He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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Once you go black your a single mother for life
This is racist, but it's also hilarious. So funny in fact that I'm willing to forgive the incorrect usage of "your."
I'm not. It's "you're".
i'm black, and i laughed. but i still hate you. ><
once u go black we dnt want u back
i like turtles
How did this get so many thumbs up?
Because everyone likes turtles...
What kind of dog is this?
Is this a cat in a hat
Black people say once u go black u never go back. Truth is, once u had this Irish tongue, it won't matter how the black man is hung.
amen. God blessed the irish<3
isn't an Irish tongue sharp and spits our half understandable words?
Lol, you're like racist to everyone, Firefox1
Fake. Black guys don't go down.
BS I'm black and love me some pussy
Trollinn, you misspelled fried chicken
Nearly cried at this...
totally false.... they do go down.... and good at it
big doesn't really make it any better. a vagina is only 6 inches deep.
true, plus its not really length but girth, id rather be a beer can then a pencil
Indeed, especially when considering the fact that the area just past the entrance has the highest concentration of nerve endings.
Actually length is what makes it reach the g spot, average girth is best. no girl likes a guy too thick, unless shes so loose that thats the only way she can feel it.
Actually, you are wrong. The G-Spot is only 2 inches in. I'm pretty certain any guy can reach that... true length matters some, but girth matters more.
Most guys can hit a g spot with their finger...so u sure don't need a long dick to hit it
sorry guys, does matter, i dont want a fatty that cant hit my back, then again i dont want it if its like an extra long finger - -\n u
As soon as women mention dick size, men get all butthurt about their own size.
I'm a guy and I can confirm this.
Women claim to want a big dick then cry when their cervix takes a beating. Goes both ways.
Only a guy with no self-control or who does not care about women at all would hurt a woman during sex. Definitely a bad lay whether women want to accept that or not.
@WebAntOnYouTub not true in the least. go have sex or get a bigger dick
lol, beat my cervix!
It hurts when they hit the cervix!!! A LOT! 6 or 7 inches is best.
This is true.
the number jealous white guys that pressed 'bad night' makes me laugh
They're all mad because of their small penises, its hilarious, lmao
Yeah all the guys that are talking shit are just identifying themselves as guys with teeny dicks
I'm white, my penis is nowhere near the size of my forearm, or a woman's forearm, and I hit 'goodnight' because it sounds like a woman would probably enjoy that.
i thought the same thing.
One of the smallest guys I've ever been with was black...damn my luck.
I bet that guy's name was "Egbert" or something lol
Its really sad how all these insecure guys have to start downing another race. It really goes to show how far we have come. I'm not mad at any of you "black haters" just dissapointed that the human race still won't get over something as insignificant as the color of skin. I don't know how u look in the mirror and face yourself when u can sit here and talk shit about blacks, safely behind ur computer like the coward u are. All black aren't ignorant and live in the ghetto. It's
2010, get with the times damn
With so much racism against Blacks being expressed here Blacks like myself have every reason to look at White folks with suspicion. I bet some or most of the very ones saying racist stuff here act friendly towards Blacks in real life. Sickening.
While this is probably in many cases true, please don't write us ALL off.
Ditto, it's pathetic
Love black people, hate n*ggers. Please don't talk like you didn't make it past the third grade, just be a normal human being and a good amount of the hate would go again.
*go away. Not sure how I put 'again' in there.
Emerica says that black people should just act, talk and assimilate into them, and everything would be alright. Its not like she's unaware she's racist too...
I agree with emerica 100% Cheers.
you should try native American. it's like a small tree trunk.
"My twat has been on more black guys lips than purple kool-aid" -Lisa Lampanelli
Big dicks are great for girls to look at and that's it. I can't tell you how many times I have missed out on anal or other kinkier forms of sex because it hurt her. Girls claiming to love dicks bigger than 8 inches are liars
It's true. I like 'em big buuut Pringles cans are NOT going in any of my orifices. And on that note, forget a black man. Puerto Ricans are bigger.
lol, it's true, Puerto Ricans are bigger.
Try native Americans there's a reason we wore loincloths down to our knees....
Get out of your smoke shop and pay some taxes.
LOL! Good form!
She is probably a midget or has some condition where she has small forearms. lol
LOL midget and their forearms all miscalculating shit needs to stop!
once you go black, you get bad credit!
Black guys do eat pussy. Often. And size does matter, don't fool yourself. No one wants a small dick, that's not even aesthetically pleasing.
