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  • 83 27
    Submitted by greebo on Jul 16, 10 at 11:34am
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    Whereas they really shoulda given out free condoms...

  • 55 36
    Submitted by SoNyuhShiDae on Jul 16, 10 at 11:52am
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    What's with all the bad nights? He got tested and got free lube... Totally a good night.

  • 38 33
    Submitted by bamboobanga on Jul 16, 10 at 12:56pm
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    as a homo i can confirm this is indeed very homosexual.

    • 26 26
      Submitted by SoNyuhShiDae on Jul 16, 10 at 1:02pm
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      I'm a moron, care to explain why?

      • 13 31
        Submitted by Oswaldo on Jul 17, 10 at 1:34am
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        Simple, guys fuck other guys in the ass and need lube. What you have never done it?

  • 40 40
    Submitted by dilorenzo on Jul 16, 10 at 11:29am
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    Correction. Gayest. Post. Ever.

  • 31 23
    Submitted by Foxnsox on Jul 16, 10 at 11:59am
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    Maybe the condoms were in the lobby? It sounded like he got more free stuff : )

  • 43 47
    Submitted by mad_bomber on Jul 16, 10 at 11:25am
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    Gayest post ever

    • 19 35
      Submitted by SoNyuhShiDae on Jul 16, 10 at 11:50am
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      How the fuck is this ghey?

  • 36 36
    Submitted by sniperc15 on Jul 16, 10 at 12:30pm
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    How's this a bad night?

  • 28 26
    Submitted by ersatz on Jul 16, 10 at 12:12pm
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    how do you people know it's a dude? jeez.

  • 23 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 10 at 4:10pm
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    It's probably medication for all the other STDs u got

  • 29 34
    Submitted by itouchgnomes on Jul 16, 10 at 1:19pm
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    gave you lube so you can go fuck yourself aids lover

    • 20 20
      Submitted by SoNyuhShiDae on Jul 16, 10 at 1:48pm
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      Lol the fact that (s)he got tested clearly testifies that 1) (s)he does not love aids, 2) (s)he is smarter than most people here.

  • 25 28
    Submitted by JasonB on Jul 16, 10 at 11:46pm
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    I just wanted to offer my opinion that people who make every word a new sentence to add emphasis are really fucking annoying.

  • 22 27
    Submitted by pretzellls on Jul 17, 10 at 2:22am
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    I care if firsty needs a drink since it is my fault...

  • 27 38
    Submitted by FirstydieinaFire on Jul 17, 10 at 1:40am
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    Condoms or clean syringes would've so much nicer than lube. Lol

  • 31 47
    Submitted by mad_bomber on Jul 16, 10 at 11:26am
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    Oh and that lube is making him firsty

  • 15 21
    Submitted by ansiglal22 on Jul 17, 10 at 2:23pm
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    unless its positive...

  • 10 23
    Submitted by mikescott on Nov 15, 10 at 12:32am
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    402? goddamn. we need to get some good ones up here

  • 20 46
    Submitted by firsty on Jul 16, 10 at 12:45pm
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    these pretzels are making me Firsty

    • 22 16
      Submitted by marsho on Jul 16, 10 at 2:19pm
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      no one cares dumbass. die in a fire.

  • 12 39
    Submitted by SovietPretzel1st on Jul 16, 10 at 4:23pm
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    In Soviet Russia, lube is used only after sex. With Firsty's mum. Zeroth.