As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
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Fuck that sounds awesome.
Who the fuuuuuuck voted this a bad night?!?!
THEY'RE ALL JEALOUS. Clearly.
Amen! I'm on that same boat right now. except my ass and thighs are sore too.
I have a turtle.
i'm always happy to make chicks walk funny
Everyone who voted thumbs down is clearly retarded. That sounds like a dam good night to me
Ahaha! It's like omg yes! Yes! Yes! Ouch! Ouch! Yes! Fuck yes! Ouch! It's all good, the endorphins will take care of the pain!
W1n. No exceptions.
Hells yes!!! Those are the best times:)
They should market this in the same commericsl as the shake weight... Six packs for everyone!
Always a win win! Lucky girl
Seriously, if it wasn't consentual, would they have said thank you?
How did 200 people think this was a bad night?
Awesomeness to the fullest.
They must have jizzed really hard on your stomach.
And his number was??? I need to hit that.
Winner winner chicken dinner
I've actually been there before (I'm a guy).
okay... i want your life
Haha I did that to my girlfriend last week
The question mark makes me mad for some reason. And it's not a very funny text it's just kinda dumb.
As long as it was completely legal and consentual, it's what we all want. Champ.
I like lampshades.
And you're welcome
Now try some Roman chair situps.
Beeeen there :)
These pretzels are making me thirsty too!