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  • 65 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 7:46am

    i agree ^.....and talking about true love lol...this is y ur 40 years old and fukin single ...

  • 74 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 7:33am

    I am tired of seeing all the 50 year old whores at my job screaming like teenage girls and sayjng they are in love with some 15 year old boy. Fucking whores.

  • 70 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:09am

    .....yoink? Go away stupid 6th grader

  • 63 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:03am

    I'm so glad someone hates it as much as I do!! Please people, shut up about fucking Twilight!! It fucking sucks!!!!

  • 71 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:42am

    twilight is for fatties

  • 68 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:42am

    Ugh, the books aren't even written well. I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better book. Not to mention that almost everything "vampire" nowdays has watered the entire point of vampires down. Vampire turning good guy, I can handle. Even vampire falling in love or whatever, I can handle. But sparkling? Living on animal blood? Walking in daylight they are not even vampires anymore.

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 10:30am

    True Blood > Twilight. Mostly because there's no sparkling.

  • 67 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:13am

    6:04/6:10- I think YOU'RE just upset that 6:07 called you out on YOUR shit. go play with YOUR twilight dollies or get a life. and who the fuck checks back on these things to see if someone actually wrote about them

  • 57 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:48pm

    Bad use of a Dane Cook joke. You're now destined to name your first born son "Edward."

  • 62 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:09am

    I've already punched like four babies tonight.

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:52pm

    this was my friends status... different area code tho and i totally agree! twilight/new moon is stupid and edward is ugly as shit and ps all of you twilight fans on here saying "fuck you twilight is awesome" should really not be using such vulgar language at such a young age. and to all the boyfriends that take their girlfriends to see this piece of shit movie so they will give you some should prolly date someone a little more mature if they want to be treated right in the bedroom ;)

  • 62 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:53am

    Ungh, I can't stand twilight crap. VAMPIRES DONT SPARKLE! They burst into flames!

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:54pm

    New moon = Michael Jackson not good for the youth of america

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:41am

    Don't get all high and mighty just cause you like twilight... like you said we can all have an opinion and personally mine is that twilight is for thumb sucking retard babies who prefer anal and ass to mouth...

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:48pm

    Took a chick to see new moon...enjoyed the movie...loooved the bj I got after!! I fuuucken live this movie

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:14am

    really, 604? really?

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:47am

    Ya your bagging on New Moon yet you quote Dane Cook. Sweet!!! You got me on that one.

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:22am

    It's obvious that 10:14 is a white trash trailor park whore. New moon was a good movie, the book was even better. You're probably just jealous because you can't read, sorry your life must SUCK

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:16pm

    1030 your my hero i love True Blood

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:06am

    Sooo fucking true! Yoink!

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:36pm

    Kick it instead. They go farther that way.

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:19pm

    I understand that people have opinions and that's something people will express, but I hate when people say they hate it and they haven't even seen it/read it.

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:59pm

    ahaha i say "i'm gonna punch a baby" too!

  • 54 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:37pm

    10:41 Um. Stab a stake through her heart?

  • 56 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:18pm

    I agree with the OP. If I have to hear about new moon anymore I will be punching babies, kicking puppies and clubbing baby seals

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:04am

    i agree. although, the "punch a baby" thing is a little old school....

  • 40 51
    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 11, 10 at 9:48pm

    oh deaaar.

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:03am

    thank you great person for actually respecting the act of baby punching; so often the idea of it is abused.

  • 45 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:05pm

    First off if you were their age then you'd probably go see it

  • 46 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:16pm

    You are just as big of a douche for quoting Dane Cook

  • 57 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 7:17am

    Fuck New Moon. It's as bad as being a Harry Potter fan!

  • 58 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:16am

    I'm lucky, I have friends who are cool. I didn't even hear about it until now.

  • 53 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:44pm

    9:18 suck a fat one twlight is horrible my x gf made me watch it litterally 5 times before she would put out... Twilight makes me want to pour battery acid in my eyes and get hit by a train. I would rather watch a video of dead holocaust babies being eaten by cats. And who really says " eff the haters" this is why America is I'm so much debt

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:14am

    To me it sounds like you need different friends or stop going on facebook. It's really not that hard.

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:33pm

    New Moon New moon New Moon New Moon New Moon

  • 48 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:38pm

    Twilight makes me want to locate every single person who likes it and go Darwin on their ass so that way there won't be a twilight in the future, and I agree twlight makes me want to punch a baby

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:30pm

    Ummm....11:21 I kinda want to punch you in the face insted of the baby because referenceing america as a "melting pot" and something so dumb as twilight you deserve to have your citizenship taken away

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:46am

    fuck twighlit anything and fuck harry potter while you're at it. now someone get me a baby to punch, would ya?

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:41pm

    12.35 is totaly right. its almost scary how sexual the whole book sounds.

  • 52 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:21pm

    I'm not a fan of Twilight in the least, but my friends asked me to see New Moon with them.. and I enjoyed it. so. I don't see why people can't chill the fuck out about it. It's not a big deal...

  • 50 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:02pm

    The whole vampire fad is really dumb. True Blood, Twilight, all of the spin-offs...just ridiculous.

