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  • Looks like hapnsallthetime discovered something that does NOT happen all the time

    Submitted by kevxster on Sep 2, 10 at 12:26am
  • lets put 20 seconds on the clock and see how many jokes we can make...

    Submitted by nopantsdance on Sep 3, 10 at 7:03am
  • Hapnsallthetime go kill urself. If ur THAT excited about being first, ur breathing air the rest of us deserve. And judging by ur name, ur love flo from the progressive commercials. Die a slow painful death u twat waffle assbag.

    Submitted by dallas78 on Sep 1, 10 at 1:56pm
  • Now imagining the other side of the conversation: "Honey WTF, I fell arse-first on one of your sex toys and popped a boner!"

    Submitted by wyznhymr on Sep 1, 10 at 1:12pm
  • That, and youre 38.

    Submitted by urallstupid on Sep 1, 10 at 6:02pm
  • Lol. Sucks for you catalflu. It's your favorite tbone

    Submitted by FapFap3000 on Sep 1, 10 at 5:32pm
  • this has to be daytona

    Submitted by ivioo on Sep 1, 10 at 5:54pm
  • Go to hell! I bet your the first to get ass raped in prison

    Submitted by savesecondbase on Sep 1, 10 at 4:01pm
  • I've never gotten first on anything!!! First?!

    Submitted by hapnsallthetime on Sep 1, 10 at 1:06pm
  • wow get the he;; out of there

    Submitted by rei666 on Sep 1, 10 at 10:22pm