As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
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What? Make a wish blow on it then share it with friends and family? ...
So she only wants it eaten once a year, and you have to share it with all your relatives?
I'd have to stop, always been more of a Pie person myself.
Even funnier will be if she has kids, the person delivering her will be like WTF?
I know enough doctors to know that, no matter how weird something may be, the doctor has always seen weirder.
I'm sure her tattoo artist had fun with that one.
In soviet Russia birthday cake eats you
"Today, I found out my boyfriend has a tattoo on his inner thigh that says 'Swallow it' as I was giving him some oral delight. Total mood killer. FML" I think they should be together.
That's gonna look great after a few kids.
That's sexy as hell
Yeah I'd put that cake back in the fridge
Yeah... This was an FML
Oh shit the soviet russia fucker is back
With frosting and ice cream?
Hmmm sounds like a blow job post from a little while ago
Bet she'll regret that when she's 60 years old
Who besides her man will see that when shes 60+? Have fun while you're young....just dont go and do something stupid like getting one on your face
Lol ahh our nations capital.
no, that would be 202.
I like it.
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How many candles were sticking out of it?
This is the same as one from a few days ago where a guy had "swallow it". LAME
if that doesnt scream im a stripper i dont know what does
Must be s redhead. Blow out the candles first!
my friend has one like that excited hers has boxing gloves and reads "hit it like a champ."
What's this obsession with it being fake? It's TFLN, not exactly a reliable source of truth, and certainly not meant to be.
Savor it's sweetness
Hey hershel, shut the fuck up
Yeah! People that make valid points are fags.
Oh, please, do you really think there's any chance of that happening?
Another inner thigh tat one. Get it right on it
Stick twenty one candles in it and light them and then forget to blow them out because you're blackout drunk
This is one of the best tattos over ever heard of. Wow this girl rules
Cookie Puss! Yay!
Stay classy, northern Virginia.
That quote is t- shirt worthy- Explanation not necessary
It's really likely that two people have minds that think this similar, most peoples minds aren't that different from others
Ahhahahaah thatsss silly
I would get that ;)
Eat it while u can, cause I think ur grandpas goin in for some cake right about now.
so if i said my friend had a cross tattoo on his back would u say i was lying because one time you saw someone else with a cross tattoo on their back???
That is fuckin awesome... Hahah 9:48 I'm getting that shit
What a slut hahaha
And yet if a guy had a tat saying "Suck it like a popsicle", you'd probably be the first to congratulate him.
Yet he would still be a man-slut and you wouldn't have any respect for him either. I can see a girl doing this before a guy.
I don't lose respect for people because they like sex. I like sex, I'm hardly going to criticize it in others. As long as the sex is safe, consensual, and you're not fucking around behind anyone's back, do whatever you like.
My response was directed to where you pointed out the double standards that often surround sexual activity. I don't believe it applies in this case, so the respect portion was only my assumption that you didn't have respect for promiscuous men AND women.
Hey! Where's the cream filling?
Can I just say classy!
Just get a $1 bill tarted above ur Vag reading "All you can eat and under a buck"
This girl from Edmonton had the same one!!
I want my girl to have that!
HAHAHAHA Keepin' it classy, NOVA.
Wrestle: our nations capitol is in DC. DC's area code is 2O2... 7O3 is Virginia which is next to DC but not the capitol. Stupid idiot...
most people from the 703 spend so much time in DC that we consider ourselves to live in DC. and some people in DC have the 703 area code because they used to live there. YOU're smart.
Lmao there's an FML like that but it's a guy and his says swallow it.
We want to eat(meet) her!
Yeah this is a fake
This is fake, there was an fml about a girl going down on a guy an his inner thigh tattoo said "swallow it".
So what you're saying is that two people, somewhere in the world, happened to have had similar ideas for sex-joke tattoos? I simply refuse to believe it.
Idk if that's awesome or strange
I think I know that ho
Right now it reads, " Eat it like birthday cake" after a few kids it run half way down her leg.
Lmao @ 3:44
Still here gave him gas to knock him out while they work on him I hate when theey do that cuz he gets a bad reaction to it he hers weird
I love cake!!!