It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
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I think her least favorite part was the notch at the end.
wow I confused Lincoln log with yuletide log in my head and became horribly confused.
Finally one from my area code and it's about a dude with a small junk. Makes me sad
always check the tree before you chop the wood...
How is she the whore? He's a whore too for hookin up with some random.
Not for him though.
Come on down to Texas and let's take care of that frustration
Misread this the first time. Thought he actually stuck a Lincoln Log in her... I think that would have been funnier.
RIP G-spot, because the notch in his lincoln log got hooked on it and ripped it.
@djfiremane giving him head would make her less of a whore in your book? not all girls give head...most prefer NOT to. andd WELCOME TO THE YEAR 2010 DUMB ASS where its okay for a girl to do whatever or WHOEVER she wants.
Well there are two sizes of the logs, the longer ones and the shorter connecting ones. Either one sucks for you though...
It's just a fish in the Atlantic?!
Sooo typical from this area. God! Oklahoma boys got nothing!!
If you had given him head first instead of jumping to sex (you whore), you wouldn't have this frustration.
awww..looks like you know all about this little frustration don't ya...little guy?
these pretzels are making me Firsty
VVV idiot VVV
a hotdog down a hallway whore
according to men with small penises, there is no such thing as a tiny dick, just a large vag. what a sad misogynistic little defense mechanism...been turned down one time too many?
AHAHAHHAHA AMEN! It's ok, I guess they want us to leave them and their little dicks alone.
Been there lmao.....
no one cares dumbass. die in a fire.
Oh the sadness of the Oklahoma boys. Makes me hate living here even more. :/
I thought Yuletide too ha ha
i'm so hard