if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
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Kick it instead. They go farther that way.
twilight is for fatties
thank you great person for actually respecting the act of baby punching; so often the idea of it is abused.
I'm so glad someone hates it as much as I do!!
Please people, shut up about fucking Twilight!! It fucking sucks!!!!
.....yoink? Go away stupid 6th grader
I understand that people have opinions and that's something people will express, but I hate when people say they hate it and they haven't even seen it/read it.
New moon = Michael Jackson not good for the youth of america
i agree ^.....and talking about true love lol...this is y ur 40 years old and fukin single ...
I am tired of seeing all the 50 year old whores at my job screaming like teenage girls and sayjng they are in love with some 15 year old boy. Fucking whores.
6:04/6:10- I think YOU'RE just upset that 6:07 called you out on YOUR shit. go play with YOUR twilight dollies or get a life.
and who the fuck checks back on these things to see if someone actually wrote about them
12.35 is totaly right. its almost scary how sexual the whole book sounds.
10:41 Um. Stab a stake through her heart?
Ya your bagging on New Moon yet you quote Dane Cook. Sweet!!! You got me on that one.
To me it sounds like you need different friends or stop going on facebook. It's really not that hard.
OP, just go to the line for the movie, it'll be filled with them!
9:18 suck a fat one twlight is horrible my x gf made me watch it litterally 5 times before she would put out... Twilight makes me want to pour battery acid in my eyes and get hit by a train. I would rather watch a video of dead holocaust babies being eaten by cats. And who really says " eff the haters" this is why America is I'm so much debt
Don't get all high and mighty just cause you like twilight... like you said we can all have an opinion and personally mine is that twilight is for thumb sucking retard babies who prefer anal and ass to mouth...
Get your own jokes and stop quoting Dane Cook. :)
Fuck you 5:57. I will speak for who ever I want you fudge packin loser.
Ungh, I can't stand twilight crap. VAMPIRES DONT SPARKLE! They burst into flames!
I've already punched like four babies tonight.
Sooo fucking true! Yoink!
dont hit kids...no rly...they got guns...and if they dont, i do, get the hell over urself and grow up
I agree with the OP. If I have to hear about new moon anymore I will be punching babies, kicking puppies and clubbing baby seals
fuck twighlit anything and fuck harry potter while you're at it. now someone get me a baby to punch, would ya?
True Blood > Twilight.
Mostly because there's no sparkling.
Twilight makes me want to locate every single person who likes it and go Darwin on their ass so that way there won't be a twilight in the future, and I agree twlight makes me want to punch a baby
really, 604? really?
this was my friends status... different area code tho
and i totally agree! twilight/new moon is stupid and edward is ugly as shit
and ps all of you twilight fans on here saying "fuck you twilight is awesome" should really not be using such vulgar language at such a young age.
and to all the boyfriends that take their girlfriends to see this piece of shit movie so they will give you some should prolly date someone a little more mature if they want to be treated right in the bedroom ;)
The whole vampire fad is really dumb. True Blood, Twilight, all of the spin-offs...just ridiculous.
Bad use of a Dane Cook joke. You're now destined to name your first born son "Edward."
I'm not a fan of Twilight in the least, but my friends asked me to see New Moon with them.. and I enjoyed it. so. I don't see why people can't chill the fuck out about it. It's not a big deal...
Ugh, the books aren't even written well. I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better book. Not to mention that almost everything "vampire" nowdays has watered the entire point of vampires down. Vampire turning good guy, I can handle. Even vampire falling in love or whatever, I can handle. But sparkling? Living on animal blood? Walking in daylight they are not even vampires anymore.
It's obvious that 10:14 is a white trash trailor park whore. New moon was a good movie, the book was even better. You're probably just jealous because you can't read, sorry your life must SUCK
1030 your my hero i love True Blood
I'm lucky, I have friends who are cool. I didn't even hear about it until now.
Took a chick to see new moon...enjoyed the movie...loooved the bj I got after!! I fuuucken live this movie
Fuck New Moon. It's as bad as being a Harry Potter fan!
