went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
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I accidentally fisted my asshole while in line at the DMV the other day. It happens...
Hahahaha you are my hero :]
How do you "accidentally" deep-throat? And your mom's look was envy, not disapproval.
Something like muscle memory taking over I guess... haha Probably right about her mom.
Can you "accidentally" come deepthroat my penis?
Deepthroating is never accidental.
It's always important to make a good first impression
must be an enlightening moment when you "accidentally" ram whatever phallus shaped object that's thrown at you down your throat.
It's always important to remember when it's appropriate to be a slut and when it's not.
Ho fo sho
deepthroating doesn't make yu a slut.
it does when you do it to a dairy product in front of your own mother
Well played, sir.
i agree, not an accident. just another whore trying to play it coy!
Nice...how many can you take at one time?
i think i just fell in love fivefourohfivetwotwotwooneeightone
accidental deep-throat, dropping of a resume, same thing, right?
So totally not "accidental"...
ahh to b so innocent as to not know what deep throating is.. \n\nmust b young or very sheltered.
60111, you need to google that shit and find out for yourself. This is not a help forum. So grab a bottle of lotion and get crackin!
Accident my ass!
i could maybe understand it if it was a popsicle, but an ice cream cone?!?!? wow girl... i kinda wanta meet you
60111 go ask yo mama.
How can you deepthroat an ice cream cone, by accident no less?!?? How big us your friction mouth?!?!??
Fake txts from last night...
Why the heck would you deepthroat an icecream?
Hahaha 60111 you'll never know
She probably meant accident as in she usually takes huge bites reminiscent of deep throating a huge cock. And she would rather do this alone and not in the presence of her mother but, out of habit, she did. Also she's probably fat.
my life story.
did you fall over an 'accidentally' get knocked up?
You're just repeating wat you usually do
Those pretzels are making me second..... Oh wait
BRAIN FREEZE !!!!!!!
Girl, I love you so fucking much!
I actually deepthroat most of my icecream cones...my guyfriend pointed it out to me haha and im not a whore
Every part of that is not true, but none so much as the last.
So.....no gag reflex?
Idiots. He knows what it is. He's just after reactions. Like saying "what's marijuana?"
in soviet russia counter gives dirty mother look to boy deep in throat of ice cream first.... i feel better about myself every time i read tfln and these stupid fucking comments
dude learn to type in correct english formatted sentences damn
60111: Ask Firsty's mom.
"hey man... I think I've seen you before... Anyway, i need some money, so I'm selling some weed. I got some doobies.... Some kush... I need some money, man..."
Gotta love it! That kid behind the counter is still having wet dreams about you! LOL
these deepthroating whores are making me Firsty!
go suck a sour vag
What is deep throating??
Look it up. The internet is useful for many things.
Not only is this a virgin, but he's never even gotten head. Epic fail.
or apparently watched porn. Must live in Utah.