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  • 94 37
    Submitted by greebo on Jul 16, 10 at 11:34am

    Whereas they really shoulda given out free condoms...

  • 63 42
    Submitted by SoNyuhShiDae on Jul 16, 10 at 11:52am

    What's with all the bad nights? He got tested and got free lube... Totally a good night.

  • 47 40
    Submitted by bamboobanga on Jul 16, 10 at 12:56pm

    as a homo i can confirm this is indeed very homosexual.

    • 36 37
      Submitted by SoNyuhShiDae on Jul 16, 10 at 1:02pm

      I'm a moron, care to explain why?

      • 18 42
        Submitted by Oswaldo on Jul 17, 10 at 1:34am

        Simple, guys fuck other guys in the ass and need lube. What you have never done it?

  • 39 34
    Submitted by Foxnsox on Jul 16, 10 at 11:59am

    Maybe the condoms were in the lobby? It sounded like he got more free stuff : )

  • 47 50
    Submitted by dilorenzo on Jul 16, 10 at 11:29am

    Correction. Gayest. Post. Ever.

  • 50 56
    Submitted by mad_bomber on Jul 16, 10 at 11:25am

    Gayest post ever

    • 24 47
      Submitted by SoNyuhShiDae on Jul 16, 10 at 11:50am

      How the fuck is this ghey?

  • 43 47
    Submitted by sniperc15 on Jul 16, 10 at 12:30pm

    How's this a bad night?

  • 37 38
    Submitted by ersatz on Jul 16, 10 at 12:12pm

    how do you people know it's a dude? jeez.

  • 31 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 10 at 4:10pm

    It's probably medication for all the other STDs u got

  • 38 42
    Submitted by itouchgnomes on Jul 16, 10 at 1:19pm

    gave you lube so you can go fuck yourself aids lover

    • 27 26
      Submitted by SoNyuhShiDae on Jul 16, 10 at 1:48pm

      Lol the fact that (s)he got tested clearly testifies that 1) (s)he does not love aids, 2) (s)he is smarter than most people here.

  • 32 35
    Submitted by JasonB on Jul 16, 10 at 11:46pm

    I just wanted to offer my opinion that people who make every word a new sentence to add emphasis are really fucking annoying.

  • 37 47
    Submitted by FirstydieinaFire on Jul 17, 10 at 1:40am

    Condoms or clean syringes would've so much nicer than lube. Lol

  • 31 37
    Submitted by pretzellls on Jul 17, 10 at 2:22am

    I care if firsty needs a drink since it is my fault...

  • 40 61
    Submitted by mad_bomber on Jul 16, 10 at 11:26am

    Oh and that lube is making him firsty

  • 21 32
    Submitted by ansiglal22 on Jul 17, 10 at 2:23pm

    unless its positive...

  • 30 53
    Submitted by firsty on Jul 16, 10 at 12:45pm

    these pretzels are making me Firsty

    • 30 23
      Submitted by marsho on Jul 16, 10 at 2:19pm

      no one cares dumbass. die in a fire.

  • 19 35
    Submitted by mikescott on Nov 15, 10 at 12:32am

    402? goddamn. we need to get some good ones up here

  • 23 47
    Submitted by SovietPretzel1st on Jul 16, 10 at 4:23pm

    In Soviet Russia, lube is used only after sex. With Firsty's mum. Zeroth.