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  • Submitted by spyderkl on Jul 9, 10 at 8:08pm

    Pics or it didn't happen. Preferably video.

  • Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Jul 9, 10 at 8:05pm

    Now that's a good way to make a baby. Unless you're shooting blanks.

  • Submitted by PirateJaws on Jul 9, 10 at 8:19pm

    Just make sure you shoot from the hip.

  • Submitted by RolledUp on Jul 9, 10 at 6:15pm

    Not sure why you did that, not like you're going to get any ass with your "condom shooting paintball gun" I have a better idea. Spend the next 45 minutes learning how to take a girls bra off, and then learn how to put a condom on. Chicks are much more impressed by the useful shit.

    • Submitted by skootles on Jul 9, 10 at 10:39pm

      Definitely doesn't take 45 minutes to learn either of those things, even a one-handed bra removal.

  • Submitted by asianeko on Jul 9, 10 at 5:33pm

    Why are there thumbs down on this? It's Epic!

  • Submitted by FiosTV on Jul 9, 10 at 5:06pm

    wait are the condoms still in the wrap? if no; are they used? gross..

  • Submitted by cbtango on Jul 9, 10 at 7:18pm

    Now shoot them at the nearest highschool!

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    Submitted by arch7 on Jul 21, 10 at 3:26am

    How???and who is hatin on this bro? Pshhh everyone is just jealous of this machine

  • Submitted by yomomasmoma on Jul 10, 10 at 3:47am

    I'll buy it but no more than $45

  • Submitted by johntexts on Jul 9, 10 at 7:31pm

    ummm that's AWESOME

  • Submitted by Aven on Jul 9, 10 at 7:26pm

    So, how did you manage this, 'cause there are some dirty sluts I wouldn't mind shooting with mine.

  • Submitted by DestruKto on Jul 9, 10 at 6:02pm

    Don't think I believe this one.

  • Submitted by Mercen on Jul 10, 10 at 3:55am


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    Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on Jul 10, 10 at 5:08am

    oh, so you didn't figuratively spend 45 minutes doing that? i, for one, am shocked.

  • Submitted by thisguy12 on Jul 9, 10 at 7:55pm

    Ur my new hero!!

  • Submitted by fitbounce30 on Jul 9, 10 at 9:00pm

    Waste of 45 minutes and a paintball gun .....

  • Submitted by 1989toyotapickup on Jul 9, 10 at 6:01pm

    Time well wasted

  • Submitted by giggity80085 on Jul 9, 10 at 11:54pm

    If you spend forty five minutes doing that, chances are you're not going to be needing those condoms. Ever.

  • Submitted by amp2308 on Jul 9, 10 at 10:00pm

    Not sure what condoms are for?

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    Submitted by crazyparty on Jul 15, 10 at 12:15am

    You have no life

  • Submitted by jakeyringo on Jul 9, 10 at 8:59pm


  • Submitted by pele9591 on Jul 13, 10 at 2:07pm

    You sir are a fucking champ

  • Submitted by JJdoggie on Jul 9, 10 at 5:26pm

    Waste of 45 minutes kid.

  • Submitted by Eightyeight on Jul 9, 10 at 5:06pm

    Eighty eight

  • Submitted by 4 on Jul 10, 10 at 12:45am

    Did u died?

  • Submitted by armybetch on Jul 10, 10 at 2:41am

    You should have spent 45 minutes shooting sluts in the ovaries.

  • Submitted by kdboellghopper on Jul 13, 10 at 9:28pm

    As the soon to be owner of a paintball store I truly appreciate that.

  • Submitted by reedydixon on Jul 10, 10 at 2:31am

    It wasn't worth it. U could have used those.

  • Submitted by blackbird17 on Jul 11, 10 at 4:27am

    Wow, you aren't getting laid and can no longer go might be retarded

  • Submitted by sw1ssbbll3rs22 on Jul 10, 10 at 12:06am

    Piratejaws ftw

  • Submitted by tgk58 on Jul 18, 10 at 4:14am

    Ok that's kinda kick ass

  • Submitted by Joshsz28 on Jul 10, 10 at 3:14am

    wooo hooo. good ol' dirty terre haute. \n\nnot as great as my crutch that can shoot artillery shells though lol.