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  • It's a television exercise product, it strangely mimics the act of giving a handjob. They just released a male counterpart too. Anyways, I had this happen once. I told the girl I had to leave, before I could be damaged further. She attempted to seduce me by continuing and asking "Are you sure?" And I had never been more sure of anything ever. Thanks again Laura.

    Submitted by An0n on Jul 2, 10 at 5:25pm
  • Apparently the site admins finally saw the 3 month old ad for the shake weight, and are now going to run it into the ground. Here's an idea, tfln, how about some user content?

    Submitted by Ninjastyle on Jul 2, 10 at 5:24pm
  • 2 shake weight texts in two days? Wonder what the tards running this site like...

    Submitted by lockdown23 on Jul 2, 10 at 5:06pm
  • Poor panhandle....kids don't even know how to give proper HJ's these days. This is what happens when the govt makes health education an option...brutal

    Submitted by PhoebeMichelle on Jul 2, 10 at 6:12pm
  • okay TOO MANY TEXTS about the freakin shake weight.

    Submitted by bandgeek11 on Jul 2, 10 at 6:08pm
  • Why the fuck can't my area code produce one good tfln? One stupid text after another.

    Submitted by mycoolname on Jul 2, 10 at 6:34pm
  • Who mediates this shit for real !! I paid to moderate and they are the same texts over and over .. And on the site is crap repeat shit like this

    Submitted by hockeybabe on Jul 3, 10 at 2:40am
  • an indian burn involves like twisting in opposite directions whereas a shake weight is up and down... how are the two related at all?

    Submitted by youngembs69 on Jul 2, 10 at 7:19pm
  • ummmm, ow?

    Submitted by thejewfox on Jul 3, 10 at 9:48am
  • Hah!! Two ripped off texts in one! I love this!

    Submitted by pichu180 on Jul 2, 10 at 6:26pm
  • ryno, you just made yourself sound bad in bed... just sayin...

    Submitted by texter101 on Jul 2, 10 at 7:33pm
  • In soviet Russia, we kill you.

    Submitted by sovietalias on Jul 2, 10 at 6:46pm
  • Sometimes, when im lonely...i give myself indian burns

    Submitted by cinnamon12 on Jul 2, 10 at 5:30pm
  • We've done BOTH of these jokes before.

    Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 3, 10 at 12:37am
  • Fake is the orgasm i gave your mom last night...

    Submitted by ryno24 on Jul 2, 10 at 7:18pm
  • In Australia we call it a chinese burn haha.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 10, 12 at 12:42am
  • What is a shake weight and why have I now heard it twice in the last few days??

    Submitted by shushamunga on Jul 2, 10 at 5:11pm
  • Three way tie

    Submitted by aznrwer on Jul 2, 10 at 5:08pm
  • And then snowboat comes in way outta left field...

    Submitted by jbubbya on Jul 3, 10 at 8:13am
  • I mean, think about it, dawg, the real story of Pocahontas is about a bunch of white boys who come to my land, bribe the corrupt indian chief, kill off all the warriors and fuck the indian princess silly.

    Submitted by snowboat on Jul 3, 10 at 12:43am
  • Lol, that's the first time i've ever heard that!

    Submitted by aznrwer on Jul 2, 10 at 5:06pm
  • Didn't we do this joke already?

    Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 3, 10 at 12:29am
  • I'm first bitches

    Submitted by Soviet_Russiaa on Jul 2, 10 at 5:06pm
  • FIRST!!!

    Submitted by blender on Jul 2, 10 at 5:06pm
  • Waaaaait what's the male counterpart of shake weight? ;);) valentines day is comin up soon lol

    Submitted by kibbz on Jan 15, 11 at 10:49pm
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