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  • 87 24
    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 21, 10 at 10:32am
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    Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

    • 16 13
      Submitted by Moser on Jul 22, 10 at 3:21am
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      the only time that you gain the approval of us... enjoy it

  • 59 13
    Submitted by TheOctopus on Jul 21, 10 at 12:37pm
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    WOMAN, JESUS DOES NOT NEED TO USE HIS HAND TO BRING YOU TO CLIMAX

  • 54 21
    Submitted by klangford on Jul 21, 10 at 1:02pm
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    I think we can all agree that E.T. has dibs on being the Finger Master, that shit glows AND it's 14 inches.

    • 22 15
      Submitted by meghannnn on Jul 21, 10 at 1:32pm
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      how would glowing make it any more pleasurable? if i wanted that, i'd use a flashlight.

  • 57 32
    Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Jul 21, 10 at 10:12am
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    Uhm, that scenario sounds TERRIBLE.

  • 56 35
    Submitted by Slappy0605 on Jul 21, 10 at 10:27am
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    The things fat chicks say...never fail to amaze me

    • 15 19
      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Jul 21, 10 at 12:57pm
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      everyone loves birthday cake.

  • 47 40
    Submitted by hroach on Jul 21, 10 at 10:19am
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    Wow..come on have some respect.

  • 29 11
    Submitted by smartgrrl2 on Jul 21, 10 at 2:39pm
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    ...and if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college...

  • 31 20
    Submitted by meghannnn on Jul 21, 10 at 12:02pm
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    Why do people assume Jesus would have good fingering skills? Just because he's the son of God doesn't mean he's a casanova.

    • 21 17
      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Jul 21, 10 at 12:59pm
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      umm...carpenter hands.

      • 18 14
        Submitted by nattybuck on Jul 21, 10 at 5:26pm
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        yeah but they're holey now not holy, and i am quite sure there is nerve damage.

  • 31 22
    Submitted by Creeperstar on Jul 21, 10 at 10:54am
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    I need a girl like this.

  • 28 19
    Submitted by LilOne on Jul 21, 10 at 3:45pm
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    That's so wrong!

  • 23 14
    Submitted by SillyShit19 on Jul 21, 10 at 1:26pm
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    Wife material for sure.

  • 23 17
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 21, 10 at 1:08pm
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    Akward......

  • 21 14
    Submitted by karla on Jul 21, 10 at 4:24pm
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    Why would you even say that it doesn't even sound appealing

  • 24 20
    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jul 21, 10 at 12:28pm
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    This is tacky as fuck!

  • 19 16
    Submitted by superstardeke1 on Jul 22, 10 at 12:31pm
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    U're sick. Don't write things like that using the name of the Lord.

  • 21 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 10 at 3:16am
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    Your going to hell, don't talk about God like thy

  • 19 18
    Submitted by cbtango on Jul 22, 10 at 4:58am
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    @wtfwjd... I thought we already knew what he was doing...

  • 19 19
    Submitted by shame_on_u on Jul 22, 10 at 2:53am
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    Shame on u for having impure thoughts of our lord

  • 20 22
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 21, 10 at 10:04am
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    .....

  • 13 10
    Submitted by ieleyouveesecs33 on Jul 22, 10 at 2:02am
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    great imagery. O.o

  • 16 17
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 3:57pm
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    fat people are stupid

  • 13 13
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 4:34am
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    Yummy birthday cake

  • 12 13
    Submitted by TheNewRule on Oct 9, 10 at 1:17pm
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    Just FYI, Jesus has a dirty beard, didn't wear deodorant, and didn't bathe.\nRule 423: Fucking dirty people is gross....

  • 12 13
    Submitted by Premeau on Jul 22, 10 at 1:49pm
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    so your fat but you like skinny guys

  • 16 22
    Submitted by Bomb on Jul 21, 10 at 6:05pm
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    That's just fucked up. Leave Jesus out of your obesity.

  • 17 29
    Submitted by ElementBabe on Jul 21, 10 at 10:31am
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    Wooooowww!!! He must b freakin amazing!!!!

  • 8 12
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jul 22, 10 at 4:47pm
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    i want birthday cake now

  • 11 20
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 3:59pm
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    lord lord lord lord lord jeses jeses jeses jeses

  • 17 32
    Submitted by jaytkabb on Jul 21, 10 at 12:11pm
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    She sounds fat.

  • 12 23
    Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 22, 10 at 2:11am
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    Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

  • 11 22
    Submitted by HaleyPie on Jul 23, 10 at 1:14am
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    So just because she said birthday cake she's fat? Morons. I would love to fuck Jesus.

    • 19 9
      Submitted by minx1005 on Jul 27, 10 at 11:15pm
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      Agreed.

  • 13 26
    Submitted by Dumbledore_Died on Jul 21, 10 at 2:47pm
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    Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.

  • 15 30
    Submitted by shelbels8 on Jul 21, 10 at 10:08am
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    I love you firsty. Marry me?

    • 18 15
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 21, 10 at 12:55pm
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      asl? :P

  • 16 33
    Submitted by pvgurl16 on Jul 21, 10 at 10:04am
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    Fuck yessss

  • 16 47
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 21, 10 at 10:11am
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    These pretzels are making me firsty

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