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  • 58 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 10 at 9:02am

    The Merch guys are actually pretty cool though.

  • 69 60
    Submitted by G37R4P3D on Jul 17, 10 at 5:39am

    Does this text make any sense?

    • 41 51
      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 17, 10 at 9:13pm

      yes it does. Watch Almost Famous. figure it out.

  • 62 50
    Submitted by An0n on Jul 17, 10 at 2:28pm

    Nice try Jenny but it doesn't really work like that.

  • 63 52
    Submitted by ptrclvs on Jul 17, 10 at 5:25am

    @austinonymouss but you just did. this is such a lame text wtf

  • 61 57
    Submitted by thinkgreen420 on Jul 17, 10 at 9:48am

    Damn what a slut anyone can sleep with those guys.. Oh the good old warped tour days! Ha I hope you got a free shirt or something

  • 48 42
    Submitted by mrsjackjohnson on Jul 19, 10 at 1:17pm

    Some of the merch guys are hot as hell.

  • 57 61
    Submitted by kazumi on Jul 17, 10 at 7:52am

    @G37R4P3D ... does your usernamer seriously say get raped?

    • 37 59
      Submitted by G37R4P3D on Jul 17, 10 at 8:10am

      Why yes it does. Thank you for asking.

  • 53 56
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 17, 10 at 10:19am

    Ahhh sounds like someone had too much fun @ warped tour

  • 46 46
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 17, 10 at 10:17am

    Wait! Is this merch guy Steffan??????

  • 54 64
    Submitted by austinonymouss on Jul 17, 10 at 5:13am

    Nobody say first please >:-|

  • 49 55
    Submitted by kaaaaaaaaate on Jul 17, 10 at 1:24pm

    umm yeah warped hasnt even come to detroit yet, losers.

  • 47 52
    Submitted by undecided_dude on Jul 17, 10 at 5:29am

    i swear that's from a song.

  • 50 59
    Submitted by mkdens on Jul 17, 10 at 11:35am

    merch actually stands for merchandise. and ummm warp tour isn't only place with merch guys...any concert has merch. like. coachella which is much better than warped tour!

  • 51 66
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 10:18am

    Don't bother to buy her one. She'll get her trophy in about eight months. \nWhere are you Firsty?

  • 58 80
    Submitted by stasiaface on Jul 17, 10 at 5:57am

    If you knew anything about music then you might think it's funny. Idiots.

    • 44 50
      Submitted by G37R4P3D on Jul 17, 10 at 8:54am

      Yes. Because knowing "anything" about music implies knowing of some obscure band that nobody has heard of.

    • 43 61
      Submitted by Vintageboyy on Jul 17, 10 at 1:55pm

      dude, ur so cool

  • 47 63
    Submitted by tilovesff on Jul 17, 10 at 6:32pm

    Bah haha. Warped Tour Brings out the best of us!

  • 51 72
    Submitted by firsty on Jul 17, 10 at 1:31pm

    These pretzels are making me Firsty! Hey KesJaye and other fans! When I can't get to a thread fast enough, I need you guys to help me out and keep the pretzel thing going! We are /all/ Firsty for some pretzels!

  • 42 55
    Submitted by jenny8675309 on Jul 17, 10 at 10:37am

    Merch guy today... Band manager in 3 yrs

  • 45 63
    Submitted by austinonymouss on Jul 17, 10 at 1:30pm

    Kaaaate - its called travel. Ive never had a concert in 20 of my town but ive been to like 6. Ur dumb

    • 44 52
      Submitted by kaaaaaaaaate on Jul 17, 10 at 1:39pm

      why would you travel to another state for a show thats coming in less than 2 weeks? you're dumb, theres more than one show in the world, there are a lot of other touring bands that sell merch at their shows. Sorry you live in BFE, but Detroit has a lot of underground shows all the time. And learn to reply.

      • 44 53
        Submitted by infinitelysound on Dec 3, 10 at 1:07am

        Traveling for shows out of state is actually a shit ton of fun. I went to Chicago for a show that was going to be in Detroit two days later. And then I went to Detroit, as well.

  • 48 69
    Submitted by itouch on Jul 17, 10 at 5:35am

    Firsty, where are you?!?!

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 10 at 9:01am

    Warped Tour. Merch Guy=the ones who sell shit like tshirts or CDs under tents within the concert.

  • 43 64
    Submitted by wooowduuude12 on Jul 17, 10 at 12:34pm

    I feel like the reply is explaining the first text... Could just be me.

  • 43 65
    Submitted by zombieerin on Jul 17, 10 at 1:52pm

    I've blown merch guys.

  • 39 58
    Submitted by hot_as_haites on Jul 17, 10 at 9:55am

    First order of business...daps to G37R4P3D and stalin for sweet names. And now for the comment...who fucks the merch guy?? That's the loser that has no talent and isn't even cool enough to chill onstage with the band!

  • 39 68
    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 17, 10 at 8:46am

    What is a merch guy?

  • 28 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 11 at 3:38am

    VINNY VEGAS??? PS Merch is at every concert, not just warped....