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  • Submitted by Anonyrnous on Aug 2, 10 at 10:31pm

    Fuck that sounds awesome.

  • Submitted by brittaaanyx3 on Aug 2, 10 at 11:17pm

    Who the fuuuuuuck voted this a bad night?!?!

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      Submitted by RyanM on Aug 3, 10 at 1:57am

      THEY'RE ALL JEALOUS. Clearly.

  • Submitted by delhi14 on Aug 2, 10 at 10:49pm

    I have a turtle.

  • Submitted by DontTell on Aug 2, 10 at 10:26pm

    Amen! I'm on that same boat right now. except my ass and thighs are sore too.

  • Submitted by step11 on Aug 3, 10 at 12:25am

    Ahaha! It's like omg yes! Yes! Yes! Ouch! Ouch! Yes! Fuck yes! Ouch! It's all good, the endorphins will take care of the pain!

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 2, 10 at 10:21pm

    W1n. No exceptions.

  • Submitted by Boobs_Thatisall on Aug 3, 10 at 12:09am

    Everyone who voted thumbs down is clearly retarded. That sounds like a dam good night to me

  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 3, 10 at 12:50am

    i'm always happy to make chicks walk funny

  • Submitted by LacrosseDude4 on Aug 2, 10 at 11:59pm

    They should market this in the same commericsl as the shake weight... Six packs for everyone!

  • Submitted by Zzzave on Aug 3, 10 at 2:21am

    Your welcome...

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    Submitted by ktlu on Aug 3, 10 at 12:04am

    Hells yes!!! Those are the best times:)

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    Submitted by gooooooooog on Aug 2, 10 at 10:15pm


  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 10 at 11:26pm

    Seriously, if it wasn't consentual, would they have said thank you?

  • Submitted by alyssa_w on Aug 3, 10 at 4:24pm

    How did 200 people think this was a bad night?

  • Submitted by danc3r on Aug 2, 10 at 11:19pm

    And his number was??? I need to hit that.

  • Submitted by Anonyrnous on Aug 2, 10 at 10:58pm

    I've actually been there before (I'm a guy).

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    Submitted by britney09 on Aug 3, 10 at 7:45am

    Always a win win! Lucky girl

  • Submitted by BayBelle88 on Aug 3, 10 at 4:02pm

    Awesomeness to the fullest.

  • Submitted by tonto01 on Aug 2, 10 at 10:19pm

    They must have jizzed really hard on your stomach.

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    Submitted by njt on Aug 3, 10 at 8:49am

    Winner winner chicken dinner

  • Submitted by sexiichick on Aug 2, 10 at 10:57pm


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  • Submitted by assassin on Aug 3, 10 at 12:37am

    And you're welcome

  • Submitted by DanTheMon on Aug 3, 10 at 4:50pm

    The question mark makes me mad for some reason. And it's not a very funny text it's just kinda dumb.

  • Submitted by hotnerd244 on Aug 2, 10 at 10:18pm

    thats awesome!

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    Submitted by anotherainyday on Aug 8, 10 at 2:46am

    I like lampshades.

  • Submitted by scottchtape on Aug 15, 10 at 11:33pm

    Haha I did that to my girlfriend last week

  • Submitted by tifferb on Aug 2, 10 at 11:18pm

    Beeeen there :)

  • Submitted by DestruKto on Aug 2, 10 at 10:20pm

    As long as it was completely legal and consentual, it's what we all want. Champ.

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    Submitted by marsho on Aug 3, 10 at 10:59pm

    Now try some Roman chair situps.

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    Submitted by doubleteamit16 on Apr 1, 11 at 9:18pm

    okay... i want your life

  • Submitted by TurdHammock on Aug 2, 10 at 10:17pm

    These pretzels are making me thirsty too!