I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
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lol what if its not even ryan cabrera and it was actually just someone named Ryan Caberra.
if you got gumbys, it was all worth it.
kens is way better than bigdaddys. gumby's is awesome
I miss Gumby's and Tallahassee!!
Someone actually went to the Ryan Cabrera concert at Big Daddy's? Floyd's denied him. hahaha
on the way down.........my cock
gumbys is a pizza place
too bad he ended up banging the asian that manages a & f @ the hotel across from the bars.....
Hahahahahha inflatable moose xD I love you
haha i def have n00dz of the girl that sent this text! woo
why did so many people call this a good night? she kissed RYAN FUCKING CABRERA. have you seen him? chubbyfaced tool. why would you want dick that's been in ashlee simpson?
I know at least 3 girls who have hooked up with Ryan Cabrera. He's a slut. If that poor Riley girl thinks she's his girlfriend, she is in for a nasty surprise
you have no idea how many girls flash for free gumbys
THIS IS RYAN, THIS POST IS FAKE, FUCK YOU ALL I'M NOT A SLUT, TOOL OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT!
haha, ive flashed for free gumbys too!!! it's like a right of passage. BTW, gumby's is a pizza place!
i guess you guys know the poster...and by the way, ryan cabrera (who i had to wiki) sucks. now i remember seeing him on tv, looks like a tool
gumbys is so goooooddddd!!!
this post is not necessarilly a lie just because his bitch girlfriend said he wouldnt cheat... hate to break it to you slut.... but i was there and he was making out with maaaddd bitches (which blows my mind, look at him) and him taking a bra from a drunk bitch isnt cheating RETARD!
I really hope it was for pokey sticks.
This is Riley, Ryans' girlfriend....and this post is FAKE. I was with him last night. He would never cheat on me. I'm too hot to hold and too much to handle.
ah he is so cute... jealous haha sounds like an amazing night hahha
thats tallahassee for you
Ha, all lies. Losers.
gotta love fsu girls..
the gumbys there is always free...
So I also had a similar experience; but I adopted an inflatable palm tree named Carlisle, got hit on by Ryan Cabrerra, just took a picture with him, took a picture with Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite because they were hanging out, payed for pizza, and went to sleep at my own house. This is what someone who doesn't drink did in a similar situation. Oh & I'm from Tampa and go to FSU too. Small world.
i'd totally do ryan cabrerra! he's fucking hot. text me! 541.261.1862 [:
my friend slept with him and thought he got her prego. he must get around
Even urban dictionary couldn't help with the gumbys, except for the obvious SNL. And who the hell would want that?
I'd totally do Ryan Cabrera! he's fucking sexy!
All these 'good night'ers need to reconsider....it was Ryan Caberra...sick!
Um I <3 Big Daddy's. Good people and great music. Might be a little trashy at times, but don't hate.
big daddys rules and the place was fucking packed with hot chicks when ryan cabrera was there!
Big Daddy's blows, I hate that place, but god damn, I'm away from Tally for the summer and I'm getting Gumby's cravings.
Good night on the Tenn Strip huh?
Inflatable moose named Johnson??
Doesnt sound bad to meeee haha
12:29 nice attempt at being funny.. you're not, go kill yourself. And this is such a fake text.. She doesn't even know his name and why would you want to kiss him?? Uck
lmfao - Well I didn't kiss him, but I did give him my bra with " I suck better than Ashlee" written in it...
Whoever is saying it isn't Tallahassee because its 813 is retarded. I have an 813 area code & live in Tallahassee, go to FSU & have flashed for free Gumby's after a drunken night on the Tennessee strip.
its so sad how many FSU-ians read this and think .....oh Tallahassee.
yet...its amazing. Proud to be a seminole =)
Seriously, first of all Tampa is 813.
Tallahassee is 850 you dipshits.
Second of all, miss text, I doubt you kissed Ryan Cabrera, but if you did, you're dumb.
Third of all, Ryan and Riley SO look at the 813 area code texts from last night.
Get real, get a life.
And I've never tried Gumby's, but I'm so guessing I should if it's worth flashing over.
If you guys LIVE in Tallahassee and don't even know you're own area code is 850, LEARN YOUR NUMBERS.
go noles! that is amazing ryan was at big daddy's, that's probably one of the smallest venues in tallahassee. not worth a fsu venue? yaaa
honestly. are you fucking twelve?
hahaha just the thought that elvis' granddaughter and ryan cabrera are stalking around on this site "defending their honor" or whatnot really makes my life. kinda makes me glad that i'm not famous <3
come on people kissing Ryan Caberrera is never a good night
Heyyy I've kissed him too! Don't feel special...
stick it to me tuesdays anyone?
all i want to know is who actually goes to big daddy's? that bar is awful!
813 is tampa, fucktards.
I live in Tampa... I'm pretty sure we are 813...
ahhhh 813 and at fsu +10
uhm someone said something about this being tallahasee? its tampa...
All the people who are saying good nighters need to reconsider. I don't care how bad Ryan is. It's fucking Gumbys!
I highly doubt Riley Keough would post on here anyways. She's freaking Elvis Presley's granddaughter
haha wow this is so classy and this girl doesnt go to FSU she goes to UF
uhm its tally...so weird, i have an 813 area code and live in tally. how magical.
Only in Tampa... And you have am 913 area code cuz you lived in Tpa when you got your phone and now you go to FSU. Duh