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As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".

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What? Make a wish blow on it then share it with friends and family? ...

Submitted by 69_Charger on Apr 27, 10 at 1:41pm

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So she only wants it eaten once a year, and you have to share it with all your relatives?

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 10 at 3:44pm

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I'd have to stop, always been more of a Pie person myself.

Submitted by JackBerton on Apr 27, 10 at 2:01pm

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Even funnier will be if she has kids, the person delivering her will be like WTF?

Submitted by Dumdum on Apr 27, 10 at 2:06pm

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- I know enough doctors to know that, no matter how weird something may be, the doctor has always seen weirder.
  
  Submitted by Herschel on Apr 27, 10 at 2:19pm
  
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I'm sure her tattoo artist had fun with that one.

Submitted by TheTofurkey on Apr 27, 10 at 1:29pm

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In soviet Russia birthday cake eats you

Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Apr 27, 10 at 4:03pm

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That's gonna look great after a few kids.

Submitted by NCA on Apr 27, 10 at 2:05pm

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That's sexy as hell

Submitted by jax131 on Apr 27, 10 at 1:31pm

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"Today, I found out my boyfriend has a tattoo on his inner thigh that says 'Swallow it' as I was giving him some oral delight. Total mood killer. FML" I think they should be together.

Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Apr 27, 10 at 9:48pm

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Yeah I'd put that cake back in the fridge

Submitted by elgin on Apr 27, 10 at 7:38pm

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With frosting and ice cream?

Submitted by CsM on Apr 27, 10 at 1:29pm

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Yeah... This was an FML

Submitted by musicman11 on May 9, 10 at 12:12am

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Oh shit the soviet russia fucker is back

Submitted by BrohammedAli on Apr 27, 10 at 8:24pm

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Hmmm sounds like a blow job post from a little while ago

Submitted by aussie69 on Apr 27, 10 at 6:57pm

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Bet she'll regret that when she's 60 years old

Submitted by pooperscooper on Apr 27, 10 at 2:15pm

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- I wouldn't.
  
  Submitted by everybodylies on Apr 27, 10 at 6:37pm
  
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  - Who besides her man will see that when shes 60+? Have fun while you're young....just dont go and do something stupid like getting one on your face
    
    Submitted by bsitz on Apr 28, 10 at 8:44am
    
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Lol ahh our nations capital.

Submitted by wrestle614 on Apr 27, 10 at 1:55pm

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- no, that would be 202.
  
  Submitted by bleepbloop on May 4, 10 at 1:17pm
  
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I like it.

Submitted by lolocaust on Apr 27, 10 at 1:54pm

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Find Chloe1023 at http://sexysinglesfinder.bravehost.com . Find your soulmate here!

Submitted by stdmatching on Apr 28, 10 at 12:36am

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This is the same as one from a few days ago where a guy had "swallow it". LAME

Submitted by 5643 on Apr 27, 10 at 8:50pm

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How many candles were sticking out of it?

Submitted by Lindsey_FSU on Apr 28, 10 at 9:09pm

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my friend has one like that excited hers has boxing gloves and reads "hit it like a champ."

Submitted by pamelamess on Apr 28, 10 at 6:07am

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Must be s redhead. Blow out the candles first!

Submitted by Trina on May 19, 10 at 6:30am

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if that doesnt scream im a stripper i dont know what does

Submitted by stayclassy on Apr 27, 10 at 7:17pm

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What's this obsession with it being fake? It's TFLN, not exactly a reliable source of truth, and certainly not meant to be.

Submitted by Dr_Strangeglove on May 24, 10 at 6:36am

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Savor it's sweetness

Submitted by duchess9678 on Apr 27, 10 at 4:59pm

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Hey hershel, shut the fuck up

Submitted by jgood614 on Apr 27, 10 at 4:44pm

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- Yeah! People that make valid points are fags.
  
  Submitted by rickfantastic on Apr 27, 10 at 9:28pm
  
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- Oh, please, do you really think there's any chance of that happening?
  
  Submitted by Herschel on Apr 28, 10 at 12:04am
  
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Amazing!!

Submitted by imogencookie on Jun 25, 10 at 11:43am

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That quote is t- shirt worthy- Explanation not necessary

Submitted by jprincess on May 3, 10 at 8:39pm

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Prove it!

Submitted by smc80 on Apr 28, 10 at 7:33am

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Cookie Puss! Yay!

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 10 at 3:45pm

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This is one of the best tattos over ever heard of. Wow this girl rules

Submitted by abcdefgHI on Apr 28, 10 at 1:19am

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Another inner thigh tat one. Get it right on it

Submitted by smellmyfakelegs on Apr 27, 10 at 2:43pm

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Stick twenty one candles in it and light them and then forget to blow them out because you're blackout drunk

Submitted by notTexan on Apr 28, 10 at 12:44am

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Stay classy, northern Virginia.

