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  • Submitted by action on Jan 22, 10 at 6:49pm

    Nobody touches the shaqtus

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 9:21pm

    "Don't worry about it" is like duct tape- it solves everything!! :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 12:10am

    Sad thing is. I know these people.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 1:14am

    Wow 758 I do that ten times a day!! Sometimes they are right next to me!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 8:43pm

    758 just cause u still live with ur parents don't hate

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 3:29am

    Saying don't worry about it to people makes up 74% of my comebacks

  • 90 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 6:16pm

    lmao

  • 87 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 6:29pm

    Haha. I know the person who said this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 1:07am

    The burgers in the lawn are looking at me.

  • 83 95
    Submitted by BloodyxCape on Jan 22, 10 at 6:39pm

    haha. that's so awesome

  • 82 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 12:37am

    This was the best night of their lives.. Just saying..

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 6:21pm

    Hahaha

  • 76 92
    Submitted by berriesncream863 on Jan 24, 10 at 2:22pm

    yep, i was there.

  • 66 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:20am

    Love this!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 10:43am

    Fucking don't worry about it... Most annoying yet solid comeback for everything. And it's true I text my roomate all the time, we get in trouble for facebooking eachother. Not a rare thing 7:58

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 8:36pm

    I used to text my roommate when she was in the other room

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 11:08am

    First

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 1:33pm

    7:58-- throw a party, people come over, right?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 7:58pm

    I fucking love this but, this is obviously fake... Why the hell would you text someone in your own house

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      Submitted by moojoe on Jan 22, 10 at 8:07pm

      I text my roommates all the time.\nwhat about when one of us isnt home? should I wait for them to come back to talk to them? especially if I were to find something like a cactus in a microwave. should I just wait instead of texting them?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 11:17pm

    I microwaved a cactus that got frozen once, it didn't smell too attractive.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 6:16pm

    First

  • Submitted by tinkguardgirl on Jan 22, 10 at 11:20pm

    this is not how to make agave tequila

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 2:13am

    Welcome to central Illinois. We are indeed all this retarded.