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  • 72 49
    Submitted by jasboo on Sep 2, 10 at 1:49pm
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    maybe the open door is an invitation for you to go give him a hand??

  • 52 27
    Submitted by JenForReals on Sep 3, 10 at 12:54am
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    Teamwork is always best I say. That way every1 gets to play :)

  • 54 33
    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Sep 2, 10 at 1:35pm
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    We've all been there...

  • 58 43
    Submitted by Rumpelstiltskin on Sep 2, 10 at 4:01pm
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    Key word: Again.

  • 56 47
    Submitted by G37R4P3D on Sep 2, 10 at 5:28pm
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    Well don't be a fuckin prude. Get in there and finish him off...unless you're a guy

  • 52 41
    Submitted by dgb123321 on Sep 2, 10 at 7:08pm
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    I'm in room 209 lol but I never even touched it last night

  • 57 51
    Submitted by Watermelons on Sep 2, 10 at 2:39pm
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    Sneak in an surprise him with a mask and a knife?

  • 46 43
    Submitted by roughneck on Sep 2, 10 at 11:03pm
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    Add on to the stranger.. Drunk stranger. Sit on your hand the poor beer on it. BAM drunk stranger

  • 46 43
    Submitted by urallstupid on Sep 2, 10 at 5:13pm
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    Cool! Good for him.

  • 43 42
    Submitted by Phoosh on Sep 3, 10 at 7:13am
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    "I'll get the hose."

  • 49 59
    Submitted by BondDaddy on Sep 2, 10 at 2:06pm
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    What a pimp. Give him some tips to maximize the experience. Like the stranger- sit on your off hand for five minutes then get to work. Makes it feel like a complete stranger is getting you going.

    • 42 45
      Submitted by archery126 on Sep 2, 10 at 5:10pm
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      This comment is going to have a bunch of thumb downs, but I guarantee almost every guy who reads this is going to try it later.

      • 37 41
        Submitted by JuJuBee33 on Sep 3, 10 at 6:25am
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        its going to get a bunch of thumbs down bc its ripped off from dave chapelle but quoted terribly. people r so effing dumb

  • 34 30
    Submitted by Fitzi on Nov 10, 10 at 10:16pm
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    shit I did that again?!

  • 38 44
    Submitted by patmans13 on Sep 3, 10 at 9:36am
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    That's when you walk by, kick the door open and yell SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER, or slam the door shut as hard as possible. Either way he'll get the idea

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