My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
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In soviet russia you get sent to a gulag for such blasphemy.
looks like you hit "rock" bottom \n\n\nlol what an awfull joke
This text BEGS for a 'in Russia' joke, but I'll refrain. I hope you do too. Yes, I'm talking to you.
Ok seriously people...what's with the pretzel thing?!?
"little water" is my best friend
In Soviet Russia, vodka bruises concrete's face with you!
hit rock bottom???
In soviet Russia, you live under communism for a good half a century, collapse and topple the Berlin wall...
Ur right i think yhat is the besy decision for all of us
Wow. That's a new low.
vodka is my bff
No, "pretzels" is funny on Seinfeld. Not on tfln. Get it right, chump
In soviet russia, concrete is unaffected by drunk laying on it
Stay classy Indy!
Okay. Not only did this just happen to me 2 days ago... we live in the same area code. Potential BFFs? I think so. :)
Is time for whiskey.
did u faceplant?
You mean falling on the concrete or were you seriously havin problems lying on the concrete?
No more vodka???!! I can't live w/out vodka.... But for sure I'm never guna layin on the floor from vodka... :)
Not no more, just less. Ooh! Maybe you can get a disability dog for your alcohol problem and it will bring you a pillow and some pain pills for the morning.
Come on "Soviet Russia" guy(s)!!
I think my friend kaitlyn posted this :)
ok, pretzels are only funny if it's said by keithstone, people!