Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
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"warning, short fuse"?
"images in view are bigger than they appear"
ha sounds like my ex...
Warning... Only 99.9% effective when used properly..
WARNING: PACKAGE CONTAINS LARGE PARTS
"May result with children"
Ha ha, one from the good old 330.
Keep away from small children?
Warning: dick can go from soft to hard in 2.2 seconds
"may cause suffocation" "avoid eye contact"
"alchohol may increase these effects"?
Yes rosamondmoonpie, even pretzles. Sorry about your luck.
I agree dawgs
are you talking about Everclear??
What the hell were the mods thinking...?
One size fits all...
Warning: choking hazard, contains small parts.
If it's perfect why a warning label?
Side effects include miniscule parasites that cause itching as well as sores that may become infected and leak yellow fluid. May also cause infertility.