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  • 83 69
    Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 18, 10 at 3:24pm

    ok, ok, ..."the snozzberries taste just like snozzberries!!"

  • 93 94
    Submitted by pvgurl16 on Jul 18, 10 at 5:40pm

    You thought of Chuck Norris?

    • 50 63
      Submitted by necrocat on Jul 19, 10 at 5:31am

      Funniest thing on tfln this week

  • 85 85
    Submitted by EmmaXxX on Jul 18, 10 at 10:15pm

    In soviet russia he is pregnant thinking of you.

  • 66 59
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 18, 10 at 4:56pm

    WTF?

  • 56 42
    Submitted by GsusLikesWafls on Jul 19, 10 at 2:55pm

    Firsty should be shot if not already, and if already firsty should go die in a hole.

  • 75 81
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 18, 10 at 3:18pm

    Wow... Do you get morning sickness from the sound of his voice.. That would be impressive... If you do .. Eat pretzels.

  • 69 71
    Submitted by jplush on Jul 19, 10 at 1:30pm

    Hahaha @notknown best comment all week

  • 63 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 12:22am

    I'm the Bomb. Like.. Tick Tick!!!

  • 74 84
    Submitted by alibi on Jul 18, 10 at 3:18pm

    Stfu firsty

  • 64 66
    Submitted by lenaki on Jul 18, 10 at 8:16pm

    Lmfao

  • 64 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 10 at 3:46pm

    This is a total repeat, not even a good one at that.

    • 53 78
      Submitted by myaliasiscool on Jul 18, 10 at 3:57pm

      I was wondering if it was or not. Those bitches.

    • 61 70
      Submitted by peaches81 on Jul 20, 10 at 5:09pm

      Totally but it was way funnier the first time... "He is a firefighter with his own band... I'm pregnant just thinking about him". LOL!!

  • 59 69
    Submitted by ljoseph1227 on Jul 19, 10 at 11:23pm

    Hahahaaa! My friends think I'm crazy when I say things like this!

  • 60 72
    Submitted by GMONEY93 on Jul 18, 10 at 7:33pm

    with emotion?

  • 63 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 10 at 3:12pm

    The babies name should be firsty !!!

  • 56 68
    Submitted by MinagiV on Jul 18, 10 at 10:46pm

    EmmaXxX, not in Soviet Russia, in mpreg fetish porn.

  • 56 69
    Submitted by egirl on Jul 20, 10 at 1:30am

    Him? Don't I mean your fuck stick u nasty bitch.

  • 65 87
    Submitted by PolarBare on Jul 18, 10 at 3:35pm

    Firsty is just trying to help, pretzels really do help with morning sickness. Good looking out firsty.

  • 56 70
    Submitted by ghettofairyxx on Jul 19, 10 at 3:22am

    this is a horrible text, you should just k yourself , im last as we speak and its not even slightly funny

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 18, 10 at 6:35pm

    This one is actually pretty funny

  • 51 66
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 3:16pm

    GsusLikesballs you first.

  • 54 72
    Submitted by GsusLikesWafls on Jul 19, 10 at 2:52pm

    I wonder what would happen if she stopped thinking about him!!!!!

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 9:47am

    This is how u got pregnant in the first place

  • 52 73
    Submitted by notknown on Jul 19, 10 at 4:39am

    I bet he's sterile when he thinks of you.

  • 50 70
    Submitted by juicy_cooter on Jul 18, 10 at 8:35pm

    Firsty does me in my juicy cooter

  • 50 73
    Submitted by VoidyWins on Jul 18, 10 at 4:45pm

    It's only like... Half the original text, to.

  • 56 94
    Submitted by jakezorz on Jul 18, 10 at 3:14pm

    Lols

  • 54 99
    Submitted by FirstyProtege on Jul 18, 10 at 4:13pm

    I got knocked up by a firsty pretzel. He was ahmazing ;)

  • 48 88
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 9:00pm

    Iamsonotfly because you commented about the firstys doesn't that make you a follower wanna be? Juicy_cooter lmao!

  • 46 86
    Submitted by iamsofly on Jul 18, 10 at 6:33pm

    Awww guys how does it feel being a follower? Self esteem fail for all firstys :)

    • 69 62
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 19, 10 at 8:15am

      All of Firsty's followers are just as important as the real Firsty! :)

  • 50 97
    Submitted by ptrclvs on Jul 18, 10 at 7:32pm

    repeat!!!!