I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
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lol what if its not even ryan cabrera and it was actually just someone named Ryan Caberra.
kens is way better than bigdaddys. gumby's is awesome
if you got gumbys, it was all worth it.
gumbys is a pizza place
haha i def have n00dz of the girl that sent this text! woo
Someone actually went to the Ryan Cabrera concert at Big Daddy's? Floyd's denied him. hahaha
I miss Gumby's and Tallahassee!!
gumbys is so goooooddddd!!!
on the way down.........my cock
too bad he ended up banging the asian that manages a & f @ the hotel across from the bars.....
I know at least 3 girls who have hooked up with Ryan Cabrera. He's a slut. If that poor Riley girl thinks she's his girlfriend, she is in for a nasty surprise
THIS IS RYAN, THIS POST IS FAKE, FUCK YOU ALL I'M NOT A SLUT, TOOL OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT!
Hahahahahha inflatable moose xD I love you
I really hope it was for pokey sticks.
Ha, all lies. Losers.
i guess you guys know the poster...and by the way, ryan cabrera (who i had to wiki) sucks. now i remember seeing him on tv, looks like a tool
thats tallahassee for you
haha, ive flashed for free gumbys too!!! it's like a right of passage. BTW, gumby's is a pizza place!
Even urban dictionary couldn't help with the gumbys, except for the obvious SNL. And who the hell would want that?
this post is not necessarilly a lie just because his bitch girlfriend said he wouldnt cheat... hate to break it to you slut.... but i was there and he was making out with maaaddd bitches (which blows my mind, look at him) and him taking a bra from a drunk bitch isnt cheating RETARD!
the gumbys there is always free...
why did so many people call this a good night? she kissed RYAN FUCKING CABRERA. have you seen him? chubbyfaced tool. why would you want dick that's been in ashlee simpson?
go noles! that is amazing ryan was at big daddy's, that's probably one of the smallest venues in tallahassee. not worth a fsu venue? yaaa
12:29 nice attempt at being funny.. you're not, go kill yourself. And this is such a fake text.. She doesn't even know his name and why would you want to kiss him?? Uck
ah he is so cute... jealous haha sounds like an amazing night hahha
you have no idea how many girls flash for free gumbys
So I also had a similar experience; but I adopted an inflatable palm tree named Carlisle, got hit on by Ryan Cabrerra, just took a picture with him, took a picture with Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite because they were hanging out, payed for pizza, and went to sleep at my own house. This is what someone who doesn't drink did in a similar situation. Oh & I'm from Tampa and go to FSU too. Small world.
gotta love fsu girls..
All these 'good night'ers need to reconsider....it was Ryan Caberra...sick!
Good night on the Tenn Strip huh?
Whoever is saying it isn't Tallahassee because its 813 is retarded. I have an 813 area code & live in Tallahassee, go to FSU & have flashed for free Gumby's after a drunken night on the Tennessee strip.
all i want to know is who actually goes to big daddy's? that bar is awful!
hahaha just the thought that elvis' granddaughter and ryan cabrera are stalking around on this site "defending their honor" or whatnot really makes my life. kinda makes me glad that i'm not famous <3
my friend slept with him and thought he got her prego. he must get around
Um I <3 Big Daddy's. Good people and great music. Might be a little trashy at times, but don't hate.
lmfao - Well I didn't kiss him, but I did give him my bra with " I suck better than Ashlee" written in it...
I'd totally do Ryan Cabrera! he's fucking sexy!
i'd totally do ryan cabrerra! he's fucking hot. text me! 541.261.1862 [:
This is Riley, Ryans' girlfriend....and this post is FAKE. I was with him last night. He would never cheat on me. I'm too hot to hold and too much to handle.
come on people kissing Ryan Caberrera is never a good night
Inflatable moose named Johnson??
Doesnt sound bad to meeee haha
its so sad how many FSU-ians read this and think .....oh Tallahassee.
yet...its amazing. Proud to be a seminole =)
stick it to me tuesdays anyone?
Heyyy I've kissed him too! Don't feel special...
Big Daddy's blows, I hate that place, but god damn, I'm away from Tally for the summer and I'm getting Gumby's cravings.
All the people who are saying good nighters need to reconsider. I don't care how bad Ryan is. It's fucking Gumbys!
Seriously, first of all Tampa is 813.
Tallahassee is 850 you dipshits.
Second of all, miss text, I doubt you kissed Ryan Cabrera, but if you did, you're dumb.
Third of all, Ryan and Riley SO look at the 813 area code texts from last night.
Get real, get a life.
And I've never tried Gumby's, but I'm so guessing I should if it's worth flashing over.
If you guys LIVE in Tallahassee and don't even know you're own area code is 850, LEARN YOUR NUMBERS.
813 is tampa, fucktards.
big daddys rules and the place was fucking packed with hot chicks when ryan cabrera was there!
honestly. are you fucking twelve?
ahhhh 813 and at fsu +10
uhm its tally...so weird, i have an 813 area code and live in tally. how magical.
I live in Tampa... I'm pretty sure we are 813...
uhm someone said something about this being tallahasee? its tampa...
haha wow this is so classy and this girl doesnt go to FSU she goes to UF
I highly doubt Riley Keough would post on here anyways. She's freaking Elvis Presley's granddaughter
Only in Tampa... And you have am 913 area code cuz you lived in Tpa when you got your phone and now you go to FSU. Duh