If small dicks aren't aesthetically pleasing, why do classic sculptures like Michelangelo's David and others have (proportionally) extremely small penes?\n\nAnd yes, penes is the proper plural of penis. I just looked it up. :)
Idk, but what I do know is that years later all the "penes" were removed from the statues and had grape leaves plastered where they should have been, sooooooo I'm thinking they're not aesthetically pleasing, hahaha
they were remnoved and covered because the pope at the time didnt want the women to think "unclean" thoughts inspired by the naked male physique
you're clearly too smart to be on this website...
Because at the time, the Greeks found a man's whole body aesthetically pleasing--masculinity isn't all about the penis. The penis is the fun/propagating part, but there are other sides of men that are appealing. So stop crying rivers about your lil weeny
Because the sculptures were modeled after White men with small penises. Duh.:-P
Actually,penises and penes are both correct. Pay closer attention when you look something up.
b/c Michelangelo didn't want David having a bigger one than him! :p
isnt davids penis flaccid?
I get it, haha.
I love the Irish, rustybucket! :)
There are so many stereotypes in this text that it looks like someone went out of their way to make this inflammatory. I call troll.
Ur all idiots! She never said he was black, only that he wasnt white. Who cares what color he was... U assholes r the reason theres still racism in america. There are just as many trashy whites as there are blacks. It's her life get the fuck over it.
Good form Jenjen05...it's true she Never said he was black, she just commented how big his dick was and the fact she's not going back to white guys and everyone assumed he was black. Good form
I love racists :) they're all so entertaining
Yeah,like watching a train wreck.
Yeah, I love it when racists open their mouths. To themselves, they think they're sounding wise and profound while everyone else is just marveling how stupid they are. None of these douches would ever say any of this to a black man's face. It's so much easier on the internet, isn't it?
HERP DERP HERP DERP
Yeah, that didnt make you sound retarded or anything...gold star.
from getting eaten out to racism? haha,people just do it cause blacks get defensive so easily and people know it will push their buttons. i don't freak out when black girls assume im a certain way cause im white or disrespect me, and i dont feel the need to make generalizations and say "all your guys hate on white people, bitch bitch bitch..." accept the fucking skin your in and ignore the criticisms and maybe people will stop doing it. i've dated white, black, and mixed guys all of which
lol, My man's white. I'm not dating him because he's white, he just happens to be white. I'm not trying to get his money or whatever. He's sensitive, he makes me laugh, and I quite enjoy his penis
I went black once. Then he got my best friend pregnant. Then he went to jail. And now he's into guys. Efffff.
....*sudden urge to find an Irish gentleman* rofl xD \n(more or less bc of rustybucket) xD
We are all people at the end of the day, and being racist cuts you off from some really awesome people. Judge people by the content of their character, not by the color of their skin!
If the text read "he owns a house and has a job, I'm never going back to black guys". Then it would be called racist because it promotes stereotypes. and if that one is racist then this one is too.
I agree, that would be racist...yet again, \nshe never said the guy was black. \nYou assuming he was black was a stereotype \nthat you acknowledged
Once you go black, you're deemed a whore
No,that word is reserved for those who have sex for money. Just because you do not like Blacks it does not mean you can redefine what a word means.
Wow people Are so ignorant. Who cares if she enjoyed sex with him. All you people bashing other races Are disgusting, and need to stop and open your closed minds. Oh yea and grow the FUCK up.
Once you go black, you can never go back.
Black guys don't go downstairs, fake
My white guy is 11 in...just sayin
You must be a fat white girl
I'm pretty sure it was a joke. Shut the fuck up you racist fucks. Both of the black men i've been with are classier than your small minded shit headed selves. Just sayin :)
I guess he needed a cosigner?
Wow. I only Wish I could say I was surprised by all of the racism on here. Sad. Very sad.
I am not surprised. There are a ton of Whites that act like they are okay with Black people to their face but talk about them like dogs behind their backs. I have even had Whites tell me about how Whites dog Blacks out secretly. No,not surprised at all. Also,almost every time you see Blacks and Whites fighting on message boards it started with a supposedly White person saying something racist. Anybody that has been on message boards a lot know that is true.
It would be easier to get white people from using the N word if black people didn't call each other that ALL THE TIME. Most of my friends are black and I hear the N word more than another except for "bet" or "it is what it is".
The difference is the conotation of the word when black people use it amongst themselves and when others use it. I can call my aunt "Aunt", but if you call my aunt "Aunt", its not right, do you understand? Seriously, I'm not being a smart ass, its just this subject seems to really confuse white people
Once you go black, you want your dignity back
LOL @ angry small dicked white guys
LOL! They dont realize that that's all we're hearing...Keep talking you guys, you lose a centimeter with us with every word you say
Another one lost!!!
