my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
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Tell mom it's not degrading if both parties do it. \n\nOh and I bet dad is getting it from somewhere, don't worry about him.
She probably meant just getting used by 10 guys a week is degrading. But you knew that, cause youre smart.
Sounds like your mammy is a 'missionary in the dark' kinda gal.
Talk about corrupting the youth!
My question would, "how does mom know that flavored lube is used for giving head?" She just doesn't want her little girl to be known as a cockslut.
What else would someone use FLAVORED lube for?
doesn't the fact that she owns flavored lube already make it too late for that?
But did she say that she didn't like being degraded by your dad? I THINK NOT!!
Bahahaha lmfao!!! This could be a guy or chick saying this! The guy would def know what his dad is missing out on but most guys don't say 'omg' so this has to be one hilarious chick!!
ladies usually know that a blowjob feels good because guys get weak kneed if its offered. and i agree with the 'omg' its probably a very funny girl.
How does she feel about you taking it up the ass before going ATM??
uour mom sucks
no, she doesn't, and that IS the problem...
Hahahahahaha her dad needs to post that on FML!!!
This just soo doesn't sound right...
I felt it was degrading too, before my first girlfriend convinced me it was ok if the girl wanted too. We sure get messed up by our parents.
Bahahaha! Aweeeeeee poor guy :(
yous a hoe
This is kinda creepy
If I say ur mom sucks... It actuly means she dosnt.. Hmmmmm
Don't keep flavored lube in the damn basement.
7.04, and I'm just taking a wild guess here, but she knows it's for giving head.....because it's flavoured.
Its an important and vital part of marriage
Help out your dad! Incest is wincest!
i get it. haha.
Well, it is Georgia.
Why in God's name do you need lube to give head - flavored or otherwise? If you do it right, no lube is needed and, frankly, if you need to disguise the taste, either find a new man or stop giving head altogether.