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  • 121 26
    Submitted by schlock on Jul 29, 10 at 9:42am
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    As an engineering major, I think the US should quit holding out and just go ahead and switch to the metric system. I mean 18 cm sounds so much better than "a little over 7 [inches]"

  • 109 31
    Submitted by GigaBoo on Jul 29, 10 at 9:36am
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    And I huess your a slut.

    • 16 13
      Submitted by ShlorenBompson on Jul 29, 10 at 9:40am
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      giving you a thumbs up just for not saying "first"

    • 18 14
      Submitted by schlock on Jul 29, 10 at 11:26am
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      Making fun of a spelling error/typo with a post containing a grammatical error? Really?

  • 51 22
    Submitted by onelessrubber on Jul 29, 10 at 10:10am
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    Can I be the next guy to judge your accuracy?!?!?!

  • 56 32
    Submitted by onelessrubber on Jul 29, 10 at 10:09am
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    I must speak for all man kind..... We love you, you dirty little whore

  • 49 25
    Submitted by Glazed on Jul 29, 10 at 9:40am
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    What's wrong with kindergartners today

  • 46 26
    Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Jul 29, 10 at 3:08pm
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    It's so very cliché but size isn't the most important aspect of a good fuck. It's how one can use it. A guy could have a King Kong cock but be an early ejaculator. A guy can have a small member but have the ability to rock your world like it's never been rocked before.

  • 34 36
    Submitted by nmstew on Jul 29, 10 at 10:20am
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    There are people in tx who beleive the metric system is s commie plot.

  • 24 20
    Submitted by thetruth13 on Jul 30, 10 at 1:30pm
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    the truth is the gov needs ur dna for future sex clones

  • 24 23
    Submitted by Ash77 on Jul 29, 10 at 11:59am
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    It's easier to use your hand, just measure from your fingertips down your palm. Wrist point is about 7 in on me ;)

  • 18 18
    Submitted by bigt1976 on Jul 29, 10 at 6:21pm
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    I love u !!!!

  • 32 49
    Submitted by localracerkid07 on Jul 29, 10 at 10:29am
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    Fuck the metric system we are American the best of all and now were changing our system that has work for so many years.. Jeez la weez

  • 17 20
    Submitted by prompt on Aug 1, 10 at 8:59pm
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    I'd love to be in your class watching when you actually start measuring things.

  • 19 25
    Submitted by big_dubya56 on Jul 29, 10 at 10:48am
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    Switching to driving on left side of the road would reversing all the signs and markings and cost a shit load of money, not to mention there would be an in crease in accident s for a short time after the switch was made because it's likely some people would forget.

  • 18 24
    Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 29, 10 at 12:41pm
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    Really 11:19, do you not notice the quotation marks around "United Statesian"?

  • 14 29
    Submitted by guckylynn on Jul 29, 10 at 11:19am
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    Really 10:03 united statesian? The correct term for someone from the US is an American, but good try.

  • 24 50
    Submitted by Allo_guv on Jul 29, 10 at 9:59am
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    As an Australian, the metric system is kickass. Also, 7 inches? What a chump.

    • 19 18
      Submitted by Brian_in_Indy on Jul 29, 10 at 11:36am
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      Oh, right, because everyone has a 14 inch dong when they're posting on the internet. Over 7 inches is the 95th percentile of dongs, like, for real. Go fuck a koala.

      • 18 16
        Submitted by assassin on Jul 29, 10 at 12:42pm
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        internet cock size rule applies

        • 15 23
          Submitted by Brian_in_Indy on Jul 29, 10 at 1:30pm
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          Did I mention that my cock is, like, huge? Like, you guys think you know, but you don't even know. ZOMG.

  • 28 72
    Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 29, 10 at 10:03am
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    As a "United Statesian", I think our country should switch to the metric system too. I also think we should drive on the left side of the road, but that switch would probably be too difficult.

    • 13 19
      Submitted by blah_blah_blah on Jul 29, 10 at 11:08am
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      Why did this comment get thumbbed down?

    • 16 21
      Submitted by Brian_in_Indy on Jul 29, 10 at 11:38am
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      It would be. If we drove on the left, we'd have to get rid of all of our cars and replace them with cars with the steering wheel on the right side.

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