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  • 158 80
    Submitted by GrizzlyCat on Jul 17, 10 at 11:16am
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    And that's when you woke up?

  • 110 75
    Submitted by satsukiyami on Jul 17, 10 at 11:46am
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    Lemme guess; shes a wide load, and you need the space.

  • 99 74
    Submitted by 719ryan on Jul 17, 10 at 12:14pm
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    And I jizzzzzzed in my pants

  • 95 74
    Submitted by anachronic on Jul 17, 10 at 2:06pm
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    What's with the fucking pretzels

  • 88 64
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 17, 10 at 4:51pm
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    Awesome night :)

  • 106 106
    Submitted by firsty on Jul 17, 10 at 12:53pm
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    These pretzels are making me Firsty! Hey Firsty follower and other fans! When I can't get to a thread fast enough, I need you guys to help me out and keep the pretzel thing going! We are /all/ Firsty for some pretzels!

  • 85 77
    Submitted by mallory120709 on Jul 19, 10 at 12:51am
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    duuude, someone hacked my account! Wtffffff

  • 92 93
    Submitted by SovietPretzel1st on Jul 17, 10 at 3:22pm
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    In Soviet pretzel, the basement is only used for hardcore porn shoots and quenching thirst post pretzel gorging. Fifth.

  • 87 84
    Submitted by TruthHurts on Jul 17, 10 at 2:02pm
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    She seems large and in charge..

  • 83 78
    Submitted by tacker96 on Jul 17, 10 at 3:32pm
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    Lmao!

  • 79 78
    Submitted by tcdunla13 on Jul 17, 10 at 12:34pm
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    That's what you call classy

  • 85 94
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 6:20pm
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    We will obey mighty Firsty. Some of the posts aren't worth reading but the comments are hilarious.

  • 86 96
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 17, 10 at 11:23am
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    Take pretzels for sustenance...

  • 78 81
    Submitted by mallory120709 on Jul 19, 10 at 12:50am
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    damnn, that's hot.

  • 75 79
    Submitted by jondime23 on Jul 17, 10 at 4:46pm
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    Haha only girls can do that

  • 74 80
    Submitted by Jason_Statham on Jul 17, 10 at 11:13pm
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    It's Jason Statham, and I'm the Transporter, bitches!

  • 84 101
    Submitted by Clockwork on Jul 17, 10 at 12:23pm
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    A chick did that to me once! Too bad I only last three thrusts into it :)

  • 76 90
    Submitted by DevilDogUSMC on Jul 17, 10 at 2:02pm
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    These pretzels are making me firsty! Firsty FTW!!!

  • 78 94
    Submitted by mkdens on Jul 17, 10 at 11:37am
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    a while ago everyone hated firsty!! why does everyone love him now?!

    • 66 67
      Submitted by Randomguy08 on Jul 17, 10 at 12:10pm
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      It could be the same person making different names!\n\n:: Cue dramatic music ::

  • 70 81
    Submitted by yungyacht on Jul 18, 10 at 3:11am
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    Basement sex is good sex

  • 70 85
    Submitted by silverbullet30a on Jul 18, 10 at 11:54pm
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    I bet that party was in kentucky huh?

  • 82 109
    Submitted by Halcion on Jul 17, 10 at 11:29am
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    Firsty must have a pretzel tribute! We must have Firsty! Bring the pretzels forth!

  • 77 104
    Submitted by sniperc15 on Jul 17, 10 at 11:25am
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    X= I miss Firsty -puts up Lost posters-

  • 71 96
    Submitted by sp3ct3r727 on Jul 17, 10 at 12:56pm
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    that happened to me once.\nthen her mom came down to do the laundry.