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  • Lesbians are the best wingmen. Remember that.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 6, 10 at 11:45am
  • I guess none of you have really encountered this situation, judging from the comments. When a chick has a lesbo best friend, the lesbo wants to sleep with her too. If you play your cards right the lesbo will let u hook up, then convince her friend that y'all should have a threesome because that's less threatening to a straight girl than lesbo sex. Btw, this will end badly so be ready to haul ass.

    Submitted by notTexan on Jul 6, 10 at 1:44pm
    • Dude, lesbians and gays can be friends with the same gender and not want to sleep with them just like straight people can be friends with the opposite gender and not want to sleep with them.

      Submitted by hopwithit on Jul 10, 10 at 1:05am
  • get yourself a wingwoman and get down to business

    Submitted by laf24 on Jul 6, 10 at 11:35am
  • I wish I had my own lesbian looking out for me!

    Submitted by k8ydid on Jul 6, 10 at 3:05pm
  • There's a FIRST time for everything, get a wingwoman. Try calling your sister, she's into that freaky shit.

    Submitted by big_dubya56 on Jul 6, 10 at 11:26am
  • agreed go for a girl wingman... I talk my guy friends up all the time and girls go for it

    Submitted by Kalifornia on Jul 6, 10 at 12:08pm
  • the solution involves a weed whacker, a tub of whipped cream, a rubber ducky, a policeman's uniform, and an outboard boat motor...

    Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 6, 10 at 2:15pm
  • ok how to get laid 101 for ya sparky...get a couple friends together and have one of em thats a girl thatll take one for the team and let HER talk u up to the girl ur tryin to bang(or watever)....girls trust other girls...that or get ur own lesbian.

    Submitted by squigs on Jul 6, 10 at 11:33am
  • dude. Find a lesbian, agree to be wingpeople for eachother -- you weed out the straight chicks, she takes care of the lesbians, you both get pussy and everyone wins.

    Submitted by smrandomchick on Jul 6, 10 at 11:01pm
  • Ask your mom for help. She's into that kinky stuff

    Submitted by hurst on Jul 6, 10 at 12:51pm
  • Best wingman I ever had was a wingwoman

    Submitted by crazyman217 on Dec 11, 10 at 10:30pm
  • wing her into doing a threesome...or foursome?

    Submitted by ikebukuro on Jul 6, 10 at 11:28am
  • When a wingman can't, a wingwoman can!

    Submitted by rosey13 on Aug 17, 10 at 3:05am
  • I kind of feel like this text could be about me haha. And yes, my best friend is the best wingman EVER!!!

    Submitted by OhhhLori on Apr 7, 11 at 6:45pm