyone, white/black/whatever, is missing how the entire concept of black men are bigger is a racist comment. If your race was subject to slavery for hundreds of years, you'd want something to say you're better too, be it true or not.

    • 49 57
      Submitted by PurpleNubian on Aug 21, 10 at 3:03pm

      Youre an idiot, Truth. Black people were not the only slaves in existence. Slavery has (AND STILL DOES) existed since the beginning of the human race.

    • 46 56
      Submitted by PurpleNubian on Aug 21, 10 at 3:05pm

      You make it sound like Big Dicks are the only thing we have going for us. We changed music--A Major part of human art. We became a prime example of human perseverance

  • 50 65
    Submitted by maryslamb on Aug 17, 10 at 5:03pm

    Lol@Valkyrie

  • 48 62
    Submitted by big_tex_43 on Aug 20, 10 at 5:44am

    Damn some ppl are racist.

  • 53 72
    Submitted by mike8121 on Aug 18, 10 at 1:58am

    It's all stolen the dick the car the vagina lol

  • 52 71
    Submitted by jcizzle on Aug 18, 10 at 12:08pm

    Akodrea. You're ignorant. The N-word comes from the Latin"niger", which means black. Does some fucking research before you try to make yourself out to be "enlightened".

    • 42 49
      Submitted by PurpleNubian on Aug 21, 10 at 2:40pm

      lol, "does some fuckin research!" Ater is latin for black, oh you, the enlightened one

  • 55 77
    Submitted by Shaniee on Aug 18, 10 at 12:04am

    Once you go black, you end up in a wheelchair . white chicks reference ftw !

  • 50 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 10 at 7:04pm

    @8.39, yeah ur right. Look at all those black empires down thru the ages. Nearly had them Romans whupped!

    • 48 50
      Submitted by PurpleNubian on Aug 21, 10 at 2:47pm

      The Cradle of Civilization was Where again?

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 10 at 7:13pm

    Homogenous race societies have lower crime rates.

  • 50 69
    Submitted by akodrea on Aug 18, 10 at 9:20am

    ***this wouldn't have been enforced if there wasn't so much white privilege in education. But where it all begins for anybody, regardless of their background and economic status is PARENTING.

    • 41 65
      Submitted by dpvan on Aug 18, 10 at 11:10pm

      How are whites privileged in education?If you have 10 white kids & 10 black kids in a classroom,aren't they getting the SAME education?It's what they choose to do once they leave the classroom ,as in study ,do homework etc.The teachers can't do it all.The kids have to have an initiative for follow through.Maybe white kids just want more out of life than their black counterparts.If you blame their poor upbringing,well that would be even more of a reason to try harder in school to break the v

      • 52 63
        Submitted by akodrea on Aug 20, 10 at 7:28pm

        Based on socio-economics, it's statistically proven that more white people have access to better education (boarding schools and private schools are filled with many white faces.) I'm sure there's a huge disparity in quality of education when comparing the number of predominantly white schools to predominantly multi-racial schools. Obviously there are plenty of exceptions in the US. Also a lot of people don't realize the psychology of black americans is much different than w

      • 57 50
        Submitted by PurpleNubian on Aug 21, 10 at 2:54pm

        White people do have more privilege in education. Things like funding, teachers that give a damn, after school programs, the arts. Your arguments arent based on experience, it's fortune cookie shit.

  • 42 57
    Submitted by ptrclvs on Aug 18, 10 at 4:46am

    @ice43man hahahaha yes!

  • 40 54
    Submitted by vasholt on Aug 24, 10 at 9:58am

    There are plenty of white guys with big dicks

  • 37 48
    Submitted by joe_snuffy on Aug 19, 10 at 11:16am

    I have a small penis it's maybe 6 inches 8(

  • 51 76
    Submitted by inyourpants on Aug 19, 10 at 4:18am

    Fuck Dozer for his comment, jus coz Black guys r bigger n better doesn't mean u should hate

  • 44 62
    Submitted by mdhol on Aug 18, 10 at 7:17pm

    Once you go black you can't get your dignity back.

