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  • 71 43
    Submitted by SoMuchStupidity on Jun 29, 10 at 12:08am
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    This text BEGS for a 'in Russia' joke, but I'll refrain. I hope you do too. Yes, I'm talking to you.

  • 72 54
    Submitted by laxin on Jun 29, 10 at 12:15am
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    looks like you hit "rock" bottom \n\n\nlol what an awfull joke

  • 60 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 10 at 12:27am
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    In Soviet Russia, vodka bruises concrete's face with you!

  • 56 52
    Submitted by streetvarsity on Jun 29, 10 at 12:19am
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    In soviet russia you get sent to a gulag for such blasphemy.

  • 50 45
    Submitted by hentailover on Jun 29, 10 at 1:10am
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    In soviet Russia, you live under communism for a good half a century, collapse and topple the Berlin wall...

  • 52 50
    Submitted by c_michele23 on Jun 29, 10 at 1:44am
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    Ok seriously people...what's with the pretzel thing?!?

  • 47 43
    Submitted by MenZieUh on Jun 29, 10 at 12:30am
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    did u faceplant?

  • 45 41
    Submitted by LiveLifeLove on Jun 29, 10 at 6:58pm
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    Okay. Not only did this just happen to me 2 days ago... we live in the same area code. Potential BFFs? I think so. :)

  • 46 46
    Submitted by marsrover on Jun 29, 10 at 12:06am
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    Wow. That's a new low.

  • 47 49
    Submitted by Garner on Jun 29, 10 at 4:13am
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    Not no more, just less. Ooh! Maybe you can get a disability dog for your alcohol problem and it will bring you a pillow and some pain pills for the morning.

  • 42 40
    Submitted by de2ma2 on Jun 29, 10 at 8:04pm
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    Ur right i think yhat is the besy decision for all of us

  • 52 60
    Submitted by laxin on Jun 29, 10 at 12:23am
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    hit rock bottom???

  • 47 52
    Submitted by anonymousone on Jun 29, 10 at 4:09am
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    No, "pretzels" is funny on Seinfeld. Not on tfln. Get it right, chump

  • 52 63
    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jun 29, 10 at 12:47am
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    In soviet russia, concrete is unaffected by drunk laying on it

  • 44 48
    Submitted by samanthug on Jun 29, 10 at 2:14am
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    vodka is my bff

  • 50 60
    Submitted by rawker617 on Jun 29, 10 at 1:50am
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    Stay classy Indy!

  • 33 31
    Submitted by saucysauceman on Oct 27, 10 at 11:45pm
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    "little water" is my best friend 

  • 34 39
    Submitted by big_dubya56 on Jun 29, 10 at 12:58pm
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    Is time for whiskey.

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 10 at 2:00am
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    Mmm pretzels

  • 40 56
    Submitted by ggores on Jun 30, 10 at 2:38am
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    You mean falling on the concrete or were you seriously havin problems lying on the concrete?

  • 34 45
    Submitted by abcdefg0909 on Jun 29, 10 at 9:55pm
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    No more vodka???!! I can't live w/out vodka.... But for sure I'm never guna layin on the floor from vodka... :)

  • 37 51
    Submitted by ndrcvrngl on Jun 29, 10 at 2:51am
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    ok, pretzels are only funny if it's said by keithstone, people!

  • 41 61
    Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 29, 10 at 12:09am
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    Come on "Soviet Russia" guy(s)!!

  • 35 52
    Submitted by PARIStokyo on Jul 2, 10 at 2:44am
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    Amateur

  • 39 60
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 29, 10 at 12:43am
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    Try pretzels

  • 31 45
    Submitted by Gahhitsshannon on Jan 12, 11 at 2:45pm
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    I think my friend kaitlyn posted this :)

  • 39 74
    Submitted by mdcnrpac on Jun 29, 10 at 4:08am
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    U sure?