That's disgusting. why don't you just go fisting yourself instead, or jam a watermelon up your cunt.
Shwadinger is mad at his lil penis. You stupid racist fuck, she never said he was black, you just assumed
Funny how everyone immediately assumed she was talking about a Black guy. :-/
To Valkyrie: hahaha that shit is so tru.. Idk why, I love eatin' some puss. but numerous black dudes I know all agree they don't like it..WTF?
Once you go black, you're a single mom.
I love how everyone is pissed over a few jokes.
Get over yourself. Making some off color jokes isn't the same as performing a lynching.
hey..what if she's an asian girl with overly tight vagina...and white cocks are too big for her.
This lady's got the jungle fever like me!
only monkeys live in the jungle
Wow it doesn't matter if a guys white or black if he gives you a good time that's all you need to worry about.
Wow you cracker ass hypocrites really need to get over yourselves, yall know yall have dated a black chick before or possibly an Asian... So what's with this bullshit? Hatin'
your fuckin gross
funny thing is..your name is mudslutz.\nso actually, you're fucking gross.
lol! Good call...that backfired on you didnt it Mudsluts?
once you go black you might need a wheelchair. racist aholes
Give me an F'n break. Black people are just as or more racist than white people. He'll the dark ones pick on the lighter skinned ones. In 2008 everyone is getting sick of complaints and excuses. Get an education/ job / life... Quit wasting your time making excuses, and using the double standard race card on white people.
white is biggest contrary to popular belief.
you failed. lol!
Can't we all just get along.
god you people are horrible. so much racism.
Who the fuck drives an Escalade these days, have u seen gas prices??!!! When the world goes to hell John Cusack won't be there in a limo to save you or your feak meat.
what the hell does your Dad, his Escalade and your forearm have to do with white guys?
jealous.. I'd like to go black and than face a difficult decision regarding whether or not to go back.
Wow the number of racist comments on this text is unbelievable. You guys need to take a chill pill.
That's one ruined vagina right there
That is ok. Your now tainted after being with that jungle money niger. Good news is that you can get welfare for you niger kid from obammy
Stupass...when did she say he was black?
Small mind , small dick , I would be bitter to !!!
Oh and I agree with everyone. Most girls can barely stand 8 inches without crying about how it hurts. Let alone anything beyond that.
Something tells me you are not the first he's done that to in his Escalade.
Who cares if it's a positive sterotype like having a huge dick. Sterotypes have to stem from some kin of truth, and sometimes they are true.
*Most people mistake prejudice with racism because they simply were raised accustomed to only white people being around. The problem is when prejudices, stereotypes and racism is perpetuated from generation to generation. That's why so many rednecks are racist and breed racist children. Parents and "educators" can create this problem too. It's up to our generation to teach our children and them to teach theirs what's important. Not to judge based on the color of the skin. You don'
Akodrea, I'll prove your comment about generation to generation wrong. I live in Alabama & my dad was born in the early 50's and grew up during the civil rights era. I was born in the 1970's and racism was NEVER taught in my house. I began not liking black people by my own experiences, so don't sit there and act like blacks are some innocent victim of racism. Maybe if they didn't act all loud and ghetto, get arrested, be on gov't assistance, etc then there wouldn't be so mu
Two claps for you, Captain Stabbin. Congrats on forming your opinion on the whole African population for being loud and ghetto, getting arrested and living on wellfare. What an astute observation, your parents must be proud!
There are always exceptions to the rule too, mate!
You're afraid of black people, aren't you? Do you get nervous? I've experienced a lot of people that I didnt like that happened to be white. It doesnt mean I dont like ALL white people, because I've never MET all white people. The worst kind of racist is one that doesnt even realize that theyre racist
Stereotypes are bad, but still not as awful as people dismissing others by their color of skin. We are all just different shades of grey and nobody is a true black, white, pink, or purple person; especially in the US. It ain't called "The melting pot" for nothing... You racist ppl however are a shame to your whole species. Mainly bc you are probably inbred, due to the closed minds you have. Not enough chromosomes I guess...
Dont tell the white people theyre actually black too..their skin just lightened over the thousands of years from them adapting to an environment with less sun
What was he an elephant?
And another one bites tha dustt
black goes in and then you black out. HARDCORE. no.
What makes me laugh most about ALL the comments is how everyone, white/black/whatever, is missing how the entire concept of black men are bigger is a racist comment. If your race was subject to slavery for hundreds of years, you'd want something to say you're better too, be it true or not.
Youre an idiot, Truth. Black people were not the only slaves in existence. Slavery has (AND STILL DOES) existed since the beginning of the human race.
