The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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Key word: Again.
maybe the open door is an invitation for you to go give him a hand??
Teamwork is always best I say. That way every1 gets to play :)
Sneak in an surprise him with a mask and a knife?
We've all been there...
Well don't be a fuckin prude. Get in there and finish him off...unless you're a guy
Add on to the stranger.. Drunk stranger. Sit on your hand the poor beer on it. BAM drunk stranger
Cool! Good for him.
I'm in room 209 lol but I never even touched it last night
"I'll get the hose."
What a pimp. Give him some tips to maximize the experience. Like the stranger- sit on your off hand for five minutes then get to work. Makes it feel like a complete stranger is getting you going.
This comment is going to have a bunch of thumb downs, but I guarantee almost every guy who reads this is going to try it later.
its going to get a bunch of thumbs down bc its ripped off from dave chapelle but quoted terribly. people r so effing dumb
shit I did that again?!
That's when you walk by, kick the door open and yell SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER, or slam the door shut as hard as possible. Either way he'll get the idea