Submitted by Chuck_Bass_FTW on May 15, 10 at 12:21pm

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Ahhahahaah thatsss silly

Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 27, 10 at 1:39pm

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It's really likely that two people have minds that think this similar, most peoples minds aren't that different from others

Submitted by abaylie on Apr 27, 10 at 7:31pm

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Eat it while u can, cause I think ur grandpas goin in for some cake right about now.

Submitted by PissOff on May 5, 10 at 6:17pm

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I would get that ;)

Submitted by sexyrussianchick on Apr 28, 10 at 6:14am

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Sooooooo fake!!

Submitted by mparker on Apr 27, 10 at 1:53pm

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That is fuckin awesome... Hahah 9:48 I'm getting that shit

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 10 at 11:40pm

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Fake

Submitted by Maverick67 on Apr 27, 10 at 1:31pm

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so if i said my friend had a cross tattoo on his back would u say i was lying because one time you saw someone else with a cross tattoo on their back???

Submitted by anonomys on Apr 28, 10 at 4:03pm

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What a slut hahaha

Submitted by blinkme on Apr 27, 10 at 1:26pm

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- And yet if a guy had a tat saying "Suck it like a popsicle", you'd probably be the first to congratulate him.
  
  Submitted by Herschel on Apr 27, 10 at 1:52pm
  
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  - Yet he would still be a man-slut and you wouldn't have any respect for him either. I can see a girl doing this before a guy.
    
    Submitted by bonfiredb on Apr 27, 10 at 2:00pm
    
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    I don't lose respect for people because they like sex. I like sex, I'm hardly going to criticize it in others. As long as the sex is safe, consensual, and you're not fucking around behind anyone's back, do whatever you like.
    
    Submitted by Herschel on Apr 27, 10 at 2:16pm
    
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    My response was directed to where you pointed out the double standards that often surround sexual activity. I don't believe it applies in this case, so the respect portion was only my assumption that you didn't have respect for promiscuous men AND women.
    
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Lmao there's an FML like that but it's a guy and his says swallow it.

Submitted by musik_junkie on May 4, 10 at 11:13pm

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Hey! Where's the cream filling?

Submitted by 2144571774 on Apr 27, 10 at 8:06pm

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Can I just say classy!

Submitted by kisforkim on Apr 28, 10 at 3:23am

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Fake

Submitted by goofygirl76 on Apr 28, 10 at 1:31am

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Just get a $1 bill tarted above ur Vag reading "All you can eat and under a buck"

Submitted by bdubb624 on Mar 24, 12 at 4:30am

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This girl from Edmonton had the same one!!

Submitted by thereper3603 on Feb 9, 11 at 11:31pm

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I want my girl to have that!

Submitted by baseballbuddy91 on Jan 13, 11 at 10:00pm

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HAHAHAHA Keepin' it classy, NOVA.

Submitted by heymeghann on Apr 28, 10 at 8:39pm

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We want to eat(meet) her!

Submitted by hesbigshesquirts on Apr 29, 10 at 1:31am

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Yeah this is a fake

Submitted by Buckley2050 on Apr 27, 10 at 3:02pm

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Wrestle: our nations capitol is in DC. DC's area code is 2O2... 7O3 is Virginia which is next to DC but not the capitol. Stupid idiot...

Submitted by ONE_HUNG_LOW on Apr 28, 10 at 2:56pm

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- most people from the 703 spend so much time in DC that we consider ourselves to live in DC. and some people in DC have the 703 area code because they used to live there. YOU're smart.
  
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This is fake, there was an fml about a girl going down on a guy an his inner thigh tattoo said "swallow it".

Submitted by burnquist764 on Apr 27, 10 at 1:57pm

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- So what you're saying is that two people, somewhere in the world, happened to have had similar ideas for sex-joke tattoos? I simply refuse to believe it.
  
  Submitted by Herschel on Apr 27, 10 at 2:17pm
  
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Badass

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 10 at 3:28am

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Idk if that's awesome or strange

Submitted by tesla on Apr 29, 10 at 12:27am

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Fakeeeeee

Submitted by kcos194 on Apr 27, 10 at 1:31pm

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Mom?

Submitted by shedenvy on Apr 30, 10 at 3:05am

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Right now it reads, " Eat it like birthday cake" after a few kids it run half way down her leg.

Submitted by fitbounce30 on Apr 28, 10 at 9:14am

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I think I know that ho

Submitted by yo_kid on Apr 27, 10 at 11:55pm

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Lmao @ 3:44

Submitted by IKEPODKING on May 6, 10 at 11:47pm

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Still here gave him gas to knock him out while they work on him I hate when theey do that cuz he gets a bad reaction to it he hers weird

Submitted by crodriguez1 on Apr 27, 10 at 2:43pm

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I love cake!!!

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