You make it sound like Big Dicks are the only thing we have going for us. We changed music--A Major part of human art. We became a prime example of human perseverance
"Are stupid?" hmmm.....
Which is good because no white guy will want your double wide pussy anymore anyway
lol, he's comparing her pussy to his house
It is amazing to me how many small dicked rednecks from Kentucky are on here.
I'd like to know anyone with an Escalade lol black white purple- all friends drive little cars
Car was probably stolen!
Hey akodrea? The fact that you just sat in your mamas basement typing that entire novel means you care too much about black dicks than to see the humor in that text. Stfu, and get you some.
I am a novelist so I thoroughly enjoy typing stories in my mama's basement. And I've actually been with only one black dick but its size was comparable to many white dicks I've experienced. I just felt like ranting to some of the inbreds on this site who may claim their comments are all in jest but are really ignorant, prejudiced pricks who have small dicks. So many people use the n-word to sound funny but in reality the jokes on them because little do they know the n-word means IGNORAN
And then you go back to white to get your credit right!!!
once you go black you never go back...
At least I have a job!!
Fake...black guys don't go down...
Once u go black u never go back
First off, I know of a few black guys who love to go down. Second, y'all assume she meant a black guy. Love the way y'all stereotype. Third, anon was awesome thinking they didn't send the same thing twice and changed the one little word. Too bad you're too spineless to get a screen name and post under it.
We all know Mexicans & Asians have tiny penises. Since she said "not going back to a white guy" that only leaves black.
Actually I've never heard of mexicans having small penes (learned that new little tip lol pun not intended). And those aren't the only races that live in America.
Yeah retard, Mexicans do not account for all the other Hispanics or Latinos out there. I think you should take a look of a map on the continent of South America, and study all the countries in it. Ugh this kind of ignorance just pisses me off! Did you learn anything in 6th grade when you had a Geography class? What about the Italian race? Or French? I think you've forgotten about Europe too. Idiot.
It's a joke dumbshit. This is a funny site and if you can't take a joke you're in the wrong place.\n\nAttacking my education level is comical. I have a Bachelors in IT and an Masters in Business Administration. Go back to your job at McDonalds and let us continue to have fun here while you continue a miserable existence.
Sucks when people take stuff so seriously! Was trying to have a fun time!
Since when do Mexicans have tiny dicks? Yeah, theres only four kinds of people on the planet. Stop talking.
I have a small penis it's maybe 6 inches 8(
Thank god for centurys of racism and cultural oppression, or the black man may have actually had a third leg up (pun intended) on the competition.
@Valkyerie black men are only dominated in the pussy eating arena by spanish guys :D ive met like 1 black guy who doesnt eat and NEVER a spanish guy who doesnt :D
dwilliams0789 you are a true f aggot
@8.39, yeah ur right. Look at all those black empires down thru the ages. Nearly had them Romans whupped!
The Cradle of Civilization was Where again?
@ice43man hahahaha yes!
What she doesn't know is that the Escalade was a rental. Silly hoe is still a silly hoe.
Damn some ppl are racist.
It's all stolen the dick the car the vagina lol
***this wouldn't have been enforced if there wasn't so much white privilege in education. But where it all begins for anybody, regardless of their background and economic status is PARENTING.
How are whites privileged in education?If you have 10 white kids & 10 black kids in a classroom,aren't they getting the SAME education?It's what they choose to do once they leave the classroom ,as in study ,do homework etc.The teachers can't do it all.The kids have to have an initiative for follow through.Maybe white kids just want more out of life than their black counterparts.If you blame their poor upbringing,well that would be even more of a reason to try harder in school to break the v
Based on socio-economics, it's statistically proven that more white people have access to better education (boarding schools and private schools are filled with many white faces.) I'm sure there's a huge disparity in quality of education when comparing the number of predominantly white schools to predominantly multi-racial schools. Obviously there are plenty of exceptions in the US. Also a lot of people don't realize the psychology of black americans is much different than w
White people do have more privilege in education. Things like funding, teachers that give a damn, after school programs, the arts. Your arguments arent based on experience, it's fortune cookie shit.
I call bs on so many comments. First of all I'm a white girl raised in government housing which is the ghetto n all my friends at school n outside school was black bc they accepted me for who I was not the clothes I wore. So it kills me that u say all white ppl talk about black n that's why we are all suspicious. When u judge a whole race bc of a few people that makes u racist n everyone can be racist not just white people. And schooling isn't the disadvantage its money n parents. When u live
Maybe it was a steed?
Once u go black u dont go back. Wrong. Once u go black we dont take u back!!!
