Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
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Haha these references are hilarious.
That's the most AMAZING thing I have ever read.
Obviously things are going to be said that have already been said in similar format before without realizing it.
You win at life dude.
£20 says 7:29 is a 30 year old man/creeper
and 5:14, if 5:12 won't do you, I will!
This is almost as old as King ARthur himself. Fuck off, OP. Be original.
I just used this sexting
Hahahaah to 7:39. I agreeeee.
Yo you be talking about Carrie Underwood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
unoriginal people piss me off
5:12 is my favorite person in the world!
Wtf this is from "I hope they serve beer in hell" way to be original
Old and stale.
I would hit it like a red-headed step daughter.
I would hit it like a hurricane hitting a Florida screen door.
I would hit it like Chris Brown hit Rihanna.
this was on overheard in new york a few years ago.
still a keeper. :)
im the king of England, what are you referring to when you say you want me to pull it out?
this has even been macroed
clever but FAIL
This was beautiful :)
yes 5:14, Im a guy, lol.
not clever or witty, start making OC not word vomit
ahhhh... get it. thanks a lot 10:31.
In english, the term "hit that" refers to having sex. If you see an attractive man or woman who you'd want to have sex with, you say "I'd hit that".
A classic children's tale throughout most of Europe is the story of King Arthur, who achieved his right to the throne by pulling a sword lodged deep in a stone, after many other men could not.
You add the two together, he's insinuating he would "hit it" so hard he'd be stuck, and someone would have to pull him out, just like King Arthur.
That's what I call asscalibur!
thanks 5:44 was trying to say the same and post an example but FUCKING unknown error
Who gives a shit if this text was the first time this has ever been said in all of recorded human history? If you hadn't heard it before, it was funny. If you had, it's still funny. If you didn't laugh, shrug it off and go on to the next TFLN entry.
More like king of cumalot
Shouldn't that be King of Camelot?
Thank you for those words of wisdom 10:15.
and LOLOLOL at 5:12. I think I loveyou :) date me?
this is awesome ..just awesome
Too bad I've heard it before
Old line is OLD.
Cool story, bro.
im a teen girl and if u saw me in this gstring, udcwant to hit this nonstop. lol
and yeah, sometimes no gstring under my six inch skirt
I remember when I had my first beer
Old joke, good though
it was funny when i heard it two years ago
I think im going to by the right s to that and make it a childrens book. It'll probably be a pop up book.
Stolen from the book and movie
I hope they serve beer in hell
shut the fuck up eric, super douche. this saying, like you, is played out and fucking weak. i place my balls on your forehead and shit in your hair
This text made my life.
oh, that's just perfect
That was on overheard in new york several years ago.
Someone's hormones are raging... someone keeps the kids off this website, please!
PULL OUT PULL OUT!!!! Blurt blurt.
P.S. 7:29 is a fat middle aged man.
seen this a million times before, try and be original
i was theo ne hwo said this! i ownder hwo put it on here?
I don't get that text... can someone explain please??? (please note: I'm a non-native english speaker, and even though my english is not bad, I often don't get puns or insinuations...)
best i have seen on this site
id always heard a "red-headed step child 8:26" but i guess it doesnt really matter
5:12 please tell me you're a guy?
So excalibur will finally go in a girl
this is something that would have been funny about 9 years ago when i first heard it
Except that it was a sword in the myth. I bet you have a little dollar store pen knife.
shame we're in diff area codes
this was on overheard in ny years and years ago.
if it's not an original text, don't post it.
TWO LADIES IN THE BACK SEAT SINGING TO YOUUUU
HEY DJ WONT U PLAY THAT SONG FOR MEEE!!!!!!!!
5:14 you dont know if im a guy or a girl. lol
funniest one ive heard on this site. EVER.
oldsauce is ooolllddd
@ 5:14 I guess I can do that since we know soo much about each other. :) lol
Way to post an overheardinnewyork quote from 3 years ago.