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  • 59 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:47am

    Get me some soup! What kind?

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:02am

    Stop fucking donovan mcnabb

  • 57 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 5:04pm

    I just ate myself out. -Taylor Swift

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:15pm

    12:39 ftw. Family guy ftw.

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 4:44am

    Hahshaha 8:30 just made me laugh so hard. My husband always says the wierdest shit in his sleep.

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 8:49pm

    ollie is my favorite character on that show. I'M AT THE WRONG AIRPORT!

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:18pm

    I know a dude who answers questions in his sleep. You can ask him whatever you want, he'll answer. With a real answer. You can ask him the same question when he's awake and he'll give you the same answer.

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 12:00pm

    I agree, pry peanut butter. I had a bf who ordered a rib platter in his sleep once.

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:19am

    8:30 - i would too because that shit's great

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 5:30pm

    probably while having a wet dream about you.

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:30pm

    Because you are sensitive to this, you mist be chunky. So he is obviosuly refering to you.

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 12:39pm

    IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS! Have an umbrella? HAD ONE! Where is it? INSIDE OUT TWO MILES AWAY! Anything we can do for you Ollie? BRING ME SOME SOUP! What kind? CHUNKY!!

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:25pm

    This shit made me lol

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 12:32pm

    Idk why I found this so hilarious, but I did.

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 12:10pm

    He was prob talking about his gf with his friends. She might have a chunky pussy. Or he likes chunky chips ahoy better than regular or chewy. Do you know what I am saying? (butters)

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:52am

    People who type first have literally no life. Don't get defensive, cuz I'm not offended. You're just such a plug. You sit around, refreshing, for new entries to pop up. It's Saturday morning for fucks sake. Go drink a pepsi and jerk off.

  • 47 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 12:05pm

    I agree with 11:47, definitely his impression of Ollie Williams

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:47pm

    I lol'ed. This is pretty fucking awesome.

  • 47 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 3:50am

    To all you people who think its the Ollie Williams quote...you are correct (I submitted this). Some of my friends and I always yell Chunky at parties...its a long story.

  • 36 53
    Submitted by R3X on Jul 13, 10 at 10:52pm

    WHO WANNA BUY THIS DOG  Hahahahah Ollie is the SHIT

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:30pm

    When I was in a dorm, my roommate once said "Just punch shit, it's what I do" in his sleep. I had to leave the room laughing.

  • 44 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 6:30pm

    Wow he said "Chunky" big deal!!! Get a life bitch!

  • 41 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:58am

    Oh my god this is sooooooooooooo stupid..

  • 41 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:05pm

    Thanks 10:19; the funny thing was, at the time, I was researching something and I was getting frustrated because I couldn't find what I was looking for, so he said that in his sleep, then I had to leave the room so I didn't wake him.

  • 43 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:02pm

    Mufucka dis shit funny

  • 36 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:57am

    You sound offended. Haha

  • 38 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:21pm

    Technically it's l'edol Not lol'd because that would mean laughed out louded.