  • 50 74
    Submitted by akodrea on Aug 18, 10 at 9:18am

    *What most white people don't realize/understand is what most non-white people have to deal with on a daily basis. Ever heard of white privilege? Whether you're rich or poor, white people are still deemed better candidates for jobs, housing and other aspects of society simply because they are white. There are less educated, less qualified white people who are getting jobs and housing because of white privilege. Most people might argue affirmative action here, but let's be real...this wouldn

    • 49 63
      Submitted by 752171 on Aug 19, 10 at 11:32am

      LOL, no one would refer to "white privilege" as affirmative action, affirmative action was created to give less educated, less qualified black people the jobs educated, qualified white men were unfairly steeling from the black man.

    • 40 60
      Submitted by akodrea on Aug 20, 10 at 7:34pm

      I meant affirmative action in the context of a college or university accepting a less privileged and less qualified non-white student over a more qualified and privileged white student due to required enrollment quotas. Ever heard of the "good ol boys network?"

  • 35 45
    Submitted by jake1990 on Aug 19, 10 at 2:19pm

    i guarantee every guy on here that is bragging about the size of his penis is lying guys who have big dicks don't talk about them or brag and if they do they are just trying to get peoples attention. and all the racist stuff gets old real fast

  • 30 37
    Submitted by DRIZZY_DRAKE on Dec 17, 10 at 2:48pm

    how is this a bad night?...theres 4763 white boy virgins out there im guessing

  • 35 49
    Submitted by lollz15 on Aug 20, 10 at 5:17am

    Thnx. Tht sounds amazing!!!

  • 49 77
    Submitted by yohoe on Aug 18, 10 at 12:03pm

    I know this post is old, but there is something wrong with you little fucks. There is NOTHING wrong with black people. They are still PEOPLE.

  • 53 85
    Submitted by 2144571774 on Aug 17, 10 at 8:49pm

    You're welcome and ladies I am taking reservations!

  • 58 95
    Submitted by blamblam on Aug 17, 10 at 8:12pm

    Who would thumbs down this?

  • 45 70
    Submitted by lalind1 on Aug 19, 10 at 2:56am

    I don't get all the racism... I'm just imagining sex in an escalade.

  • Submitted by mp9p on Aug 17, 10 at 4:07pm

    Lol the only black guy I was with was a good size but not huge... Fml :\\ lol

  • 40 61
    Submitted by fuckeduppp on Aug 27, 10 at 7:49pm

    I'm asian................FML?

  • 46 73
    Submitted by i_need_beer on Aug 22, 10 at 10:36am

    I think it's funny how all the black people are crying about the racists and how everyone is equal and it's just skin color...if we're all "equal" then why is it ok for black people to have things only for black people such as BET, united negro college fund etc. If white people were to have shit like that it would be the end of the fucking world. If y'all want to be equal and be treated equal, then stop segregating yourselves from the rest of humanity.

    • 42 49
      Submitted by akodrea on Aug 23, 10 at 8:06pm

      I don't think it's segregating themselves, it's about getting fair representation and embracing culture. It's not any different from having Spanish channels.

  • 34 49
    Submitted by LeeMalvo on Aug 22, 10 at 9:13am

    What if a midget hooker posted this? In that case bigger than her forearm isn't saying much. Cmon guys, consider all possibilities.

  • 37 55
    Submitted by cokblockdefcon3 on Aug 21, 10 at 11:25pm

    I love this and I'm white cause these other white mofos have nothin to do cept hate on this guy and his race

  • 34 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 10 at 7:11pm

    You know that uni coursework says that stereotyping is hardwired and a legitemate defense mechanism, right? If humans thru time had to make individual value judgments on everything potentially dangerous all the time we as a species wouldn't be here to talk about it

  • 37 57
    Submitted by Peanutbutter18 on Aug 23, 10 at 10:49pm

    @Valkyerie black men are only dominated in the pussy eating arena by spanish guys :D ive met like 1 black guy who doesnt eat and NEVER a spanish guy who doesnt :D

  • 45 73
    Submitted by makeupartst86 on Aug 19, 10 at 3:46am

    I call bs on so many comments. First of all I'm a white girl raised in government housing which is the ghetto n all my friends at school n outside school was black bc they accepted me for who I was not the clothes I wore. So it kills me that u say all white ppl talk about black n that's why we are all suspicious. When u judge a whole race bc of a few people that makes u racist n everyone can be racist not just white people. And schooling isn't the disadvantage its money n parents. When u live

  • 35 54
    Submitted by viktor on Aug 20, 10 at 8:40am

    Sorry once you go black you go deaf

  • Submitted by bigballz on Aug 17, 10 at 4:50pm

    That is the nastiest, sluttiest thing I've ever heard.

