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  • 91 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:19pm

    Haha these references are hilarious.

  • 93 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:26pm

    Old and stale. Still... I would hit it like a red-headed step daughter. I would hit it like a hurricane hitting a Florida screen door. I would hit it like Chris Brown hit Rihanna. etc. etc.

  • 95 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:44pm

    thanks 5:44 was trying to say the same and post an example but FUCKING unknown error

  • 85 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:45am

    That's the most AMAZING thing I have ever read.

  • 74 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:58am

    not clever or witty, start making OC not word vomit

  • 70 71
    Submitted by halibug123 on Jul 11, 10 at 2:27am

    Obviously things are going to be said that have already been said in similar format before without realizing it.

  • 80 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:37pm

    £20 says 7:29 is a 30 year old man/creeper and 5:14, if 5:12 won't do you, I will!

  • 70 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 2:59pm

    That's what I call asscalibur!

  • 67 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:59pm

    yes 5:14, Im a guy, lol.

  • 74 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:48am

    More like king of cumalot

  • 70 82
    Submitted by chimingbelleflo on Apr 4, 10 at 5:19pm

    You win at life dude.

  • 70 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:03pm

    I remember when I had my first beer

  • 72 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:14pm

    Aog same. and LOLOLOL at 5:12. I think I loveyou :) date me?

  • 61 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 4:16pm

    Thank you for those words of wisdom 10:15.

  • 73 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:31am

    In english, the term "hit that" refers to having sex. If you see an attractive man or woman who you'd want to have sex with, you say "I'd hit that". A classic children's tale throughout most of Europe is the story of King Arthur, who achieved his right to the throne by pulling a sword lodged deep in a stone, after many other men could not. You add the two together, he's insinuating he would "hit it" so hard he'd be stuck, and someone would have to pull him out, just like King Arthur.

  • 71 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:28pm

    PULL OUT PULL OUT!!!! Blurt blurt. P.S. 7:29 is a fat middle aged man.

  • 72 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:12pm

    I think im going to by the right s to that and make it a childrens book. It'll probably be a pop up book.

  • 71 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 2:59am

    Yo you be talking about Carrie Underwood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 67 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:10pm

    This is almost as old as King ARthur himself. Fuck off, OP. Be original.

  • 64 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:11pm

    this is awesome ..just awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:02pm

    Hahahaah to 7:39. I agreeeee.

  • 68 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:26pm

    5:12 is my favorite person in the world!

  • 63 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 4:07am

    Wtf this is from "I hope they serve beer in hell" way to be original

  • 63 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:00pm

    Shouldn't that be King of Camelot?

  • 75 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:18am

    Genius...Absolute genius

  • 53 56
    Submitted by crazyman217 on May 28, 11 at 11:49pm

    I just used this sexting

  • 70 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:32pm

    shut the fuck up eric, super douche. this saying, like you, is played out and fucking weak. i place my balls on your forehead and shit in your hair

  • 57 66
    Submitted by zachmorris on May 5, 10 at 2:57pm

    unoriginal people piss me off

  • 66 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 9:12am

    I don't get that text... can someone explain please??? (please note: I'm a non-native english speaker, and even though my english is not bad, I often don't get puns or insinuations...)

  • 72 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:19pm

    im the king of England, what are you referring to when you say you want me to pull it out?

  • 68 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:39pm

    this was on overheard in new york a few years ago. still a keeper. :)

  • 71 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:39pm

    Someone's hormones are raging... someone keeps the kids off this website, please!

  • 65 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:29pm

    im a teen girl and if u saw me in this gstring, udcwant to hit this nonstop. lol and yeah, sometimes no gstring under my six inch skirt

  • 63 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:15am

    Who gives a shit if this text was the first time this has ever been said in all of recorded human history? If you hadn't heard it before, it was funny. If you had, it's still funny. If you didn't laugh, shrug it off and go on to the next TFLN entry.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:36pm

    this has even been macroed clever but FAIL

  • 64 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:52pm

    it was funny when i heard it two years ago

  • 65 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 10:35am

    ahhhh... get it. thanks a lot 10:31.

  • 69 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:03am

    oh, that's just perfect

  • 65 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:36pm

    This text made my life.

  • 64 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:50am

    braveheart!!!!!! -r

  • 67 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:37am

    Too bad I've heard it before

  • 65 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:11pm

    This was beautiful :)

  • 67 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 3:08pm

    Stolen from the book and movie I hope they serve beer in hell

  • 64 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:44pm

    seen this a million times before, try and be original

  • 60 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:38pm

    5:14 you dont know if im a guy or a girl. lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:13pm

    best i have seen on this site

  • 64 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:57pm

    id always heard a "red-headed step child 8:26" but i guess it doesnt really matter

  • 60 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:39am

    this is something that would have been funny about 9 years ago when i first heard it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 7:04pm

    Old line is OLD. Cool story, bro.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:29pm

    That was on overheard in new york several years ago.

  • 32 44
    Submitted by pyg on Mar 14, 12 at 6:33pm

    Old joke, good though

  • 58 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:28pm

    oldsauce is ooolllddd

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:23pm

    @ 5:14 I guess I can do that since we know soo much about each other. :) lol

  • 55 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 2:47am

    So excalibur will finally go in a girl

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:23pm

    shame we're in diff area codes

  • 56 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:35pm

    Way to post an overheardinnewyork quote from 3 years ago.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:27pm

    5:12 please tell me you're a guy? -5:14

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:32pm

    i was theo ne hwo said this! i ownder hwo put it on here?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:19pm

    Except that it was a sword in the myth. I bet you have a little dollar store pen knife.

  • 18 28
    Submitted by calisurfgrl on Sep 26, 12 at 12:30am

    👑

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:21am

    TWO LADIES IN THE BACK SEAT SINGING TO YOUUUU HEY DJ WONT U PLAY THAT SONG FOR MEEE!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:12pm

    funniest one ive heard on this site. EVER.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:37pm

    this was on overheard in ny years and years ago. if it's not an original text, don't post it.