As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
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Fuck that sounds awesome.
Who the fuuuuuuck voted this a bad night?!?!
THEY'RE ALL JEALOUS. Clearly.
I have a turtle.
Amen! I'm on that same boat right now. except my ass and thighs are sore too.
Everyone who voted thumbs down is clearly retarded. That sounds like a dam good night to me
Ahaha! It's like omg yes! Yes! Yes! Ouch! Ouch! Yes! Fuck yes! Ouch! It's all good, the endorphins will take care of the pain!
W1n. No exceptions.
i'm always happy to make chicks walk funny
They should market this in the same commericsl as the shake weight... Six packs for everyone!
Hells yes!!! Those are the best times:)
Always a win win! Lucky girl
And his number was??? I need to hit that.
Seriously, if it wasn't consentual, would they have said thank you?
They must have jizzed really hard on your stomach.
How did 200 people think this was a bad night?
Awesomeness to the fullest.
Winner winner chicken dinner
I've actually been there before (I'm a guy).
okay... i want your life
The question mark makes me mad for some reason. And it's not a very funny text it's just kinda dumb.
Haha I did that to my girlfriend last week
As long as it was completely legal and consentual, it's what we all want. Champ.
And you're welcome
Now try some Roman chair situps.
I like lampshades.
Beeeen there :)
These pretzels are making me thirsty too!