theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
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Could be a dude letting the vacuum literally suck him off.
even a tough job for a Dyson....
That's an unusual nickname for your vag.
bettah cross yer fingers or in 9 months you gonna have a bunch a lil vacuums runnin round
"dont bother me while I'm cleaning my room"
That's because u cleaned up after a firsty club meeting
Why don't u ask him if u can start sucking him off more often?
I think the op is a guy using it to get off.
At least its not in your stomach
Ewwwwwh!!! WTF!? Looks like all the skanks came out to play this weekend...!
that's why you swallow
Our band had a vaccum just for semen. I named it the groupie back vaccum!
I hope y'all choke on those pretzels.
In soviet Russia, there are so many vacuum cleaners in your seamen... Just kidding, I would rather stick to pretzels!
So that's what u call yours! Nice to know...
In Soviet Russia pretzels eat Firsty!
I love the soviet Russia AND pretzels!!! Now where the fuck is KeithStone????!!!!!!
So your vag just sucks up any loose objects nearby? "My vacuum crapped out, can I borrow your vag?"
Pull it out your ass then
Could start ur own sperm bank
Hope it a wet vac ... Pretzels!!!!
These pretzels are making me Firsty!