He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
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did the title start with "the complete idiot's guide to..."?
Maybe he doesn't want an illiterate whore
For some reason I think this is a good idea
holy shit i just peed a little, this one is fuckin hillarious.
Just an easy fuck, she just can't figure it out
Hillarious? I have a book for you...
He probably did it to make up for putting his meat in your hot dog bun.
How do I suggest this to the guy I'm fucking?
@ruralninja, then what's going in the hamburger bun?
Maybe you shouldn't fuck Mr. Rogers