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  • 82 74
    Submitted by dallas78 on Sep 1, 10 at 1:56pm

    Hapnsallthetime go kill urself. If ur THAT excited about being first, ur breathing air the rest of us deserve. And judging by ur name, ur love flo from the progressive commercials. Die a slow painful death u twat waffle assbag.

    • 62 55
      Submitted by sssmarie on Sep 2, 11 at 10:22pm

      Flo is fucking great you ass munching cock bag.

  • 71 69
    Submitted by nopantsdance on Sep 3, 10 at 7:03am

    lets put 20 seconds on the clock and see how many jokes we can make...

  • 73 75
    Submitted by kevxster on Sep 2, 10 at 12:26am

    Looks like hapnsallthetime discovered something that does NOT happen all the time

  • 72 83
    Submitted by wyznhymr on Sep 1, 10 at 1:12pm

    Now imagining the other side of the conversation: "Honey WTF, I fell arse-first on one of your sex toys and popped a boner!"

  • 75 94
    Submitted by urallstupid on Sep 1, 10 at 6:02pm

    That, and youre 38.

  • 67 79
    Submitted by savesecondbase on Sep 1, 10 at 4:01pm

    Go to hell! I bet your the first to get ass raped in prison

  • 69 85
    Submitted by hapnsallthetime on Sep 1, 10 at 1:06pm

    I've never gotten first on anything!!! First?!

  • 70 90
    Submitted by FapFap3000 on Sep 1, 10 at 5:32pm

    Lol. Sucks for you catalflu. It's your favorite tbone

  • 55 74
    Submitted by ivioo on Sep 1, 10 at 5:54pm

    this has to be daytona

  • 58 83
    Submitted by rei666 on Sep 1, 10 at 10:22pm

    wow get the he;; out of there