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  • 183 41
    Submitted by Anonyrnous on Aug 2, 10 at 10:31pm
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    Fuck that sounds awesome.

  • 115 56
    Submitted by brittaaanyx3 on Aug 2, 10 at 11:17pm
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    Who the fuuuuuuck voted this a bad night?!?!

    • 42 46
      Submitted by RyanM on Aug 3, 10 at 1:57am
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      THEY'RE ALL JEALOUS. Clearly.

  • 118 71
    Submitted by delhi14 on Aug 2, 10 at 10:49pm
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    I have a turtle.

  • 103 53
    Submitted by DontTell on Aug 2, 10 at 10:26pm
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    Amen! I'm on that same boat right now. except my ass and thighs are sore too.

  • 92 40
    Submitted by step11 on Aug 3, 10 at 12:25am
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    Ahaha! It's like omg yes! Yes! Yes! Ouch! Ouch! Yes! Fuck yes! Ouch! It's all good, the endorphins will take care of the pain!

  • 106 78
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 2, 10 at 10:21pm
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    W1n. No exceptions.

  • 91 68
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 3, 10 at 12:50am
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    i'm always happy to make chicks walk funny

  • 80 46
    Submitted by LacrosseDude4 on Aug 2, 10 at 11:59pm
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    They should market this in the same commericsl as the shake weight... Six packs for everyone!

  • 88 64
    Submitted by Boobs_Thatisall on Aug 3, 10 at 12:09am
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    Everyone who voted thumbs down is clearly retarded. That sounds like a dam good night to me

  • 68 37
    Submitted by Zzzave on Aug 3, 10 at 2:21am
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    Your welcome...

  • 68 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 10 at 11:26pm
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    Seriously, if it wasn't consentual, would they have said thank you?

  • 62 40
    Submitted by ktlu on Aug 3, 10 at 12:04am
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    Hells yes!!! Those are the best times:)

  • 59 49
    Submitted by britney09 on Aug 3, 10 at 7:45am
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    Always a win win! Lucky girl

  • 57 49
    Submitted by gooooooooog on Aug 2, 10 at 10:15pm
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    <3

  • 65 67
    Submitted by alyssa_w on Aug 3, 10 at 4:24pm
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    How did 200 people think this was a bad night?

  • 58 60
    Submitted by DanTheMon on Aug 3, 10 at 4:50pm
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    The question mark makes me mad for some reason. And it's not a very funny text it's just kinda dumb.

  • 52 49
    Submitted by BayBelle88 on Aug 3, 10 at 4:02pm
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    Awesomeness to the fullest.

  • 82 111
    Submitted by tonto01 on Aug 2, 10 at 10:19pm
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    They must have jizzed really hard on your stomach.

  • 67 84
    Submitted by danc3r on Aug 2, 10 at 11:19pm
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    And his number was??? I need to hit that.

  • 46 45
    Submitted by njt on Aug 3, 10 at 8:49am
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    Winner winner chicken dinner

  • 62 85
    Submitted by sexiichick on Aug 2, 10 at 10:57pm
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    win.

  • 58 80
    Submitted by hotnerd244 on Aug 2, 10 at 10:18pm
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    thats awesome!

  • 46 59
    Submitted by assassin on Aug 3, 10 at 12:37am
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    And you're welcome

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonyrnous on Aug 2, 10 at 10:58pm
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    I've actually been there before (I'm a guy).

  • 28 28
    Submitted by doubleteamit16 on Apr 1, 11 at 9:18pm
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    okay... i want your life

  • 39 50
    Submitted by scottchtape on Aug 15, 10 at 11:33pm
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    Haha I did that to my girlfriend last week

  • 41 59
    Submitted by beautynbaker on Aug 4, 10 at 12:28am
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    Hmmmm

  • 35 50
    Submitted by tifferb on Aug 2, 10 at 11:18pm
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    Beeeen there :)

  • 35 52
    Submitted by anotherainyday on Aug 8, 10 at 2:46am
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    I like lampshades.

  • 31 51
    Submitted by marsho on Aug 3, 10 at 10:59pm
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    Now try some Roman chair situps.

  • 45 88
    Submitted by DestruKto on Aug 2, 10 at 10:20pm
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    As long as it was completely legal and consentual, it's what we all want. Champ.

  • 50 129
    Submitted by TurdHammock on Aug 2, 10 at 10:17pm
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    These pretzels are making me thirsty too!