Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
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Nobody touches the shaqtus
"Don't worry about it" is like duct tape- it solves everything!! :D
758 just cause u still live with ur parents don't hate
Saying don't worry about it to people makes up 74% of my comebacks
This was the best night of their lives.. Just saying..
Wow 758 I do that ten times a day!! Sometimes they are right next to me!!
Sad thing is. I know these people.
Haha. I know the person who said this.
no u dont
The burgers in the lawn are looking at me.
haha. that's so awesome
Fucking don't worry about it... Most annoying yet solid comeback for everything. And it's true I text my roomate all the time, we get in trouble for facebooking eachother. Not a rare thing 7:58
7:58-- throw a party, people come over, right?
yep, i was there.
I used to text my roommate when she was in the other room
I microwaved a cactus that got frozen once, it didn't smell too attractive.
this is not how to make agave tequila
I fucking love this but, this is obviously fake... Why the hell would you text someone in your own house
I text my roommates all the time.\nwhat about when one of us isnt home? should I wait for them to come back to talk to them? especially if I were to find something like a cactus in a microwave. should I just wait instead of texting them?
Welcome to central Illinois. We are indeed all this retarded.