Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
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Haha these references are hilarious.
That's the most AMAZING thing I have ever read.
£20 says 7:29 is a 30 year old man/creeper
and 5:14, if 5:12 won't do you, I will!
You win at life dude.
Obviously things are going to be said that have already been said in similar format before without realizing it.
This is almost as old as King ARthur himself. Fuck off, OP. Be original.
I just used this sexting
Hahahaah to 7:39. I agreeeee.
unoriginal people piss me off
Yo you be talking about Carrie Underwood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wtf this is from "I hope they serve beer in hell" way to be original
5:12 is my favorite person in the world!
Old and stale.
I would hit it like a red-headed step daughter.
I would hit it like a hurricane hitting a Florida screen door.
I would hit it like Chris Brown hit Rihanna.
In english, the term "hit that" refers to having sex. If you see an attractive man or woman who you'd want to have sex with, you say "I'd hit that".
A classic children's tale throughout most of Europe is the story of King Arthur, who achieved his right to the throne by pulling a sword lodged deep in a stone, after many other men could not.
You add the two together, he's insinuating he would "hit it" so hard he'd be stuck, and someone would have to pull him out, just like King Arthur.
not clever or witty, start making OC not word vomit
This was beautiful :)
this was on overheard in new york a few years ago.
still a keeper. :)
Shouldn't that be King of Camelot?
this has even been macroed
clever but FAIL
im the king of England, what are you referring to when you say you want me to pull it out?
ahhhh... get it. thanks a lot 10:31.
thanks 5:44 was trying to say the same and post an example but FUCKING unknown error
Who gives a shit if this text was the first time this has ever been said in all of recorded human history? If you hadn't heard it before, it was funny. If you had, it's still funny. If you didn't laugh, shrug it off and go on to the next TFLN entry.
More like king of cumalot
yes 5:14, Im a guy, lol.
That's what I call asscalibur!
Thank you for those words of wisdom 10:15.
I remember when I had my first beer
Old line is OLD.
Cool story, bro.
this is awesome ..just awesome
Too bad I've heard it before
im a teen girl and if u saw me in this gstring, udcwant to hit this nonstop. lol
and yeah, sometimes no gstring under my six inch skirt
and LOLOLOL at 5:12. I think I loveyou :) date me?
Old joke, good though
I think im going to by the right s to that and make it a childrens book. It'll probably be a pop up book.
it was funny when i heard it two years ago
Stolen from the book and movie
I hope they serve beer in hell
shut the fuck up eric, super douche. this saying, like you, is played out and fucking weak. i place my balls on your forehead and shit in your hair
This text made my life.
i was theo ne hwo said this! i ownder hwo put it on here?
oh, that's just perfect
PULL OUT PULL OUT!!!! Blurt blurt.
P.S. 7:29 is a fat middle aged man.
That was on overheard in new york several years ago.
Someone's hormones are raging... someone keeps the kids off this website, please!
I don't get that text... can someone explain please??? (please note: I'm a non-native english speaker, and even though my english is not bad, I often don't get puns or insinuations...)
id always heard a "red-headed step child 8:26" but i guess it doesnt really matter
best i have seen on this site
seen this a million times before, try and be original
this is something that would have been funny about 9 years ago when i first heard it
5:12 please tell me you're a guy?
Except that it was a sword in the myth. I bet you have a little dollar store pen knife.
So excalibur will finally go in a girl
this was on overheard in ny years and years ago.
if it's not an original text, don't post it.
shame we're in diff area codes
5:14 you dont know if im a guy or a girl. lol
oldsauce is ooolllddd
TWO LADIES IN THE BACK SEAT SINGING TO YOUUUU
HEY DJ WONT U PLAY THAT SONG FOR MEEE!!!!!!!!
funniest one ive heard on this site. EVER.
Way to post an overheardinnewyork quote from 3 years ago.
@ 5:14 I guess I can do that since we know soo much about each other. :) lol