His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
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Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?
the only time that you gain the approval of us... enjoy it
WOMAN, JESUS DOES NOT NEED TO USE HIS HAND TO BRING YOU TO CLIMAX
The things fat chicks say...never fail to amaze me
everyone loves birthday cake.
Wow..come on have some respect.
I think we can all agree that E.T. has dibs on being the Finger Master, that shit glows AND it's 14 inches.
how would glowing make it any more pleasurable? if i wanted that, i'd use a flashlight.
that comment made my day.
Uhm, that scenario sounds TERRIBLE.
...and if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college...
Your going to hell, don't talk about God like thy
Wife material for sure.
Shame on u for having impure thoughts of our lord
That's so wrong!
U're sick. Don't write things like that using the name of the Lord.
heh heh heh..."Lord"
Why would you even say that it doesn't even sound appealing
Why do people assume Jesus would have good fingering skills? Just because he's the son of God doesn't mean he's a casanova.
yeah but they're holey now not holy, and i am quite sure there is nerve damage.
This is tacky as fuck!
That's just fucked up. Leave Jesus out of your obesity.
@wtfwjd... I thought we already knew what he was doing...
fat people are stupid
Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin
I need a girl like this.
Wooooowww!!! He must b freakin amazing!!!!
lord lord lord lord lord jeses jeses jeses jeses
Just FYI, Jesus has a dirty beard, didn't wear deodorant, and didn't bathe.\nRule 423: Fucking dirty people is gross....
She sounds fat.
great imagery. O.o
So just because she said birthday cake she's fat? Morons. I would love to fuck Jesus.
so your fat but you like skinny guys
Jesus is fake, so he couldn't finger you.
Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.
I love you firsty. Marry me?
Yummy birthday cake
i want birthday cake now
These pretzels are making me firsty