I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
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Give it back to your sister.
Someones been beating around the bush.
flick it off thenn..
Surprise! It's called sex!
It was mine. Don't you remember playing "Whose Pube?" last night?
This may be a long shot buuuut, do u like your girls scruffy?
Chewbacca. That is all.
How can you not know who's it was and/or why it's not yours?
Ha there would be 69 liked
Possibility: he only has sex with hairless chicks, so he assumes it must be another guy, and this is disturbing for him. Boring text; this guy is a pussy.
Lol that was so funny
Maybe it was a different color, that's how you can tell.
How does he know it's not his? \nDid he inspect it?
I was wondering that too.
maybe a different color? haha ginger maybe
Cool story bro.
What's the problem with that?
Maybe you should give my mom a break.
And your point is?
Probably an anal hair!
Ahh, Chewbacca. Got to love the Chewbacca line from southpark. lol
Hat an accomplishment! You should put that on your job applications! Claps for you my friend, you are a true hero
Brlooooooooooorch. Sry, just had a case of I don't wanna know. Ps. Woopdie doo, who gives a shit. PPS. Give it back.
Might be time to shave buddy
Lmao @ squibkick
soooo, i have to ask...did you count all your pubes? i mean, you could have just found that missing one that wandered off earlier...
How could u tell, was it from a firecrotch?
I'm sure your sister doesn't want it back just get rid of it
this is a boring text. who voted for this?
Give it back to ur mom
It's all downhill from here.
And you're checking why?..
That's what you get for docking
are you sure it wasnt from someones butt cheecks?
That's so dumb. Like who the hell would text that to someone. \nUuhm no one.
Someone is a homosexual.
You know that women have pubic hair too, right?
Whaaat, you didn't know that body hair is inherently masculine?