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  • Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Jul 15, 10 at 11:29am

    How do you "accidentally" deep-throat? And your mom's look was envy, not disapproval.

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      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 15, 10 at 5:51pm

      Something like muscle memory taking over I guess... haha Probably right about her mom.

  • Submitted by altrepublic on Jul 15, 10 at 3:50pm

    I accidentally fisted my asshole while in line at the DMV the other day. It happens...

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      Submitted by acnaib on Jul 16, 10 at 4:00pm

      Hahahaha you are my hero :]

  • Submitted by TruthHurts on Jul 15, 10 at 2:11pm

    Can you "accidentally" come deepthroat my penis?

  • Submitted by g00se on Jul 15, 10 at 11:31am

    Deepthroating is never accidental.

  • Submitted by Sethro on Jul 15, 10 at 11:17am

    It's always important to make a good first impression

  • Submitted by bandaid on Jul 15, 10 at 2:24pm

    must be an enlightening moment when you "accidentally" ram whatever phallus shaped object that's thrown at you down your throat.

  • Submitted by jenpearce on Jul 15, 10 at 11:59am

    It's always important to remember when it's appropriate to be a slut and when it's not.

  • Submitted by nmstew on Jul 15, 10 at 11:33am

    Ho fo sho

  • Submitted by getwhatuget on Jul 15, 10 at 12:29pm

    i agree, not an accident. just another whore trying to play it coy!

  • Submitted by yeathatsme on Jul 15, 10 at 3:56pm

    deepthroating doesn't make yu a slut.

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      Submitted by bandaid on Jul 15, 10 at 5:06pm

      it does when you do it to a dairy product in front of your own mother

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        Submitted by Patrick on Jul 23, 10 at 4:54am

        Well played, sir.

  • Submitted by ILOVEPINAYS on Jul 15, 10 at 11:14am

    Nice...how many can you take at one time?

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      Submitted by BlownMe on Jul 17, 10 at 11:19pm

      i think i just fell in love fivefourohfivetwotwotwooneeightone

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    Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 15, 10 at 4:06pm

    accidental deep-throat, dropping of a resume, same thing, right?

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    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 15, 10 at 11:49am

    60111, you need to google that shit and find out for yourself. This is not a help forum. So grab a bottle of lotion and get crackin!

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    Submitted by jaynebabyyy on Jul 16, 10 at 3:50am

    ahh to b so innocent as to not know what deep throating is.. \n\nmust b young or very sheltered.

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    Submitted by anonymouse1 on Jul 15, 10 at 4:22pm

    Accident my ass!

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    Submitted by aimmi081 on Jul 15, 10 at 1:47pm

    So totally not "accidental"...

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    Submitted by unknownproject_0 on Jul 15, 10 at 8:57pm

    i could maybe understand it if it was a popsicle, but an ice cream cone?!?!? wow girl... i kinda wanta meet you

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    Submitted by ddawg on Jul 15, 10 at 11:59am

    How can you deepthroat an ice cream cone, by accident no less?!?? How big us your friction mouth?!?!??

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    Submitted by drewsnyder95 on Jul 15, 10 at 11:15pm

    She probably meant accident as in she usually takes huge bites reminiscent of deep throating a huge cock. And she would rather do this alone and not in the presence of her mother but, out of habit, she did. Also she's probably fat.

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    Submitted by Rob117 on Jul 15, 10 at 7:53pm

    Fake txts from last night...

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    Submitted by WhiskeyKid420 on Jul 15, 10 at 11:51am

    Hahaha 60111 you'll never know

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    Submitted by squibkick on Jul 15, 10 at 9:21pm

    60111 go ask yo mama.

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    Submitted by kailaaa on Jul 15, 10 at 9:10pm

    Why the heck would you deepthroat an icecream?

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    Submitted by iwannagetwithyou on Jul 15, 10 at 4:11pm

    I actually deepthroat most of my icecream cones...my guyfriend pointed it out to me haha and im not a whore

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      Submitted by nightlithium on Aug 8, 11 at 5:52am

      Every part of that is not true, but none so much as the last.

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    Submitted by NiiNJa_SuDD on Jul 15, 10 at 6:02pm

    You're just repeating wat you usually do

  • Submitted by pretzel on Jul 15, 10 at 11:15am

    Those pretzels are making me second..... Oh wait

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    Submitted by bamboobanga on Jul 16, 10 at 1:01pm

    my life story.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 10 at 10:50pm

    Idiots. He knows what it is. He's just after reactions. Like saying "what's marijuana?"

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    Submitted by bldrmn on Jul 16, 10 at 7:41am

    BRAIN FREEZE !!!!!!!

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    Submitted by Viper3 on Jul 17, 10 at 4:28am

    did you fall over an 'accidentally' get knocked up?

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    Submitted by denverdezjr on Jul 16, 10 at 3:39am

    So.....no gag reflex?

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    Submitted by niceman on Jul 15, 10 at 5:18pm

    Girl, I love you so fucking much!

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    Submitted by CrotchWeasel on Jul 15, 10 at 11:52pm

    60111: Ask Firsty's mom.

  • Submitted by quinnstorm on Jul 15, 10 at 11:45am

    Wooo 978!!

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    Submitted by altrepublic on Jul 15, 10 at 3:55pm

    in soviet russia counter gives dirty mother look to boy deep in throat of ice cream first.... i feel better about myself every time i read tfln and these stupid fucking comments

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      Submitted by NiiNJa_SuDD on Jul 15, 10 at 6:05pm

      dude learn to type in correct english formatted sentences damn

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    Submitted by ez_aka_the_one on Jul 16, 10 at 1:25am

    Keeper!!

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    Submitted by Beachbum111 on Jul 16, 12 at 3:44pm

    Gotta love it! That kid behind the counter is still having wet dreams about you! LOL

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    Submitted by razr7670 on Jul 17, 10 at 12:50am

    Damn.

  • Submitted by firsty on Jul 15, 10 at 12:00pm

    these deepthroating whores are making me Firsty!

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      Submitted by marsho on Jul 15, 10 at 6:19pm

      go suck a sour vag

  • Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 15, 10 at 11:14am

    "hey man... I think I've seen you before... Anyway, i need some money, so I'm selling some weed. I got some doobies.... Some kush... I need some money, man..."

  • Submitted by 60111 on Jul 15, 10 at 11:35am

    What is deep throating??

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      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 15, 10 at 5:53pm

      Look it up. The internet is useful for many things.

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      Submitted by NiiNJa_SuDD on Jul 15, 10 at 6:04pm

      wow FAILURE

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      Submitted by marsho on Jul 16, 10 at 10:04am

      Not only is this a virgin, but he's never even gotten head. Epic fail.

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        Submitted by nightlithium on Aug 8, 11 at 5:53am

        or apparently watched porn. Must live in Utah.