Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
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That bumper sticker is bullshit. Everyone knows Jesus puts his shit in his Father's name;)
why are there so many fucking haters on this page? this is for fun and supposed to make you laugh. get these negative fucks off this site!
OMG, I can't believe someone asked that. Its so they can work for us, for free. Moron
How are you gonna hit a parked car? That bad of a driver?
Racist ppl are ignorant n stupid..... I bet the racist tool on here eats all kinds of foods from different cultures and listens to music.,, guess who created drums you fucking moron! Black ppl n tribes assmunch!
You racist whore-slut.
This was on simpledisorder.com...
Native Americans had drums too wasn't just the blacks
You people are sexist, rasist, and bitches... Give people in my state an f-ing break.
Haha fuckin halrious
Awesome! My area code. Boulder/Denver kicks ass. God does not exist
Hit and run is a felony. And you just admitted to it in a public forum. Probably a woman. Dumbass.
yeah the fbi is totally gonna trace their location....and how many people with jesus bumperstickers honestly read this website?
no its not, its just class A misdemeanor...been there done that
I'm with what 10:30 said but this is hilarious maximus. Messed up, but nonetheless funny.
Haha I love this but dont wanna give a thumbs up cuz it's at 666 haha
I so love this....
Skip the middle man. No need for confession, thanks, I'll decide my own penance :D
Catholicism at it's best xD
haha you left a note on the windshield. and to everyone whos saying shit about hit and runs and this being a felony.. shut the fuck up, you're annoying. you're just jealous that you didn't see a car with a bumper sticker about jesus. suck on that
Wow 310! Can someone say racist?
Like a boss.