6:04 here 6:07. It's "you're" not "your." Correct your grammar before you insult me, asshole.
BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was SO GOOD! Eff the haters.
Ummm....11:21 I kinda want to punch you in the face insted of the baby because referenceing america as a "melting pot" and something so dumb as twilight you deserve to have your citizenship taken away
twilight makes me want to vomit... sparkling vampires! how lame is that that is the gayest thing ever. i like my vampires true blood style - absolutely badass
New moon is amazing fuck the haterssss
New Moon New moon New Moon New Moon New Moon
I will marry Taylor lautner. No doubt about that. He is my sexyyyy man!
You are just as big of a douche for quoting Dane Cook
Chicago Sun-Times' Roger Ebert says "the characters in this movie should be arrested for loitering with intent to moan. Never have teenagers been in greater need of a jump-start. Granted some of them are more than 100 years old, but still: their charisma is by Madame Tussaud."
twilight, new moon, whatever that shit is called, its all stupid. they aren't real vampires. the werwolves aren't cool either. they are bad actors, the story is stupid, the affects are horrible, etc. that shit is the worst waste of time and money. anyone who likes it needs to get a life.
ahaha i say "i'm gonna punch a baby" too!
11:03 you are a dumb fuck. I will hunt you down and personally kick your mother fucking ass.
Dude my girlfriend has watched it three fucking times already. I think she's gonna dump me to date Edward.
i agree. although, the "punch a baby" thing is a little old school....
YOU GUYS ARE ALL HATERS NEW MOON WAS AMAZING
I an tired of seeing the 50
I'm seeing it tonight! My facebook status is New Moon, ha.
DC is amazing.... Hard to makeout to though.... I kept laughing
You have to kick the baby man. Get it right. Hahahahaha Jk
new moon was more about bad ass werewolves then vampires sparkling or other wise
Amen I work in a book warehouse and I move like 300 copies of that those books a week I really hate the fact that they're making movies and making more people actually want to read the book.
First off if you were their age then you'd probably go see it
I'd do Taylor lautner in a heartbeat. NEW MOON, now go punch a baby
The only reason to see this movie is to get the chick your with all hornied up. Thats it!
I've honestly never seen a more thin skined advertisement for women. The book even read out like one of those sex books older women read minus the sex. The only reason Vampires and shot are in it is to seem like a half decent movie
Beoncye had the best music video
I feel...Like I know who sent this.
I read that shit because my tween daughtes did. Is there hours of her crying in it.
I was hoping at the end we would find out she is skitso and in a mental ward after the van hit her.
BEST MOVIE EVER. All the haters deep down love it to. Its like when NSYNC came out and people talked shit but when no one was around they danced and singed to the songs
Very nice terminology, I usually say I'm gonna punch a toddler in the throat.
Yyyeeesss!!!! THANK YOU whoever wrote this!!!!!
LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE
I like how someone who actually likes these books / movies just told everyone else to grow up. lol lmao omg rofl You d-bag. Twighlight / New Moon is little kid shit.
Fuck you for thinking it's cool to even say you'd punch a baby. I hope your dick rots off.
The entire Twilight series is great, so go
Choke on a fat one
It's called humor. lighten up fatty mcfat.
I know exactly what u mean
Dane Cook... I like it!!!!!!
11:21 go kill yourself
Worst movie ever. They ruined muse for me.
New moon was fucking amazing!!
Than don't fucking read them?
I say ''im gunna punch a baby'' all the time
11:41 don't ever let me hear you use the terms "anal" or "ass to mouth" like they were bad things ever again. Shame on you
NEW MOON WAS THE FUCKING SHIT! all you haters can back the FUCK off and grow up. just because all you bitches like to watch spongebob and what fucking not. get a life then rather type that if you see anything about new moon again your gunna punch a babyy.. forreal get a damn life
at least your not kicking your dog
fuck everyone who hates new moon. that is the most amazing movie ever.
Omg it was the gayest I didn't even see it