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  • 96 64
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jul 19, 10 at 10:18am

    even a tough job for a Dyson....

  • 95 68
    Submitted by whiteknave on Jul 19, 10 at 1:45pm

    That's an unusual nickname for your vag.

  • 93 73
    Submitted by golfguy182 on Jul 19, 10 at 10:24am

    Could be a dude letting the vacuum literally suck him off.

  • 78 69
    Submitted by JonerBoner on Jul 19, 10 at 3:56pm

    bettah cross yer fingers or in 9 months you gonna have a bunch a lil vacuums runnin round

  • 77 70
    Submitted by masta1080 on Jul 19, 10 at 12:29pm

    "dont bother me while I'm cleaning my room"

  • 75 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 10:50am

    That's because u cleaned up after a firsty club meeting

  • 70 81
    Submitted by orangecrush24 on Jul 19, 10 at 10:28am

    that's why you swallow

  • 66 80
    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 19, 10 at 11:22am

    I think the op is a guy using it to get off.

  • 68 84
    Submitted by ILOVEPINAYS on Jul 19, 10 at 10:09am

    At least its not in your stomach

  • 64 78
    Submitted by ROFLCOPTER82 on Jul 21, 10 at 6:55pm

    Our band had a vaccum just for semen. I named it the groupie back vaccum!

  • 61 72
    Submitted by OneHottMess on Jul 19, 10 at 10:10am

    Ewwwwwh!!! WTF!? Looks like all the skanks came out to play this weekend...!

  • 62 77
    Submitted by ROFLCOPTER82 on Jul 21, 10 at 6:53pm

    Our band had a vaccum just for semen. I named it the groupie back vaccum!

  • 60 76
    Submitted by Bella_Kai on Jul 21, 10 at 12:34pm

    Could start ur own sperm bank

  • 62 85
    Submitted by inker on Jul 20, 10 at 2:28am

    So that's what u call yours! Nice to know...

  • 64 92
    Submitted by SethCo on Jul 19, 10 at 11:42am

    Why don't u ask him if u can start sucking him off more often?

  • 53 71
    Submitted by jewishgypsy on Jul 20, 10 at 6:57am

    Pull it out your ass then

  • 64 98
    Submitted by sdude on Jul 19, 10 at 10:34am

    In soviet Russia, there are so many vacuum cleaners in your seamen... Just kidding, I would rather stick to pretzels!

  • 58 88
    Submitted by IA3471 on Jul 19, 10 at 10:19am

    So your vag just sucks up any loose objects nearby? "My vacuum crapped out, can I borrow your vag?"

  • 58 92
    Submitted by Firstyy on Jul 19, 10 at 10:31am

    In Soviet Russia pretzels eat Firsty!

  • 47 71
    Submitted by OneHottMess on Jul 19, 10 at 3:54pm

    I love the soviet Russia AND pretzels!!! Now where the fuck is KeithStone????!!!!!!

  • Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 19, 10 at 10:08am

    Hope it a wet vac ... Pretzels!!!!

  • Submitted by firsty on Jul 19, 10 at 10:04am

    These pretzels are making me Firsty!

  • 55 99
    Submitted by mrM420 on Jul 19, 10 at 10:24am

    I hope y'all choke on those pretzels.