You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • 106 28
    Submitted by Michguy on Jun 28, 10 at 10:19pm
    Reply Report

    It helps if they are old enough to drive

    • 25 35
      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jun 29, 10 at 12:41am
      Reply Report

      or out of high school entirely... haha

  • 74 33
    Submitted by BlackSheepParty on Jun 28, 10 at 10:35pm
    Reply Report

    how bout we set those standards a littttlllleee higher...

  • 56 34
    Submitted by ButteredToast on Jun 28, 10 at 10:08pm
    Reply Report

    I think you need to find some different booty calls if none of the ones you have can get themselves anywhere without public transport.

  • 36 25
    Submitted by tjnation on Jun 29, 10 at 8:43am
    Reply Report

    Have her mom drop her off after school. Problem solved.

  • 42 37
    Submitted by MrWatts82 on Jun 28, 10 at 10:08pm
    Reply Report

    Tell them motherfuckers to take a cab

    • 30 26
      Submitted by skootles on Jun 28, 10 at 10:15pm
      Reply Report

      But then you run into the dilemma of them asking you to pay for the cab (or at least part) and then you find yourself basically paying for sex...

  • 43 39
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 28, 10 at 10:07pm
    Reply Report

    Too sad and pathetic for pretzels

  • 39 35
    Submitted by wbbarnett on Jun 28, 10 at 10:33pm
    Reply Report

    Cota blows

  • 32 23
    Submitted by jenjendenise on Jun 30, 10 at 3:54am
    Reply Report

    Haahahahahahaha

  • 35 30
    Submitted by lh1220 on Jun 29, 10 at 3:04am
    Reply Report

    Sounds like we have a cradle robber here...

  • 34 30
    Submitted by prophetchuck on Jun 29, 10 at 9:58am
    Reply Report

    Okay, so they don't have cars... Why don't YOU have a car?

  • 28 20
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jun 29, 10 at 11:36am
    Reply Report

    @SippinSally auctually it gets out @ 2:17.... No later than that or sometimes ealier

  • 32 34
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jun 29, 10 at 11:35am
    Reply Report

    FAIL on your Part!!!!!

  • 30 30
    Submitted by SippinSally on Jun 29, 10 at 12:29am
    Reply Report

    High school usually let's out at 2:30pm.

  • 37 45
    Submitted by iski on Jun 28, 10 at 10:05pm
    Reply Report

    This first shit is the just about the lost pathetic trend iv seen in my life

  • 31 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 10 at 12:20am
    Reply Report

    That's what happens when you talk on myspace with 14 year olds.

  • 23 21
    Submitted by xcalipoppychildx on Jul 1, 10 at 11:45pm
    Reply Report

    I know exactly what part of Columbus this is. My town. wow lol

  • 26 29
    Submitted by bamula2 on Jun 29, 10 at 6:00pm
    Reply Report

    Haha. My dad works for COTA. I'll put in a good word for u

  • 22 22
    Submitted by destructo on Jun 30, 10 at 2:25am
    Reply Report

    Remember, 15 will get you 20. Why Not just wrap a plastic bag around a bead spring, then squirt some lube in there and go to town? It'll keep you from recieving a hot beef injection from a guy named bambi in prison.

  • 22 23
    Submitted by cheezit567 on Jun 29, 10 at 1:15pm
    Reply Report

    My school is out at 3:10

  • 24 30
    Submitted by enjoy420 on Jun 29, 10 at 2:06pm
    Reply Report

    That blows. Then they want to stay after sex... That's ok also as long as they make the bed when they leave and are gone b4 u get home from work.

  • 23 30
    Submitted by JewHater on Jun 29, 10 at 2:50am
    Reply Report

    I remember my under-aged fetish days.

  • 15 18
    Submitted by mybizzy on Jun 30, 10 at 9:24pm
    Reply Report

    Time upgrade the booty...

  • 25 46
    Submitted by feetspace on Jun 28, 10 at 11:22pm
    Reply Report

    In soviet Russia we have no buses

  • 15 33
    Submitted by jaynebabyyy on Jun 29, 10 at 10:30am
    Reply Report

    petitioning is a great idea.. or just upgrade your standards for booty calls?!

  • 18 43
    Submitted by sovietalias on Jun 28, 10 at 11:51pm
    Reply Report

    In soviet Russia I kill you for sexing my sister. Shame!

Cracked IndieClick Humor