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  • Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 6, 10 at 11:45am

    Lesbians are the best wingmen. Remember that.

  • Submitted by notTexan on Jul 6, 10 at 1:44pm

    I guess none of you have really encountered this situation, judging from the comments. When a chick has a lesbo best friend, the lesbo wants to sleep with her too. If you play your cards right the lesbo will let u hook up, then convince her friend that y'all should have a threesome because that's less threatening to a straight girl than lesbo sex. Btw, this will end badly so be ready to haul ass.

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      Submitted by hopwithit on Jul 10, 10 at 1:05am

      Dude, lesbians and gays can be friends with the same gender and not want to sleep with them just like straight people can be friends with the opposite gender and not want to sleep with them.

  • Submitted by laf24 on Jul 6, 10 at 11:35am

    get yourself a wingwoman and get down to business

  • Submitted by k8ydid on Jul 6, 10 at 3:05pm

    I wish I had my own lesbian looking out for me!

  • Submitted by big_dubya56 on Jul 6, 10 at 11:26am

    There's a FIRST time for everything, get a wingwoman. Try calling your sister, she's into that freaky shit.

  • Submitted by Kalifornia on Jul 6, 10 at 12:08pm

    agreed go for a girl wingman... I talk my guy friends up all the time and girls go for it

  • Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 6, 10 at 2:15pm

    the solution involves a weed whacker, a tub of whipped cream, a rubber ducky, a policeman's uniform, and an outboard boat motor...

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    Submitted by squigs on Jul 6, 10 at 11:33am

    ok how to get laid 101 for ya sparky...get a couple friends together and have one of em thats a girl thatll take one for the team and let HER talk u up to the girl ur tryin to bang(or watever)....girls trust other girls...that or get ur own lesbian.

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    Submitted by smrandomchick on Jul 6, 10 at 11:01pm

    dude. Find a lesbian, agree to be wingpeople for eachother -- you weed out the straight chicks, she takes care of the lesbians, you both get pussy and everyone wins.

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    Submitted by crazyman217 on Dec 11, 10 at 10:30pm

    Best wingman I ever had was a wingwoman

  • Submitted by hurst on Jul 6, 10 at 12:51pm

    Ask your mom for help. She's into that kinky stuff

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    Submitted by ikebukuro on Jul 6, 10 at 11:28am

    wing her into doing a threesome...or foursome?

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    Submitted by rosey13 on Aug 17, 10 at 3:05am

    When a wingman can't, a wingwoman can!

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    Submitted by OhhhLori on Apr 7, 11 at 6:45pm

    I kind of feel like this text could be about me haha. And yes, my best friend is the best wingman EVER!!!