He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
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Maybe he doesn't want an illiterate whore
did the title start with "the complete idiot's guide to..."?
For some reason I think this is a good idea
holy shit i just peed a little, this one is fuckin hillarious.
Hillarious? I have a book for you...
Just an easy fuck, she just can't figure it out
He probably did it to make up for putting his meat in your hot dog bun.
How do I suggest this to the guy I'm fucking?
@ruralninja, then what's going in the hamburger bun?
Maybe you shouldn't fuck Mr. Rogers