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  • Submitted by jasboo on Aug 3, 10 at 12:14am

    intercepted from BP's chief executive, Bob Dudley???

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      Submitted by skootles on Aug 3, 10 at 12:17am

      It's still Hayward, not Dudley.

  • Submitted by bretmb54 on Aug 3, 10 at 2:47am

    That's what Obama is for!

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    Submitted by smmexxiicat on Aug 3, 10 at 3:00am

    screw off firsty fans.

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    Submitted by IMRONBURGUNDY on Aug 3, 10 at 11:13am

    Actually jondime dip shit! It's I can show you vouchers!

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    Submitted by joea1 on Aug 3, 10 at 1:09am

    This sounds almost like a movie tagline....

    • 52 63
      Submitted by SextsFLN on Aug 3, 10 at 1:40am

      ...I think I've seen that movie.

  • 74 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 10 at 1:05am

    In soveit Russia world fucks you!

  • 65 50
    Submitted by leahannex on Aug 3, 10 at 1:43am

    whats with the firsty comments..

    • 67 60
      Submitted by Imtheone on Aug 3, 10 at 8:52am

      Don't mind them they are just Dumbasses!!

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    Submitted by im2shitfaced on Aug 3, 10 at 1:53am

    Fuck the world....get a child out of her

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    Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Aug 3, 10 at 5:23am

    I'll let you take care of that. Especially the places with lots of unsexy sex diseases. Oh, and ha ha, jokes about the oil spill! We need more of those!

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    Submitted by Setrett on Aug 3, 10 at 1:09am

    Like throwing a hot dog into the Grand Canyon.

  • 71 69
    Submitted by pimpsauce on Aug 3, 10 at 10:48am

    The world would be better with some pimpsauce!

  • 64 55
    Submitted by shortyy14 on Aug 3, 10 at 10:44am

    that's what lil Wayne and eminem are for.

  • 66 63
    Submitted by missbettyb on Aug 3, 10 at 3:23am

    And its fuck the world, get a child out her

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    Submitted by IMRONBURGUNDY on Aug 3, 10 at 3:26am

    Like the Lil Wayne reference and this is now my motto for life..

  • 63 61
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Aug 3, 10 at 3:17am

    came here for the BP jokes, leaving satisfied.

  • 60 56
    Submitted by sexy_superwoman on Aug 3, 10 at 6:24am

    Fuck the world! That's what he means.

  • 54 52
    Submitted by mintyshake on Aug 4, 10 at 3:58pm

    It takes a big whore to fuk a big world- congrats on having a puss the size of Alaska skank!

  • 61 66
    Submitted by babe975 on Aug 3, 10 at 12:03pm

    imronburgandy for the win!

  • 69 83
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 3, 10 at 12:49am

    these are words that i live by. ladies who needs an orgasm

  • 65 76
    Submitted by voldfuckmemort on Aug 3, 10 at 12:30am

    That is my jobbbb

  • 61 68
    Submitted by singer4life666 on Aug 3, 10 at 12:17am

    Damn, another Nancy.

  • 53 53
    Submitted by mrp1mpin on Aug 3, 10 at 11:03pm

    Genius, except you'll probably catch something

  • 63 81
    Submitted by jondime23 on Aug 3, 10 at 3:41am

    No it's not what lil Wayne said. And yes three words make a difference. But anyways, to continue with someone who actually knows lyrics, I BEEN TO HELL N BACK, AND YOU CAN SEE THE VOUCHERS

  • 52 60
    Submitted by pey0te on Aug 3, 10 at 6:27am

    Hey rule, can you post your Twitter again? :)

  • 60 77
    Submitted by pitbull3374 on Aug 3, 10 at 5:45am

    I'd fall asleep and the world would fall in love so I'm out on fuckin the world!

  • 64 87
    Submitted by naughtynancy on Aug 3, 10 at 12:07am

    wait..aww fuck so close

  • 57 75
    Submitted by wackoloco on Aug 3, 10 at 12:34am

    my dick is just that big

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Leaf on Aug 3, 10 at 12:04am

    It's called climate change.

  • 59 84
    Submitted by cmoneyhoney on Aug 3, 10 at 12:10am

    Me me me

  • 56 89
    Submitted by naughtynancy on Aug 3, 10 at 12:05am

    Firsty!! :D

  • 57 94
    Submitted by rappersdelight on Aug 3, 10 at 12:23am

    I thirst for first!!

  • 54 89
    Submitted by GUESS_WHAT on Aug 3, 10 at 1:39am

    Cause' imma pick the world up and IMMA DROP IT ON YOUR FUCKIN' HEAD...

  • Submitted by blahalb on Aug 3, 10 at 12:04am

    these pretzels are making me firsty