Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
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It's a television exercise product, it strangely mimics the act of giving a handjob. They just released a male counterpart too. Anyways, I had this happen once. I told the girl I had to leave, before I could be damaged further. She attempted to seduce me by continuing and asking "Are you sure?" And I had never been more sure of anything ever. Thanks again Laura.
Apparently the site admins finally saw the 3 month old ad for the shake weight, and are now going to run it into the ground. Here's an idea, tfln, how about some user content?
2 shake weight texts in two days? Wonder what the tards running this site like...
Poor panhandle....kids don't even know how to give proper HJ's these days. This is what happens when the govt makes health education an option...brutal
Why the fuck can't my area code produce one good tfln? One stupid text after another.
Submit one, then, asshole.
okay TOO MANY TEXTS about the freakin shake weight.
an indian burn involves like twisting in opposite directions whereas a shake weight is up and down... how are the two related at all?
Who mediates this shit for real !! I paid to moderate and they are the same texts over and over .. And on the site is crap repeat shit like this
Hah!! Two ripped off texts in one! I love this!
ryno, you just made yourself sound bad in bed... just sayin...
In soviet Russia, we kill you.
Fake is the orgasm i gave your mom last night...
Sometimes, when im lonely...i give myself indian burns
In Australia we call it a chinese burn haha.
We've done BOTH of these jokes before.
What is a shake weight and why have I now heard it twice in the last few days??
Three way tie
And then snowboat comes in way outta left field...
I mean, think about it, dawg, the real story of Pocahontas is about a bunch of white boys who come to my land, bribe the corrupt indian chief, kill off all the warriors and fuck the indian princess silly.
Lol, that's the first time i've ever heard that!
Didn't we do this joke already?
I'm first bitches
Waaaaait what's the male counterpart of shake weight? ;);) valentines day is comin up soon lol