My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
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In soviet russia you get sent to a gulag for such blasphemy.
looks like you hit "rock" bottom \n\n\nlol what an awfull joke
This text BEGS for a 'in Russia' joke, but I'll refrain. I hope you do too. Yes, I'm talking to you.
In Soviet Russia, vodka bruises concrete's face with you!
Ok seriously people...what's with the pretzel thing?!?
Ur right i think yhat is the besy decision for all of us
hit rock bottom???
"little water" is my best friend
vodka is my bff
In soviet Russia, you live under communism for a good half a century, collapse and topple the Berlin wall...
Wow. That's a new low.
Stay classy Indy!
In soviet russia, concrete is unaffected by drunk laying on it
No, "pretzels" is funny on Seinfeld. Not on tfln. Get it right, chump
I think my friend kaitlyn posted this :)
No more vodka???!! I can't live w/out vodka.... But for sure I'm never guna layin on the floor from vodka... :)
Is time for whiskey.
did u faceplant?
Okay. Not only did this just happen to me 2 days ago... we live in the same area code. Potential BFFs? I think so. :)
You mean falling on the concrete or were you seriously havin problems lying on the concrete?
Come on "Soviet Russia" guy(s)!!
Not no more, just less. Ooh! Maybe you can get a disability dog for your alcohol problem and it will bring you a pillow and some pain pills for the morning.
ok, pretzels are only funny if it's said by keithstone, people!