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  • I accidentally fisted my asshole while in line at the DMV the other day. It happens...

    Submitted by altrepublic on Jul 15, 10 at 3:50pm
  • How do you "accidentally" deep-throat? And your mom's look was envy, not disapproval.

    Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Jul 15, 10 at 11:29am
    • Something like muscle memory taking over I guess... haha Probably right about her mom.

      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 15, 10 at 5:51pm
  • Can you "accidentally" come deepthroat my penis?

    Submitted by TruthHurts on Jul 15, 10 at 2:11pm
  • Deepthroating is never accidental.

    Submitted by g00se on Jul 15, 10 at 11:31am
  • It's always important to make a good first impression

    Submitted by Sethro on Jul 15, 10 at 11:17am
  • must be an enlightening moment when you "accidentally" ram whatever phallus shaped object that's thrown at you down your throat.

    Submitted by bandaid on Jul 15, 10 at 2:24pm
  • It's always important to remember when it's appropriate to be a slut and when it's not.

    Submitted by jenpearce on Jul 15, 10 at 11:59am
  • Ho fo sho

    Submitted by nmstew on Jul 15, 10 at 11:33am
  • deepthroating doesn't make yu a slut.

    Submitted by yeathatsme on Jul 15, 10 at 3:56pm
  • i agree, not an accident. just another whore trying to play it coy!

    Submitted by getwhatuget on Jul 15, 10 at 12:29pm
  • Nice...how many can you take at one time?

    Submitted by ILOVEPINAYS on Jul 15, 10 at 11:14am
    • i think i just fell in love fivefourohfivetwotwotwooneeightone

      Submitted by BlownMe on Jul 17, 10 at 11:19pm
  • accidental deep-throat, dropping of a resume, same thing, right?

    Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 15, 10 at 4:06pm
  • So totally not "accidental"...

    Submitted by aimmi081 on Jul 15, 10 at 1:47pm
  • ahh to b so innocent as to not know what deep throating is.. \n\nmust b young or very sheltered.

    Submitted by jaynebabyyy on Jul 16, 10 at 3:50am
  • 60111, you need to google that shit and find out for yourself. This is not a help forum. So grab a bottle of lotion and get crackin!

    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 15, 10 at 11:49am
  • i could maybe understand it if it was a popsicle, but an ice cream cone?!?!? wow girl... i kinda wanta meet you

    Submitted by unknownproject_0 on Jul 15, 10 at 8:57pm
  • Accident my ass!

    Submitted by anonymouse1 on Jul 15, 10 at 4:22pm
  • How can you deepthroat an ice cream cone, by accident no less?!?? How big us your friction mouth?!?!??

    Submitted by ddawg on Jul 15, 10 at 11:59am
  • 60111 go ask yo mama.

    Submitted by squibkick on Jul 15, 10 at 9:21pm
  • Fake txts from last night...

    Submitted by Rob117 on Jul 15, 10 at 7:53pm
  • Why the heck would you deepthroat an icecream?

    Submitted by kailaaa on Jul 15, 10 at 9:10pm
  • Hahaha 60111 you'll never know

    Submitted by WhiskeyKid420 on Jul 15, 10 at 11:51am
  • She probably meant accident as in she usually takes huge bites reminiscent of deep throating a huge cock. And she would rather do this alone and not in the presence of her mother but, out of habit, she did. Also she's probably fat.

    Submitted by drewsnyder95 on Jul 15, 10 at 11:15pm
  • my life story.

    Submitted by bamboobanga on Jul 16, 10 at 1:01pm
  • did you fall over an 'accidentally' get knocked up?

    Submitted by Viper3 on Jul 17, 10 at 4:28am
  • You're just repeating wat you usually do

    Submitted by NiiNJa_SuDD on Jul 15, 10 at 6:02pm
  • Those pretzels are making me second..... Oh wait

    Submitted by pretzel on Jul 15, 10 at 11:15am
  • BRAIN FREEZE !!!!!!!

    Submitted by bldrmn on Jul 16, 10 at 7:41am
  • Girl, I love you so fucking much!

    Submitted by niceman on Jul 15, 10 at 5:18pm
  • I actually deepthroat most of my icecream cones...my guyfriend pointed it out to me haha and im not a whore

    Submitted by iwannagetwithyou on Jul 15, 10 at 4:11pm
  • Idiots. He knows what it is. He's just after reactions. Like saying "what's marijuana?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 10 at 10:50pm
  • Wooo 978!!

    Submitted by quinnstorm on Jul 15, 10 at 11:45am
  • So.....no gag reflex?

    Submitted by denverdezjr on Jul 16, 10 at 3:39am
  • in soviet russia counter gives dirty mother look to boy deep in throat of ice cream first.... i feel better about myself every time i read tfln and these stupid fucking comments

    Submitted by altrepublic on Jul 15, 10 at 3:55pm
    • dude learn to type in correct english formatted sentences damn

      Submitted by NiiNJa_SuDD on Jul 15, 10 at 6:05pm
  • "hey man... I think I've seen you before... Anyway, i need some money, so I'm selling some weed. I got some doobies.... Some kush... I need some money, man..."

    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 15, 10 at 11:14am
  • Damn.

    Submitted by razr7670 on Jul 17, 10 at 12:50am
  • Keeper!!

    Submitted by ez_aka_the_one on Jul 16, 10 at 1:25am
  • 60111: Ask Firsty's mom.

    Submitted by CrotchWeasel on Jul 15, 10 at 11:52pm
  • Gotta love it! That kid behind the counter is still having wet dreams about you! LOL

    Submitted by Beachbum111 on Jul 16, 12 at 3:44pm
  • these deepthroating whores are making me Firsty!

    Submitted by firsty on Jul 15, 10 at 12:00pm
  • What is deep throating??

    Submitted by 60111 on Jul 15, 10 at 11:35am