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Jesser916 on Aug 19, 10 at 12:55am

    actually once you go black you ALWAYS GO BACK!

  • 49 83
    Submitted by guitar_boy on Aug 18, 10 at 1:18pm

    A nigg@h drivin an escalade?! I call bullshit.

    • 44 58
      Submitted by Firefox1 on Aug 18, 10 at 5:04pm

      SHe never said it was his.

  • 44 74
    Submitted by evrythngisrltv on Aug 19, 10 at 1:30am

    Any guy with the dick the size of a forearm has issues. Girls might love to look at it good luck getting laid though

  • 33 52
    Submitted by jgoldman85 on Aug 18, 10 at 10:41pm

    @jlewis8911 it's because you didn't have scissors ya drunk

  • Submitted by motoxdad on Aug 17, 10 at 9:11pm

    Stupid CUNT.... I'm white with a huge COCK!!!! Sounds like u needed a differ.. color cock cuz ur a slut!!!!! Escalades ain't no plce to fuck for a someone with real class....

  • 14 17
    Submitted by Whiskey7 on May 1, 13 at 12:24pm

    ha! true...once u go black we dnt want u back..hahahaa

  • 38 65
    Submitted by sightless13 on Aug 30, 10 at 5:55pm

    Make sure you buy a wheelchair...

  • 35 61
    Submitted by kdan19 on Aug 19, 10 at 5:05am

    Dozer hahahahahahaha that's hilarious..and sooo true

  • 44 79
    Submitted by evillegu15 on Aug 18, 10 at 1:51pm

    Ha ha. Future single mom.

  • 26 44
    Submitted by Hawk900 on Dec 14, 10 at 10:17pm

    once you go black you never go back...

  • 31 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 10 at 7:15pm

    *legitimate, sorry

  • 51 94
    Submitted by sallisaw on Aug 19, 10 at 2:50am

    Blacks are for hanging not sleeping with silly girl

    • 40 56
      Submitted by PurpleNubian on Aug 21, 10 at 3:08pm

      youre disgusting. Die in a fire

  • 15 25
    Submitted by jaystreet46 on Jun 4, 12 at 10:15am

    Once you go black, you get AIDS

  • 49 93
    Submitted by enitenite on Aug 17, 10 at 8:21pm

    I love to eat pussy! Nineoneeightsixtwoninefivefivetwoeight

  • 20 37
    Submitted by crazypsyco710 on Feb 4, 12 at 9:29pm

    Just take a second and read all of these comments. They are actually funnier than the original text. :p

  • 33 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 10 at 5:59pm

    Is six and a half enough?

    • 41 74
      Submitted by PurpleNubian on Aug 21, 10 at 3:07pm

      yeah honey, ur fine--that's average

  • Submitted by rn2b2012 on Aug 17, 10 at 7:17pm

    That's just what the world needs....whites are the minority now days.

    • 43 67
      Submitted by PurpleNubian on Aug 21, 10 at 3:11pm

      They really are the minorities. Free ride is over, and theyre scared shitless

  • 27 60
    Submitted by viktor on Aug 20, 10 at 8:39am

    I hope you fall off a tall building

  • Submitted by Fucksovietrussia on Aug 17, 10 at 8:53pm

    I wish slaver was still legal...

    • 32 38
      Submitted by PurpleNubian on Aug 21, 10 at 3:13pm

      die in a fire with your lazy ass

  • Submitted by akodrea on Aug 18, 10 at 9:13am

    Most of these comments are probably coming from people who live in predominantly white towns where stereotypes, prejudices and racism is constantly perpetuated. OMG, have you seen that colored boy working at the diner? What is happening to our town...it's getting so...dark! Again, whether you're from the North, South, East or West, when your only real life encounter with those of different races is in the hood or in the media, you're bound to stereotype and hold prejudices. Most people mistake

    • 33 51
      Submitted by CIT on Aug 20, 10 at 9:57am

      blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

      • 45 65
        Submitted by akodrea on Aug 20, 10 at 7:40pm

        Is it really you, Ke$ha?

  • Submitted by richardlong on Aug 17, 10 at 7:41pm

    I hope he beats you and takes your money!

  • 26 77
    Submitted by sallisaw on Aug 19, 10 at 2:47am

    White chicks that sleep with buggers should go straght to hell don't pass go don't collect two hundred dollars