Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
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The Merch guys are actually pretty cool though.
Does this text make any sense?
yes it does. Watch Almost Famous. figure it out.
@austinonymouss but you just did. this is such a lame text wtf
Some of the merch guys are hot as hell.
Wait! Is this merch guy Steffan??????
Damn what a slut anyone can sleep with those guys.. Oh the good old warped tour days! Ha I hope you got a free shirt or something
@G37R4P3D ... does your usernamer seriously say get raped?
Why yes it does. Thank you for asking.
Nice try Jenny but it doesn't really work like that.
umm yeah warped hasnt even come to detroit yet, losers.
Ahhh sounds like someone had too much fun @ warped tour
Bah haha. Warped Tour Brings out the best of us!
Nobody say first please >:-|
i swear that's from a song.
Don't bother to buy her one. She'll get her trophy in about eight months. \nWhere are you Firsty?
merch actually stands for merchandise. and ummm warp tour isn't only place with merch guys...any concert has merch. like. coachella which is much better than warped tour!
What is a merch guy?
These pretzels are making me Firsty! Hey KesJaye and other fans! When I can't get to a thread fast enough, I need you guys to help me out and keep the pretzel thing going! We are /all/ Firsty for some pretzels!
Merch guy today... Band manager in 3 yrs
I've blown merch guys.
Warped Tour. Merch Guy=the ones who sell shit like tshirts or CDs under tents within the concert.
If you knew anything about music then you might think it's funny. Idiots.
Yes. Because knowing "anything" about music implies knowing of some obscure band that nobody has heard of.
dude, ur so cool
First order of business...daps to G37R4P3D and stalin for sweet names. And now for the comment...who fucks the merch guy?? That's the loser that has no talent and isn't even cool enough to chill onstage with the band!
Kaaaate - its called travel. Ive never had a concert in 20 of my town but ive been to like 6. Ur dumb
why would you travel to another state for a show thats coming in less than 2 weeks? you're dumb, theres more than one show in the world, there are a lot of other touring bands that sell merch at their shows. Sorry you live in BFE, but Detroit has a lot of underground shows all the time. And learn to reply.
Traveling for shows out of state is actually a shit ton of fun. I went to Chicago for a show that was going to be in Detroit two days later. And then I went to Detroit, as well.
Firsty, where are you?!?!
I feel like the reply is explaining the first text... Could just be me.
PS Merch is at every concert, not just warped....