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  • Haha these references are hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:19pm
  • That's the most AMAZING thing I have ever read.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:45am
  • Obviously things are going to be said that have already been said in similar format before without realizing it.

    Submitted by halibug123 on Jul 11, 10 at 2:27am
  • You win at life dude.

    Submitted by chimingbelleflo on Apr 4, 10 at 5:19pm
  • £20 says 7:29 is a 30 year old man/creeper and 5:14, if 5:12 won't do you, I will!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:37pm
  • This is almost as old as King ARthur himself. Fuck off, OP. Be original.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:10pm
  • I just used this sexting

    Submitted by crazyman217 on May 28, 11 at 11:49pm
  • Hahahaah to 7:39. I agreeeee.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:02pm
  • Yo you be talking about Carrie Underwood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 2:59am
  • unoriginal people piss me off

    Submitted by zachmorris on May 5, 10 at 2:57pm
  • 5:12 is my favorite person in the world!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:26pm
  • Wtf this is from "I hope they serve beer in hell" way to be original

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 4:07am
  • Old and stale. Still... I would hit it like a red-headed step daughter. I would hit it like a hurricane hitting a Florida screen door. I would hit it like Chris Brown hit Rihanna. etc. etc.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:26pm
  • this was on overheard in new york a few years ago. still a keeper. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:39pm
  • im the king of England, what are you referring to when you say you want me to pull it out?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:19pm
  • this has even been macroed clever but FAIL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:36pm
  • This was beautiful :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:11pm
  • yes 5:14, Im a guy, lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:59pm
  • not clever or witty, start making OC not word vomit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:58am
  • ahhhh... get it. thanks a lot 10:31.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:35am
  • In english, the term "hit that" refers to having sex. If you see an attractive man or woman who you'd want to have sex with, you say "I'd hit that". A classic children's tale throughout most of Europe is the story of King Arthur, who achieved his right to the throne by pulling a sword lodged deep in a stone, after many other men could not. You add the two together, he's insinuating he would "hit it" so hard he'd be stuck, and someone would have to pull him out, just like King Arthur.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:31am
  • That's what I call asscalibur!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 2:59pm
  • thanks 5:44 was trying to say the same and post an example but FUCKING unknown error

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:44pm
  • Who gives a shit if this text was the first time this has ever been said in all of recorded human history? If you hadn't heard it before, it was funny. If you had, it's still funny. If you didn't laugh, shrug it off and go on to the next TFLN entry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:15am
  • More like king of cumalot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:48am
  • Shouldn't that be King of Camelot?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:00pm
  • Thank you for those words of wisdom 10:15.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 4:16pm
  • Aog same. and LOLOLOL at 5:12. I think I loveyou :) date me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:14pm
  • this is awesome ..just awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:11pm
  • Too bad I've heard it before

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:37am
  • Old line is OLD. Cool story, bro.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 7:04pm
  • Genius...Absolute genius

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:18am
  • im a teen girl and if u saw me in this gstring, udcwant to hit this nonstop. lol and yeah, sometimes no gstring under my six inch skirt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:29pm
  • I remember when I had my first beer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:03pm
  • Old joke, good though

    Submitted by pyg on Mar 14, 12 at 6:33pm
  • it was funny when i heard it two years ago

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:52pm
  • I think im going to by the right s to that and make it a childrens book. It'll probably be a pop up book.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:12pm
  • Stolen from the book and movie I hope they serve beer in hell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 3:08pm
  • shut the fuck up eric, super douche. this saying, like you, is played out and fucking weak. i place my balls on your forehead and shit in your hair

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:32pm
  • This text made my life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:36pm
  • braveheart!!!!!! -r

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:50am
  • oh, that's just perfect

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:03am
  • That was on overheard in new york several years ago.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:29pm
  • Someone's hormones are raging... someone keeps the kids off this website, please!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:39pm
  • PULL OUT PULL OUT!!!! Blurt blurt. P.S. 7:29 is a fat middle aged man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:28pm
  • seen this a million times before, try and be original

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:44pm
  • 👑

    Submitted by calisurfgrl on Sep 26, 12 at 12:30am
  • i was theo ne hwo said this! i ownder hwo put it on here?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:32pm
  • I don't get that text... can someone explain please??? (please note: I'm a non-native english speaker, and even though my english is not bad, I often don't get puns or insinuations...)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:12am
  • best i have seen on this site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:13pm
  • id always heard a "red-headed step child 8:26" but i guess it doesnt really matter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:57pm
  • 5:12 please tell me you're a guy? -5:14

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:27pm
  • So excalibur will finally go in a girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:47am
  • this is something that would have been funny about 9 years ago when i first heard it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:39am
  • Except that it was a sword in the myth. I bet you have a little dollar store pen knife.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:19pm
  • shame we're in diff area codes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:23pm
  • this was on overheard in ny years and years ago. if it's not an original text, don't post it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:37pm
  • TWO LADIES IN THE BACK SEAT SINGING TO YOUUUU HEY DJ WONT U PLAY THAT SONG FOR MEEE!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:21am
  • 5:14 you dont know if im a guy or a girl. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:38pm
  • funniest one ive heard on this site. EVER.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:12pm
  • oldsauce is ooolllddd

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:28pm
  • @ 5:14 I guess I can do that since we know soo much about each other. :) lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:23pm
  • Way to post an overheardinnewyork quote from 3 years ago.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:35pm