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  • 89 59
    Submitted by SoMuchStupidity on Jun 29, 10 at 12:08am

    This text BEGS for a 'in Russia' joke, but I'll refrain. I hope you do too. Yes, I'm talking to you.

  • 86 75
    Submitted by laxin on Jun 29, 10 at 12:15am

    looks like you hit "rock" bottom \n\n\nlol what an awfull joke

  • 76 67
    Submitted by streetvarsity on Jun 29, 10 at 12:19am

    In soviet russia you get sent to a gulag for such blasphemy.

  • 78 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 10 at 12:27am

    In Soviet Russia, vodka bruises concrete's face with you!

  • 60 53
    Submitted by de2ma2 on Jun 29, 10 at 8:04pm

    Ur right i think yhat is the besy decision for all of us

  • 64 62
    Submitted by marsrover on Jun 29, 10 at 12:06am

    Wow. That's a new low.

  • 70 76
    Submitted by laxin on Jun 29, 10 at 12:23am

    hit rock bottom???

  • 66 69
    Submitted by hentailover on Jun 29, 10 at 1:10am

    In soviet Russia, you live under communism for a good half a century, collapse and topple the Berlin wall...

  • 60 58
    Submitted by LiveLifeLove on Jun 29, 10 at 6:58pm

    Okay. Not only did this just happen to me 2 days ago... we live in the same area code. Potential BFFs? I think so. :)

  • 62 63
    Submitted by c_michele23 on Jun 29, 10 at 1:44am

    Ok seriously people...what's with the pretzel thing?!?

  • 61 63
    Submitted by MenZieUh on Jun 29, 10 at 12:30am

    did u faceplant?

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Garner on Jun 29, 10 at 4:13am

    Not no more, just less. Ooh! Maybe you can get a disability dog for your alcohol problem and it will bring you a pillow and some pain pills for the morning.

  • 65 77
    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jun 29, 10 at 12:47am

    In soviet russia, concrete is unaffected by drunk laying on it

  • 57 63
    Submitted by samanthug on Jun 29, 10 at 2:14am

    vodka is my bff

  • 47 45
    Submitted by saucysauceman on Oct 27, 10 at 11:45pm

    "little water" is my best friend 

  • 58 70
    Submitted by anonymousone on Jun 29, 10 at 4:09am

    No, "pretzels" is funny on Seinfeld. Not on tfln. Get it right, chump

  • 64 82
    Submitted by rawker617 on Jun 29, 10 at 1:50am

    Stay classy Indy!

  • 56 70
    Submitted by ggores on Jun 30, 10 at 2:38am

    You mean falling on the concrete or were you seriously havin problems lying on the concrete?

  • 60 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 10 at 2:00am

    Mmm pretzels

  • 49 63
    Submitted by abcdefg0909 on Jun 29, 10 at 9:55pm

    No more vodka???!! I can't live w/out vodka.... But for sure I'm never guna layin on the floor from vodka... :)

  • 48 61
    Submitted by big_dubya56 on Jun 29, 10 at 12:58pm

    Is time for whiskey.

  • 52 71
    Submitted by ndrcvrngl on Jun 29, 10 at 2:51am

    ok, pretzels are only funny if it's said by keithstone, people!

  • 43 56
    Submitted by Gahhitsshannon on Jan 12, 11 at 2:45pm

    I think my friend kaitlyn posted this :)

  • 51 72
    Submitted by PARIStokyo on Jul 2, 10 at 2:44am

    Amateur

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 29, 10 at 12:43am

    Try pretzels

  • 55 82
    Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 29, 10 at 12:09am

    Come on "Soviet Russia" guy(s)!!

  • 53 97
    Submitted by mdcnrpac on Jun 29, 10 at 4:08am

    U sure?