Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
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That bumper sticker is bullshit. Everyone knows Jesus puts his shit in his Father's name;)
why are there so many fucking haters on this page? this is for fun and supposed to make you laugh. get these negative fucks off this site!
How are you gonna hit a parked car? That bad of a driver?
OMG, I can't believe someone asked that. Its so they can work for us, for free. Moron
Racist ppl are ignorant n stupid..... I bet the racist tool on here eats all kinds of foods from different cultures and listens to music.,, guess who created drums you fucking moron! Black ppl n tribes assmunch!
You racist whore-slut.
This was on simpledisorder.com...
Native Americans had drums too wasn't just the blacks
Haha fuckin halrious
Awesome! My area code. Boulder/Denver kicks ass. God does not exist
You people are sexist, rasist, and bitches... Give people in my state an f-ing break.
Hit and run is a felony. And you just admitted to it in a public forum. Probably a woman. Dumbass.
yeah the fbi is totally gonna trace their location....and how many people with jesus bumperstickers honestly read this website?
no its not, its just class A misdemeanor...been there done that
I so love this....
Haha I love this but dont wanna give a thumbs up cuz it's at 666 haha
Catholicism at it's best xD
I'm with what 10:30 said but this is hilarious maximus. Messed up, but nonetheless funny.
Skip the middle man. No need for confession, thanks, I'll decide my own penance :D
haha you left a note on the windshield. and to everyone whos saying shit about hit and runs and this being a felony.. shut the fuck up, you're annoying. you're just jealous that you didn't see a car with a bumper sticker about jesus. suck on that
Like a boss.
Wow 310! Can someone say racist?