My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
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In soviet russia you get sent to a gulag for such blasphemy.
looks like you hit "rock" bottom \n\n\nlol what an awfull joke
This text BEGS for a 'in Russia' joke, but I'll refrain. I hope you do too. Yes, I'm talking to you.
In Soviet Russia, vodka bruises concrete's face with you!
Ok seriously people...what's with the pretzel thing?!?
hit rock bottom???
Ur right i think yhat is the besy decision for all of us
"little water" is my best friend
vodka is my bff
In soviet Russia, you live under communism for a good half a century, collapse and topple the Berlin wall...
Wow. That's a new low.
In soviet russia, concrete is unaffected by drunk laying on it
Stay classy Indy!
No more vodka???!! I can't live w/out vodka.... But for sure I'm never guna layin on the floor from vodka... :)
No, "pretzels" is funny on Seinfeld. Not on tfln. Get it right, chump
did u faceplant?
I think my friend kaitlyn posted this :)
Is time for whiskey.
You mean falling on the concrete or were you seriously havin problems lying on the concrete?
Okay. Not only did this just happen to me 2 days ago... we live in the same area code. Potential BFFs? I think so. :)
Not no more, just less. Ooh! Maybe you can get a disability dog for your alcohol problem and it will bring you a pillow and some pain pills for the morning.
Come on "Soviet Russia" guy(s)!!
ok, pretzels are only funny if it's said by keithstone, people!