Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
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How are you so sure it's not? Are you some kind of cum connoisseur?
A cummoisseur, if you will?
babies love unicorn sweat... they hate semen
It is a terrible crime to make a unicorn sweat. Drinking the sweat of a unicorn will keep you alive even if you are an inch from death. But at a terrible price.
Wisconsin ppls now how to party !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
These threads used to be somewhat entertaining...but people like "big tone", "quiet guy" and the fuck wad "you're" guy...it is no longer tolerable...thanks for ruining a good thing you fuckers!!
Did someone just say they want to have a civilized conversation in a topic that refers to semen as unicorn sweat. I'm sorry for ruining your discussions on the stock market, politics, Faulkner, and Baby Batter.
^Actually, good point. It would have involved a few guys and probably a funnel of some sort.... thats fuckin disgusting!
Even tho baby food jars are small, splooge is smaller for sure
And just how did you find out it was semen?
7:08- 52 year old dude and i watch it every night! keep it classy NH!
That's a lot of jizz
Mmm... Unicorn sweat is the shit
I want that on a shirt, "Could we please just have a civilized conversation about semen and unicorn sweat for once?"
*runs off to the printers...
hahahaha splooge hahahaha
it used to be fun to read now people just attack each other and it has nothing to do with the original post
12:48 I agree the idiots have taken over and ruined this place
I wanna kno how the fuck they knew it was semen?
Better than anal juice
Use it for cinnamon rolls in the morning.
Yeah Wisconsin is keeping it bangin'.
You're ruining a good thing
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Greattest quote over
Fake as ur mom's new tits
Care to explain to me HOW one would go about filling an entire babyfood jar in the first place??
only in wisco....
Well....... Isn't It?!?
Thank you 1:06...I'm sure we're not the only ones.
Magical unicorn mayonnaise!
People realize it's sweat, like perspiration, correct?
Charlie clearly went to Candy Mountain last night and left you a sweat treat!
Talk about a euphemism! My 'unicorn' 'sweats' a lot!
Wish I'd been at that party.
I could easily kick your ass...
Lol magically delicious
Ahaha this is so funny. And what's splooge? Is it the same thing as cum?
id love to hear the explanation
You're a sweat treat
Fuck you Mother Fucker....I wish i could reach through the monitor and smack the living shit out of you....now go fuck off!
My shampoo looks like my boyfriend's cum.
I wonder if there was a jar full of semen from different ppl if some girl stuck some in her vagina if her baby would be some chimera creature
I would hate to be the baby whose food jar that it.
No one likes you loser!
Does anyone know how to save a TFLN text into ur favorites? I'm stumped. :(
You're Unicorn Sweat!
Care to explain to me how you know it's cum?
Care to explain how you know it's semen?
You're disgustingly long
I had a roommate in college who saved his jack-off spooge in a soup can on his night stand. We got his nasty ass kicked out of the dorms after a disgustingly long two weeks.
Sounds like a good night to me...and i would like to know the answers to the questions...
Acid trip for the win?
Wait... FULL of semen? Jesus.
Bahahahahaha! Hilarious. Unicorn sweat....that'll have me chuckling for the rest of the day.
Haha been there a time or two
Hell yeah milwaukee!! Lol robot chicken ftw XD
I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me
......You're an asshole.
I have civilized conversations about unicorn sweat all the time.
Way to go Kenosha wi!!!!!
probably need a peter north cumshot to fill that puppy
Haven't you seen the movie Twins?
9:20 you're my hero
I think that's blood.
I wish it were that easy....
yeah...how about we just ignore the idiots and just have a normal civilized conversation?