His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
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Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?
the only time that you gain the approval of us... enjoy it
WOMAN, JESUS DOES NOT NEED TO USE HIS HAND TO BRING YOU TO CLIMAX
The things fat chicks say...never fail to amaze me
everyone loves birthday cake.
Uhm, that scenario sounds TERRIBLE.
I think we can all agree that E.T. has dibs on being the Finger Master, that shit glows AND it's 14 inches.
how would glowing make it any more pleasurable? if i wanted that, i'd use a flashlight.
that comment made my day.
Wow..come on have some respect.
...and if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college...
Wife material for sure.
That's so wrong!
U're sick. Don't write things like that using the name of the Lord.
heh heh heh..."Lord"
Shame on u for having impure thoughts of our lord
Why would you even say that it doesn't even sound appealing
Your going to hell, don't talk about God like thy
This is tacky as fuck!
Why do people assume Jesus would have good fingering skills? Just because he's the son of God doesn't mean he's a casanova.
yeah but they're holey now not holy, and i am quite sure there is nerve damage.
That's just fucked up. Leave Jesus out of your obesity.
@wtfwjd... I thought we already knew what he was doing...
I need a girl like this.
Just FYI, Jesus has a dirty beard, didn't wear deodorant, and didn't bathe.\nRule 423: Fucking dirty people is gross....
fat people are stupid
Wooooowww!!! He must b freakin amazing!!!!
Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin
She sounds fat.
great imagery. O.o
lord lord lord lord lord jeses jeses jeses jeses
so your fat but you like skinny guys
So just because she said birthday cake she's fat? Morons. I would love to fuck Jesus.
I love you firsty. Marry me?
Jesus is fake, so he couldn't finger you.
Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.
Yummy birthday cake
i want birthday cake now
These pretzels are making me firsty