If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
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Douchecanoe!!! Lmfao that's hilarious!!!
Yes, because God gives you everything you want...what a douchecanoe.
I don't believe in god, but douchecanoe is a TOTAL win hahahahahaha there is nothing wrong with christians as long as they don't try and shove it in your face, and thats the exact same with atheist, I would rather hang out with a cool christian than one of those attention depriving atheist that which alls they talk about is atheism :)
Us athiests have to stick together
The bible is your own religous book that you choose to read. Not the rest of the world's u ignorant fool. Its as universal as all the other 1000a of different religious scriptures that each religion swears by.
Maybe God is telling you that you're a fucking fat ass!
I have a very good knowledge of the bible, he's not real. Watch Religulous by Bill Maher. He's a crazy fucker but he knows what he's talking about.
Oh dang marsho, I was hoping you would tell the "first" douchebag to die in a fire. They always make me lol more than the texts do.
god also gave you those thighs you carry around.
Unfortunately, God is the fattest lie ever created.
I'm wondering how people know without a doubt God doesn't exist without knowing anything about the bible.....don't be ignorant assholes
U need an easy button!!! Bahahah
Even as a Christian, I find this funny
Thank you for saying it for me sports but...douchecanoe? Total win.
You know I think the same damn thing sometime but then I remember you can always get a credit card and get even more in debt but hell were all gonna die anyhow
I am firstttt