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  • Submitted by jenpearce on Jun 25, 10 at 10:03am

    Douchecanoe!!! Lmfao that's hilarious!!!

  • Submitted by 51sports on Jun 25, 10 at 9:48am

    Yes, because God gives you everything you want...what a douchecanoe.

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    Submitted by PotLovingMF on Jun 25, 10 at 1:29pm

    I don't believe in god, but douchecanoe is a TOTAL win hahahahahaha there is nothing wrong with christians as long as they don't try and shove it in your face, and thats the exact same with atheist, I would rather hang out with a cool christian than one of those attention depriving atheist that which alls they talk about is atheism :)

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    Submitted by BaldJ on Jun 25, 10 at 4:32pm

    Maybe God is telling you that you're a fucking fat ass!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 10 at 12:15am

    Us athiests have to stick together

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    Submitted by Five8Six_TWiP on Jun 26, 10 at 10:36am

    I have a very good knowledge of the bible, he's not real. Watch Religulous by Bill Maher. He's a crazy fucker but he knows what he's talking about.

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    Submitted by la_maldita97 on Jun 26, 10 at 2:01am

    Oh dang marsho, I was hoping you would tell the "first" douchebag to die in a fire. They always make me lol more than the texts do.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 10 at 4:08am

    The bible is your own religous book that you choose to read. Not the rest of the world's u ignorant fool. Its as universal as all the other 1000a of different religious scriptures that each religion swears by.

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    Submitted by underagehangover on Jun 25, 10 at 11:08pm

    god also gave you those thighs you carry around.

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    Submitted by maxzilla1 on Jun 26, 10 at 8:49pm

    Even as a Christian, I find this funny

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    Submitted by Dan_Obrien on Jun 25, 10 at 9:33am

    :)

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    Submitted by Reges on Jun 25, 10 at 10:48pm

    Unfortunately, God is the fattest lie ever created.

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    Submitted by blite on Jun 25, 10 at 2:53pm

    U need an easy button!!! Bahahah

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    Submitted by simosez88 on Jun 25, 10 at 10:42am

    You know I think the same damn thing sometime but then I remember you can always get a credit card and get even more in debt but hell were all gonna die anyhow

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    Submitted by noah13 on Jun 26, 10 at 2:25am

    I'm wondering how people know without a doubt God doesn't exist without knowing anything about the bible.....don't be ignorant assholes

  • Submitted by asluvaa on Jun 25, 10 at 9:24am

    I am firstttt

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    Submitted by rawker617 on Jun 25, 10 at 1:00pm

    Thank you for saying it for me sports but...douchecanoe? Total win.

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    Submitted by Journeyman on Jun 4, 11 at 5:52pm

    Logic fail.