Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
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"warning, short fuse"?
"images in view are bigger than they appear"
ha sounds like my ex...
Warning... Only 99.9% effective when used properly..
WARNING: PACKAGE CONTAINS LARGE PARTS
Ha ha, one from the good old 330.
Keep away from small children?
"May result with children"
Warning: dick can go from soft to hard in 2.2 seconds
"may cause suffocation" "avoid eye contact"
"alchohol may increase these effects"?
Yes rosamondmoonpie, even pretzles. Sorry about your luck.
are you talking about Everclear??
I agree dawgs
One size fits all...
What the hell were the mods thinking...?
Warning: choking hazard, contains small parts.
If it's perfect why a warning label?
Side effects include miniscule parasites that cause itching as well as sores that may become infected and leak yellow fluid. May also cause infertility.