Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
You must be Logged in to post a comment
Haha these references are hilarious.
You win at life dude.
That's the most AMAZING thing I have ever read.
£20 says 7:29 is a 30 year old man/creeper
and 5:14, if 5:12 won't do you, I will!
Obviously things are going to be said that have already been said in similar format before without realizing it.
This is almost as old as King ARthur himself. Fuck off, OP. Be original.
I just used this sexting
unoriginal people piss me off
5:12 is my favorite person in the world!
Yo you be talking about Carrie Underwood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im the king of England, what are you referring to when you say you want me to pull it out?
Hahahaah to 7:39. I agreeeee.
Wtf this is from "I hope they serve beer in hell" way to be original
In english, the term "hit that" refers to having sex. If you see an attractive man or woman who you'd want to have sex with, you say "I'd hit that".
A classic children's tale throughout most of Europe is the story of King Arthur, who achieved his right to the throne by pulling a sword lodged deep in a stone, after many other men could not.
You add the two together, he's insinuating he would "hit it" so hard he'd be stuck, and someone would have to pull him out, just like King Arthur.
This was beautiful :)
this was on overheard in new york a few years ago.
still a keeper. :)
That's what I call asscalibur!
yes 5:14, Im a guy, lol.
More like king of cumalot
Who gives a shit if this text was the first time this has ever been said in all of recorded human history? If you hadn't heard it before, it was funny. If you had, it's still funny. If you didn't laugh, shrug it off and go on to the next TFLN entry.
ahhhh... get it. thanks a lot 10:31.
Shouldn't that be King of Camelot?
not clever or witty, start making OC not word vomit
Old and stale.
I would hit it like a red-headed step daughter.
I would hit it like a hurricane hitting a Florida screen door.
I would hit it like Chris Brown hit Rihanna.
Thank you for those words of wisdom 10:15.
Too bad I've heard it before
this has even been macroed
clever but FAIL
this is awesome ..just awesome
I remember when I had my first beer
im a teen girl and if u saw me in this gstring, udcwant to hit this nonstop. lol
and yeah, sometimes no gstring under my six inch skirt
thanks 5:44 was trying to say the same and post an example but FUCKING unknown error
and LOLOLOL at 5:12. I think I loveyou :) date me?
Old line is OLD.
Cool story, bro.
Old joke, good though
it was funny when i heard it two years ago
I think im going to by the right s to that and make it a childrens book. It'll probably be a pop up book.
shut the fuck up eric, super douche. this saying, like you, is played out and fucking weak. i place my balls on your forehead and shit in your hair
Stolen from the book and movie
I hope they serve beer in hell
oh, that's just perfect
That was on overheard in new york several years ago.
This text made my life.
I don't get that text... can someone explain please??? (please note: I'm a non-native english speaker, and even though my english is not bad, I often don't get puns or insinuations...)
seen this a million times before, try and be original
PULL OUT PULL OUT!!!! Blurt blurt.
P.S. 7:29 is a fat middle aged man.
So excalibur will finally go in a girl
5:12 please tell me you're a guy?
this is something that would have been funny about 9 years ago when i first heard it
Someone's hormones are raging... someone keeps the kids off this website, please!
i was theo ne hwo said this! i ownder hwo put it on here?
id always heard a "red-headed step child 8:26" but i guess it doesnt really matter
best i have seen on this site
Except that it was a sword in the myth. I bet you have a little dollar store pen knife.
shame we're in diff area codes
5:14 you dont know if im a guy or a girl. lol
this was on overheard in ny years and years ago.
if it's not an original text, don't post it.
TWO LADIES IN THE BACK SEAT SINGING TO YOUUUU
HEY DJ WONT U PLAY THAT SONG FOR MEEE!!!!!!!!
funniest one ive heard on this site. EVER.
Way to post an overheardinnewyork quote from 3 years ago.
oldsauce is ooolllddd
@ 5:14 I guess I can do that since we know soo much about each other. :) lol