She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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And that's when you woke up?
What's with the fucking pretzels
Lemme guess; shes a wide load, and you need the space.
And I jizzzzzzed in my pants
These pretzels are making me Firsty! Hey Firsty follower and other fans! When I can't get to a thread fast enough, I need you guys to help me out and keep the pretzel thing going! We are /all/ Firsty for some pretzels!
Awesome night :)
In Soviet pretzel, the basement is only used for hardcore porn shoots and quenching thirst post pretzel gorging. Fifth.
duuude, someone hacked my account! Wtffffff
Haha only girls can do that
damnn, that's hot.
Take pretzels for sustenance...
She seems large and in charge..
A chick did that to me once! Too bad I only last three thrusts into it :)
These pretzels are making me firsty! Firsty FTW!!!
a while ago everyone hated firsty!! why does everyone love him now?!
It could be the same person making different names!\n\n:: Cue dramatic music ::
That's what you call classy
We will obey mighty Firsty. Some of the posts aren't worth reading but the comments are hilarious.
Firsty must have a pretzel tribute! We must have Firsty! Bring the pretzels forth!
Basement sex is good sex
X= I miss Firsty -puts up Lost posters-
that happened to me once.\nthen her mom came down to do the laundry.
I bet that party was in kentucky huh?
It's Jason Statham, and I'm the Transporter, bitches!