*What most white people don't realize/understand is what most non-white people have to deal with on a daily basis. Ever heard of white privilege? Whether you're rich or poor, white people are still deemed better candidates for jobs, housing and other aspects of society simply because they are white. There are less educated, less qualified white people who are getting jobs and housing because of white privilege. Most people might argue affirmative action here, but let's be real...this wouldn
LOL, no one would refer to "white privilege" as affirmative action, affirmative action was created to give less educated, less qualified black people the jobs educated, qualified white men were unfairly steeling from the black man.
I meant affirmative action in the context of a college or university accepting a less privileged and less qualified non-white student over a more qualified and privileged white student due to required enrollment quotas. Ever heard of the "good ol boys network?"
how is this a bad night?...theres 4763 white boy virgins out there im guessing
There are plenty of white guys with big dicks
I love this and I'm white cause these other white mofos have nothin to do cept hate on this guy and his race
Once you go black you can't get your dignity back.
Blacks are for hanging not sleeping with silly girl
youre disgusting. Die in a fire
I don't get all the racism... I'm just imagining sex in an escalade.
actually once you go black you ALWAYS GO BACK!
I think it's funny how all the black people are crying about the racists and how everyone is equal and it's just skin color...if we're all "equal" then why is it ok for black people to have things only for black people such as BET, united negro college fund etc. If white people were to have shit like that it would be the end of the fucking world. If y'all want to be equal and be treated equal, then stop segregating yourselves from the rest of humanity.
I don't think it's segregating themselves, it's about getting fair representation and embracing culture. It's not any different from having Spanish channels.
Dozer hahahahahahaha that's hilarious..and sooo true
I know this post is old, but there is something wrong with you little fucks. There is NOTHING wrong with black people. They are still PEOPLE.
Who would thumbs down this?
Once you go black, you get AIDS
Homogenous race societies have lower crime rates.
Fuck Dozer for his comment, jus coz Black guys r bigger n better doesn't mean u should hate
You're welcome and ladies I am taking reservations!
Once you go black, you end up in a wheelchair . white chicks reference ftw !
Akodrea. You're ignorant. The N-word comes from the Latin"niger", which means black. Does some fucking research before you try to make yourself out to be "enlightened".
lol, "does some fuckin research!" Ater is latin for black, oh you, the enlightened one
Thnx. Tht sounds amazing!!!
i guarantee every guy on here that is bragging about the size of his penis is lying guys who have big dicks don't talk about them or brag and if they do they are just trying to get peoples attention. and all the racist stuff gets old real fast
Lol the only black guy I was with was a good size but not huge... Fml :\\ lol
Just take a second and read all of these comments. They are actually funnier than the original text. :p
Make sure you buy a wheelchair...
What if a midget hooker posted this? In that case bigger than her forearm isn't saying much. Cmon guys, consider all possibilities.
ha! true...once u go black we dnt want u back..hahahaa
@jlewis8911 it's because you didn't have scissors ya drunk
That is the nastiest, sluttiest thing I've ever heard.
Sorry once you go black you go deaf
I love to eat pussy! Nineoneeightsixtwoninefivefivetwoeight
Ha ha. Future single mom.
You know that uni coursework says that stereotyping is hardwired and a legitemate defense mechanism, right? If humans thru time had to make individual value judgments on everything potentially dangerous all the time we as a species wouldn't be here to talk about it
Any guy with the dick the size of a forearm has issues. Girls might love to look at it good luck getting laid though
A nigg@h drivin an escalade?! I call bullshit.
SHe never said it was his.
That's just what the world needs....whites are the minority now days.
They really are the minorities. Free ride is over, and theyre scared shitless
Stupid CUNT.... I'm white with a huge COCK!!!! Sounds like u needed a differ.. color cock cuz ur a slut!!!!! Escalades ain't no plce to fuck for a someone with real class....
Is six and a half enough?
yeah honey, ur fine--that's average
I hope you fall off a tall building
Most of these comments are probably coming from people who live in predominantly white towns where stereotypes, prejudices and racism is constantly perpetuated. OMG, have you seen that colored boy working at the diner? What is happening to our town...it's getting so...dark! Again, whether you're from the North, South, East or West, when your only real life encounter with those of different races is in the hood or in the media, you're bound to stereotype and hold prejudices. Most people mistake
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Is it really you, Ke$ha?
LMAO! nice one akodrea
I wish slaver was still legal...
die in a fire with your lazy ass
I hope he beats you and takes your money!
small penis much?
White chicks that sleep with buggers should go straght to hell don't pass go don't collect two hundred dollars