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  • Submitted by An0n on Jul 2, 10 at 5:25pm

    It's a television exercise product, it strangely mimics the act of giving a handjob. They just released a male counterpart too. Anyways, I had this happen once. I told the girl I had to leave, before I could be damaged further. She attempted to seduce me by continuing and asking "Are you sure?" And I had never been more sure of anything ever. Thanks again Laura.

  • Submitted by Ninjastyle on Jul 2, 10 at 5:24pm

    Apparently the site admins finally saw the 3 month old ad for the shake weight, and are now going to run it into the ground. Here's an idea, tfln, how about some user content?

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    Submitted by lockdown23 on Jul 2, 10 at 5:06pm

    2 shake weight texts in two days? Wonder what the tards running this site like...

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    Submitted by youngembs69 on Jul 2, 10 at 7:19pm

    an indian burn involves like twisting in opposite directions whereas a shake weight is up and down... how are the two related at all?

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    Submitted by mycoolname on Jul 2, 10 at 6:34pm

    Why the fuck can't my area code produce one good tfln? One stupid text after another.

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    Submitted by cinnamon12 on Jul 2, 10 at 5:30pm

    Sometimes, when im lonely...i give myself indian burns

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    Submitted by thejewfox on Jul 3, 10 at 9:48am

    ummmm, ow?

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    Submitted by PhoebeMichelle on Jul 2, 10 at 6:12pm

    Poor panhandle....kids don't even know how to give proper HJ's these days. This is what happens when the govt makes health education an option...brutal

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    Submitted by bandgeek11 on Jul 2, 10 at 6:08pm

    okay TOO MANY TEXTS about the freakin shake weight.

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    Submitted by hockeybabe on Jul 3, 10 at 2:40am

    Who mediates this shit for real !! I paid to moderate and they are the same texts over and over .. And on the site is crap repeat shit like this

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    Submitted by jbubbya on Jul 3, 10 at 8:13am

    And then snowboat comes in way outta left field...

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    Submitted by texter101 on Jul 2, 10 at 7:33pm

    ryno, you just made yourself sound bad in bed... just sayin...

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    Submitted by sovietalias on Jul 2, 10 at 6:46pm

    In soviet Russia, we kill you.

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    Submitted by pichu180 on Jul 2, 10 at 6:26pm

    Hah!! Two ripped off texts in one! I love this!

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    Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 3, 10 at 12:37am

    We've done BOTH of these jokes before.

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    Submitted by shushamunga on Jul 2, 10 at 5:11pm

    What is a shake weight and why have I now heard it twice in the last few days??

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    Submitted by aznrwer on Jul 2, 10 at 5:08pm

    Three way tie

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    Submitted by snowboat on Jul 3, 10 at 12:43am

    I mean, think about it, dawg, the real story of Pocahontas is about a bunch of white boys who come to my land, bribe the corrupt indian chief, kill off all the warriors and fuck the indian princess silly.

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    Submitted by ryno24 on Jul 2, 10 at 7:18pm

    Fake is the orgasm i gave your mom last night...

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    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 10, 12 at 12:42am

    In Australia we call it a chinese burn haha.

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    Submitted by aznrwer on Jul 2, 10 at 5:06pm

    Lol, that's the first time i've ever heard that!

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    Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 3, 10 at 12:29am

    Didn't we do this joke already?

  • Submitted by Soviet_Russiaa on Jul 2, 10 at 5:06pm

    I'm first bitches

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    Submitted by kibbz on Jan 15, 11 at 10:49pm

    Waaaaait what's the male counterpart of shake weight? ;);) valentines day is comin up soon lol

  • Submitted by blender on Jul 2, 10 at 5:06pm

    FIRST!!!