Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
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How are you so sure it's not? Are you some kind of cum connoisseur?
A cummoisseur, if you will?
babies love unicorn sweat... they hate semen
Wisconsin ppls now how to party !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is a terrible crime to make a unicorn sweat. Drinking the sweat of a unicorn will keep you alive even if you are an inch from death. But at a terrible price.
These threads used to be somewhat entertaining...but people like "big tone", "quiet guy" and the fuck wad "you're" guy...it is no longer tolerable...thanks for ruining a good thing you fuckers!!
7:08- 52 year old dude and i watch it every night! keep it classy NH!
^Actually, good point. It would have involved a few guys and probably a funnel of some sort.... thats fuckin disgusting!
Even tho baby food jars are small, splooge is smaller for sure
And just how did you find out it was semen?
Mmm... Unicorn sweat is the shit
Did someone just say they want to have a civilized conversation in a topic that refers to semen as unicorn sweat. I'm sorry for ruining your discussions on the stock market, politics, Faulkner, and Baby Batter.
That's a lot of jizz
Better than anal juice
it used to be fun to read now people just attack each other and it has nothing to do with the original post
I wanna kno how the fuck they knew it was semen?
hahahaha splooge hahahaha
I want that on a shirt, "Could we please just have a civilized conversation about semen and unicorn sweat for once?"
*runs off to the printers...
Yeah Wisconsin is keeping it bangin'.
You're ruining a good thing
Use it for cinnamon rolls in the morning.
12:48 I agree the idiots have taken over and ruined this place
Hit share at the top right after u click it. Gives u options.
Care to explain to me HOW one would go about filling an entire babyfood jar in the first place??
only in wisco....
Magical unicorn mayonnaise!
Charlie clearly went to Candy Mountain last night and left you a sweat treat!
Thank you 1:06...I'm sure we're not the only ones.
Wish I'd been at that party.
Well....... Isn't It?!?
Greattest quote over
Talk about a euphemism! My 'unicorn' 'sweats' a lot!
Ahaha this is so funny. And what's splooge? Is it the same thing as cum?
Fake as ur mom's new tits
You're a sweat treat
I could easily kick your ass...
Lol magically delicious
People realize it's sweat, like perspiration, correct?
I wonder if there was a jar full of semen from different ppl if some girl stuck some in her vagina if her baby would be some chimera creature
id love to hear the explanation
No one likes you loser!
I would hate to be the baby whose food jar that it.
My shampoo looks like my boyfriend's cum.
I had a roommate in college who saved his jack-off spooge in a soup can on his night stand. We got his nasty ass kicked out of the dorms after a disgustingly long two weeks.
You're Unicorn Sweat!
Haha been there a time or two
Does anyone know how to save a TFLN text into ur favorites? I'm stumped. :(
Sounds like a good night to me...and i would like to know the answers to the questions...
Wait... FULL of semen? Jesus.
Care to explain how you know it's semen?
Bahahahahaha! Hilarious. Unicorn sweat....that'll have me chuckling for the rest of the day.
You're disgustingly long
Care to explain to me how you know it's cum?
Fuck you Mother Fucker....I wish i could reach through the monitor and smack the living shit out of you....now go fuck off!
Acid trip for the win?
I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me
Hell yeah milwaukee!! Lol robot chicken ftw XD
I think that's blood.
......You're an asshole.
Haven't you seen the movie Twins?
I have civilized conversations about unicorn sweat all the time.
Way to go Kenosha wi!!!!!
probably need a peter north cumshot to fill that puppy
yeah...how about we just ignore the idiots and just have a normal civilized conversation?
I wish it were that easy....
9:20 you're my hero