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 10:21am

    11:03 you are a dumb fuck. I will hunt you down and personally kick your mother fucking ass.

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 7:10pm

    Chicago Sun-Times' Roger Ebert says "the characters in this movie should be arrested for loitering with intent to moan. Never have teenagers been in greater need of a jump-start. Granted some of them are more than 100 years old, but still: their charisma is by Madame Tussaud."

  • 49 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:41pm

    dont hit kids...no rly...they got guns...and if they dont, i do, get the hell over urself and grow up

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 7:00pm

    I know exactly what u mean

  • 45 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:10am

    6:04 here 6:07. It's "you're" not "your." Correct your grammar before you insult me, asshole.

  • 46 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:27pm

    I say ''im gunna punch a baby'' all the time

  • 44 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 9:41am

    DC is amazing.... Hard to makeout to though.... I kept laughing

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 7:31pm

    New moon is amazing fuck the haterssss

  • 43 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:22pm

    OP, just go to the line for the movie, it'll be filled with them!

  • 52 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:15pm

    twilight makes me want to vomit... sparkling vampires! how lame is that that is the gayest thing ever. i like my vampires true blood style - absolutely badass

  • 48 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 10:45pm

    at least your not kicking your dog

  • 32 49
    Submitted by Zalen3 on Feb 14, 11 at 8:07pm

    You have to kick the baby man. Get it right. Hahahahaha Jk

  • 44 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 7:03am

    I an tired of seeing the 50

  • 46 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 5:17am

    new moon was more about bad ass werewolves then vampires sparkling or other wise

  • 43 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:41am

    Amen I work in a book warehouse and I move like 300 copies of that those books a week I really hate the fact that they're making movies and making more people actually want to read the book.

  • 41 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:53am

    The only reason to see this movie is to get the chick your with all hornied up. Thats it! I've honestly never seen a more thin skined advertisement for women. The book even read out like one of those sex books older women read minus the sex. The only reason Vampires and shot are in it is to seem like a half decent movie

  • 43 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 8:52am

    Fuck you 5:57. I will speak for who ever I want you fudge packin loser.

  • 48 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:01pm

    I like how someone who actually likes these books / movies just told everyone else to grow up. lol lmao omg rofl You d-bag. Twighlight / New Moon is little kid shit.

  • 38 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:02pm

    I feel...Like I know who sent this.

  • 49 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:07pm

    BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 46 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 7:37pm

    Worst movie ever. They ruined muse for me.

  • 42 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:31pm

    I will marry Taylor lautner. No doubt about that. He is my sexyyyy man!

  • 50 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:55am

    New moon...........

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:34am

    It was SO GOOD! Eff the haters.

  • 35 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:36pm

    Get your own jokes and stop quoting Dane Cook. :)

  • 37 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:09pm

    Yyyeeesss!!!! THANK YOU whoever wrote this!!!!!

  • 46 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:48pm

    New moon was fucking amazing!!

  • 41 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:22am

    Very nice terminology, I usually say I'm gonna punch a toddler in the throat.

  • 43 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 10:26pm

    Dane Cook... I like it!!!!!!

  • 40 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:27pm

    YOU GUYS ARE ALL HATERS NEW MOON WAS AMAZING 

  • 35 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:38pm

    LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE

  • 35 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:41pm

    Dude my girlfriend has watched it three fucking times already. I think she's gonna dump me to date Edward.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:20pm

    I'd do Taylor lautner in a heartbeat. NEW MOON, now go punch a baby

  • 42 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:11pm

    Fuck you for thinking it's cool to even say you'd punch a baby. I hope your dick rots off. The entire Twilight series is great, so go Choke on a fat one

    • 46 73
      Submitted by mrmagoo on Jan 15, 10 at 4:04pm

      It's called humor. lighten up fatty mcfat.

  • 41 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:02pm

    I read that shit because my tween daughtes did. Is there hours of her crying in it. I was hoping at the end we would find out she is skitso and in a mental ward after the van hit her.

  • 43 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:18pm

    Than don't fucking read them?

  • 42 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:32pm

    Beoncye had the best music video

  • 36 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:36pm

    BEST MOVIE EVER. All the haters deep down love it to. Its like when NSYNC came out and people talked shit but when no one was around they danced and singed to the songs

  • 44 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:38am

    11:21 go kill yourself

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:04am

    I'm seeing it tonight! My facebook status is New Moon, ha.

  • 42 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:22pm

    fuck everyone who hates new moon. that is the most amazing movie ever.

  • 41 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:10pm

    11:41 don't ever let me hear you use the terms "anal" or "ass to mouth" like they were bad things ever again. Shame on you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:46pm

    twilight, new moon, whatever that shit is called, its all stupid. they aren't real vampires. the werwolves aren't cool either. they are bad actors, the story is stupid, the affects are horrible, etc. that shit is the worst waste of time and money. anyone who likes it needs to get a life.

  • 40 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:06pm

    Omg it was the gayest I didn't even see it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:18am

    NEW MOON WAS THE FUCKING SHIT! all you haters can back the FUCK off and grow up. just because all you bitches like to watch spongebob and what fucking not. get a life then rather type that if you see anything about new moon again your gunna punch a babyy.. forreal get a damn life