Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
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Looks like hapnsallthetime discovered something that does NOT happen all the time
lets put 20 seconds on the clock and see how many jokes we can make...
Hapnsallthetime go kill urself. If ur THAT excited about being first, ur breathing air the rest of us deserve. And judging by ur name, ur love flo from the progressive commercials. Die a slow painful death u twat waffle assbag.
Flo is fucking great you ass munching cock bag.
Now imagining the other side of the conversation: "Honey WTF, I fell arse-first on one of your sex toys and popped a boner!"
That, and youre 38.
Lol. Sucks for you catalflu. It's your favorite tbone
this has to be daytona
Go to hell! I bet your the first to get ass raped in prison
I've never gotten first on anything!!! First?!
wow get the he;; out of there