I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
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At least if a girl is wondering if she should have sex with you, you can rip your shirt open and say,"Just do it."
Fucking nasty that tour chest hair would be long enough for that.
Fuck you, firsters.
Lmao maskedman, I like your logic.
High school all over again...
haha sick nasty dude, I love the nike swoosh, could be on a commercial or something! as for your friend man, what a fucking pussy...actually going to get stitches for a cut that only requires 3, is that a joke? haha, sounds fun tho
That's a damn good night!
Sounds like a regular tuesday to' me
maskedman you're my hero
@maskedman loll, clever.
If you're only getting 3 stitches, just man up and deal with it. A 3 stitches cut will heal on its own in a few days anyways.