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  • It helps if they are old enough to drive

    Submitted by Michguy on Jun 28, 10 at 10:19pm
  • how bout we set those standards a littttlllleee higher...

    Submitted by BlackSheepParty on Jun 28, 10 at 10:35pm
  • I think you need to find some different booty calls if none of the ones you have can get themselves anywhere without public transport.

    Submitted by ButteredToast on Jun 28, 10 at 10:08pm
  • I know exactly what part of Columbus this is. My town. wow lol

    Submitted by xcalipoppychildx on Jul 1, 10 at 11:45pm
  • Cota blows

    Submitted by wbbarnett on Jun 28, 10 at 10:33pm
  • Okay, so they don't have cars... Why don't YOU have a car?

    Submitted by prophetchuck on Jun 29, 10 at 9:58am
  • This first shit is the just about the lost pathetic trend iv seen in my life

    Submitted by iski on Jun 28, 10 at 10:05pm
  • Have her mom drop her off after school. Problem solved.

    Submitted by tjnation on Jun 29, 10 at 8:43am
  • Too sad and pathetic for pretzels

    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 28, 10 at 10:07pm
  • FAIL on your Part!!!!!

    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jun 29, 10 at 11:35am
  • Sounds like we have a cradle robber here...

    Submitted by lh1220 on Jun 29, 10 at 3:04am
  • Haahahahahahaha

    Submitted by jenjendenise on Jun 30, 10 at 3:54am
  • High school usually let's out at 2:30pm.

    Submitted by SippinSally on Jun 29, 10 at 12:29am
  • @SippinSally auctually it gets out @ 2:17.... No later than that or sometimes ealier

    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jun 29, 10 at 11:36am
  • Tell them motherfuckers to take a cab

    Submitted by MrWatts82 on Jun 28, 10 at 10:08pm
    • But then you run into the dilemma of them asking you to pay for the cab (or at least part) and then you find yourself basically paying for sex...

      Submitted by skootles on Jun 28, 10 at 10:15pm
  • My school is out at 3:10

    Submitted by cheezit567 on Jun 29, 10 at 1:15pm
  • Haha. My dad works for COTA. I'll put in a good word for u

    Submitted by bamula2 on Jun 29, 10 at 6:00pm
  • Time upgrade the booty...

    Submitted by mybizzy on Jun 30, 10 at 9:24pm
  • Remember, 15 will get you 20. Why Not just wrap a plastic bag around a bead spring, then squirt some lube in there and go to town? It'll keep you from recieving a hot beef injection from a guy named bambi in prison.

    Submitted by destructo on Jun 30, 10 at 2:25am
  • That's what happens when you talk on myspace with 14 year olds.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 10 at 12:20am
  • I remember my under-aged fetish days.

    Submitted by JewHater on Jun 29, 10 at 2:50am
  • In soviet Russia we have no buses

    Submitted by feetspace on Jun 28, 10 at 11:22pm
  • That blows. Then they want to stay after sex... That's ok also as long as they make the bed when they leave and are gone b4 u get home from work.

    Submitted by enjoy420 on Jun 29, 10 at 2:06pm
  • In soviet Russia I kill you for sexing my sister. Shame!

    Submitted by sovietalias on Jun 28, 10 at 11:51pm
  • petitioning is a great idea.. or just upgrade your standards for booty calls?!

    Submitted by jaynebabyyy on Jun 29, 10 at 10:30am