My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
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oh wait.. 9/11 thats ironic
Is your boss Michael Scott?
My boss cock-blocked me once, but that's because I was dating her daughter.
Aww, what a swell guy. Looking out for his employees and such.
10 53: weed is superior to beer, but weed is more superior to piss.
are very fashionable
yea so linen shorts are hot whatever....
that's awful but at least he was honest about it, got to respect that. i hate it when people don't realize they cockblocked...or better yet they were helping
racists are full of fail. don't air out your obvious ignorance and insecurity, it's 2009.
I am one of the thin girls who prefers modesty.
thanks for pointing it out before I could.
114 does it make them right to do it?
I'm wondering when you all are gonna realize that the trolls only want reactions and you're giving them just what they want.
11:11 I can't understand why it's being acknowledged in the first place.
weed is so goddamn expensive.
your mothers a whore
"You just cock blocked McLovin!"
"I'm sorry I blocked your cock."
You want to know why african american people get better oppertunity in this country? it is because you make it harder for them to live well, therefore african american people need an equalizer.
i slept with my boss. so not really a cockblock situation. more just sex.
actual line: "I didn't realize that you were trying to...what is it you kids are calling it these days? Bust a move with him?"
I may fuck dudes but at least I am white and they are all white
unrelated 5.59/6.09, grow up.
sounds like a good boss...
11:11 thank god someone finally said it in a somewhat eloquent manner. i just can't understand such a prejudice.
my boss cock blocks me all the time, but then he calls me into his office and offers me his.. so it all works out
i wanna know how we got off the topic of linen shorts....
11:43 is a dillhole.
my boss checked out my ass today and i caught him staring. awkward as fuck.
STOP HAVING FUCKING UNKNOWN ERRORS!!!!
Huzzah! Kick him in the shins!
5:59, 6:02, 6:09, 6:34, 6:35, 6:46, 6:49, 6:59:
go fuck yourself. you ruin interesting conversations. clearly all these are the same person. prob some uneducated fat white chick on a bad K-hole trip.
on the other hand...
the boss is an asshole. go sleep with his wife.
118 appeasement doesn't work
Anyway! I'm pretty sure that TFLN management= Fail.
10:30: you are MORE inferior to them? Learn how to speak MORE better jackass.
I've never had a boss cock block.....on purpose or by accident. They always encourage our grossest patients to hit on us!!! yeah, they think that's funny!!
@10:09 Plenty of thin girls wear one pieces. Some of us prefer modesty.
haha great boss. agreed it sounds like a michael scott thing to do. after he actually realizes he cockblocked you in the first place. hey, at least he apologized. about time we're back to some funny texts around here haha
well then you are certinaly more inferior to them.
@12:48 i agree heartily
and i like to wear them on the weekends
maybe this boss was being sarcastic and the person was in trouble for standing around talking to a female (or male, whatever) or something and the boss was all, "yeah soooo sorry for cockblocking you when you're on my time!" not sayin' that's how it went down, i hope the employee didn't get in trouble, i'm just sayin' we never really know what it's about.
the racist posts aren't funny. you're damn lucky these are anonymous.
professionalism at its best...
Bears hate America!!!
This WAS a funny text until I read the replies...
To the racist fucks- Lives... get them...
you white trash piece of shit
little shits like youd dont deserve to live, you fucker
Honestly, american apparel? who, under 300 lbs, wears a one peice swimsuit anymore?
10:57: It's not luck. He'd never post something like that if they weren't anonymous. Therefore, he's just a coward. An ignorant, short-sighted, small-minded coward living a sad little hate-filled existence. Hopefully whoever moderates or operates this site will figure out who's doing it and ban their IP so we don't have to deal with the nonsense and hate.
Don't respond to the trolls. They only post to get a reaction, so by freaking out on them you are giving them exactly what they want.
what a stupid fucking joke. loser.
and haha, I think your boss sounds like someone who would lead to many great stories.
1:18 Is it gunna make them stop if you keep doing it?
I think they should make profiles so no one would have to read as much of this racist shit as we do.
11:11 getting upset helps people to behave. No, it really does because clearly they don't want to upset anyone. Moron.