theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
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Could be a dude letting the vacuum literally suck him off.
even a tough job for a Dyson....
That's an unusual nickname for your vag.
bettah cross yer fingers or in 9 months you gonna have a bunch a lil vacuums runnin round
"dont bother me while I'm cleaning my room"
That's because u cleaned up after a firsty club meeting
Why don't u ask him if u can start sucking him off more often?
I think the op is a guy using it to get off.
At least its not in your stomach
Ewwwwwh!!! WTF!? Looks like all the skanks came out to play this weekend...!
Our band had a vaccum just for semen. I named it the groupie back vaccum!
that's why you swallow
I hope y'all choke on those pretzels.
In soviet Russia, there are so many vacuum cleaners in your seamen... Just kidding, I would rather stick to pretzels!
In Soviet Russia pretzels eat Firsty!
So that's what u call yours! Nice to know...
Pull it out your ass then
I love the soviet Russia AND pretzels!!! Now where the fuck is KeithStone????!!!!!!
So your vag just sucks up any loose objects nearby? "My vacuum crapped out, can I borrow your vag?"
Could start ur own sperm bank
Hope it a wet vac ... Pretzels!!!!
These pretzels are making me Firsty!