Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
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Rule 23: anonymous is always a virgin by Defualt. Rule 68: Getting laid is good.
I think life is better while you're getting laid.
@TheRuleBook what's rule number 69? (:
It really is
We oklahomans like to fuck! Go to choctaw sluttyist girls on the planet!!!
Firsty likes all these rules.
Pyramus was here.
Someone text me! \nSeven seven two four eight five one three seven eight
All these rules is making me firsty and I hope you're here to stay?
Firsty likes a hand-print on his ass. Doesn't mean we need to hear about
You go girl!
Is that code for I'm a hooker or is he gonna hire one
TheRuleBook is wise
D  \\/ D  \\ !
Everything is better after sex.
so true. Life is better for the next couple of days after you for laid too..
like the scene from 500 days of summer after the first time...one of my favorite scenes from that movie
Jay Cutler had sex with a porpoise
Shut up, penismuncher.
Amen to that
What the fuck is firsty?
It's better when you can fuck anyone you come across.
Haha...is this Jordan?