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  • As a fire fighter I can say that's the worst thing u can do. But since I dnt know you that's some of the funniest shit I've read in awhile

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 6:01pm
  • Dick move, but those are always the best.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:22pm
  • This is a real dick move, what an asshole........ Sounds exactly like something I would do. HAHAHAH +1 for making me laugh, then giving me the mental image of some idiots freaking out in an elevator, then getting their hopes way up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 6:22pm
  • @ 4:44 get the sand out of your vag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:47pm
  • hahahahah what an asshole. well done.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:41pm
  • OP did it for the lulz.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:40pm
  • I wish I could've witnessed that!!! Lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:14am
  • Aw man i'm goin to hell for laughing at this so hard. whatever, so much win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:20pm
  • Greatest thing ever, I could totally see myself doing that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 9:11pm
  • "lols" is the classier approach, the "z" is pretentious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 12:42am
  • You sound like a sorceror. You should say "departMENT" next time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:14pm
  • thats terrible. you could have atleast called 911 for them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:17am
  • Lmfaoooooooooooooooo omg that's awesome imvu

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:28pm
  • Bahhahahhahah dick head move but I'm wasn't in the elevator so it's all good..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:11am
  • Original Poster I think.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:29pm
  • Awesomeness... just plain awesomeness.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:11pm
  • Haha that's hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:15pm
  • OP:Original Poster YAY everyone happy now? except 4:44, nobody likes a buzzkill

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:04pm
  • Hahahahaha Thats Mean But Sooooo Funny.. Actually Kinda Sounds Like Somethin I Would Do

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 5:23pm
  • Why are you all calling the OP an asshole? Who gives a fuck that he didn't help? Get over it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:24pm
  • Hahaha it's so much better with the lolz at the end lmfao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:47pm
  • That is terrible. Those people were really in a crisis. What would you think if you were in there. Put yourself in their shoes you selfish dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:09pm
  • Lmfao u r the fucking man that's hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:44pm
  • Makes me horny - Tyrone the crack addict

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:14pm
  • How is this even remotely funny?! Asshole!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 1:22pm
  • everyone should know that its not "lolz" it is "lulz"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:36pm
  • that was you, you miserable fuck....we were in there for hours

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 6:40pm
  • Ahahahahahahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:50pm
  • That is a good way of getting hit in the head by a firefighter with an halgan bar you stupid fuck. When people are trapped and in panic, doing stupid shit like that will get people killed. You just fucking lucky no one got hurt. The judge would have throw the book at you if something did happen. Thats just like screaming fire in a movie and causing a panic to start.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:44pm
  • Why did you run away? If I were you I would have casually strolled away. It would have made it that bit cooler.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:24am
  • you wonderful bastard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 6:58pm
  • General consensus: Dick move, but damn funny in any case.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:40pm
  • This guyz bullshit u tards

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 1:48am
  • Kenny chesney sucks!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:29am
  • LMFAO 7:14 fire, DEPART!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:55pm
  • NOT FAKE! I sent this in!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 6:45pm
  • or if you are from boston (FUCK THE RED SOX, GO YANKEES!!!), it would've sounded like "fia depaaaaaat"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:35pm
  • Hahahahha 714. This is fucking hilarious. And the lolz at the end makes it even funnier

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 1:16am
  • Your awesome just straight up your awesome agah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 12:29am
  • Haaahaha so fucking funny!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:52pm
  • 1- Bad on there part, he said depart, not department 2- soooooooooooooo wrong, but yes, i am still cracking up 3- love how the firefighter, still thinks that this is funny 4- love that one of the victims reads this site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:16pm
  • Hahaha. Marry Me. <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:12pm
  • this happened on my floor. it was redic. during finals week at an ungodly hour.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:49pm
  • really, the funniest TFLN ever!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 8:07pm
  • You are a dick. What if that was you in the elevator?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 6:39pm
  • why dont you assholes look up what op means instead of being annoying about it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:10am
  • Fucking brilliant!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:10pm
  • Ha I love it let's bone/marry me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:25am
  • Thats a fucked up move. I would totally do that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:25am
  • yeahh what is o. P. Anyway?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:16am
  • Ha! Fucking butthole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:56pm
  • 5:57 you made me laugh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:59pm
  • I would have made up somebulshot lie as to why we can't open it than run

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:52am
  • to 4:44 chill bro its just a joke ya gota laugh a little

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:54pm
  • people need to realize this happened at a dorm and they were just in the elevator for 10 minutes. chill

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:04pm
  • I laughed soo hard lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 4:13am
  • The important thing is that you calmed everyone down. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAlarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 6:39pm
  • sounds like something i would do haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:06pm
  • I think this is fake. If not that's horrible but kinda funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 6:08pm
  • Dick

    Submitted by smallassplace on Dec 6, 10 at 1:43am
  • Fubar. That's awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:56pm
  • OP; what are you, 6?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:22pm
  • haha this is hillarious!! if you're a guy then i would def do you! but really... lolz?? haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:03am
  • Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:37pm
  • Funniest shit ever. Some people need to get laid and not be so serious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:32am
  • Damm it, wish I would have thought of this!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:29pm
  • Hahahahahahahahha awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 5:37pm
  • Im inspired

    Submitted by qwertyuiopasdfgh on Mar 13, 10 at 12:55am
  • Hahaha that's some funny shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:33pm
  • Lol that's such bullshit but funny very funnyl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 12:13pm
  • EVIL... funny but EVIL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 8:12pm
  • You're a dick or a cunt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:06pm
  • I write "LOL" at these posts a lot, but this one I actually did laugh out loud. People are staring at me. And I wouldn't have thought it was funny except picturing the people getting excited that help was there, and then nothing happened!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:45pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i quite literally LOLD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 3:31am
  • I just like that you said "lolz" hottt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:47am
  • That's too dick to be funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:01pm
  • I did this before. Hilarity! People like the OP make the world funny. All of you bitching need to lighten up. Oh and those who always like to cry FAKE!!!! STFU you guys are fucking mood killers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:56pm
  • Haha omg I was stuck in an elevator once at the mall with this weird woman with my 2 friends haha good times :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 10 at 5:25pm
  • hahahhahahahahah, I would do the same!

    Submitted by justmemary on Aug 6, 12 at 4:58pm
  • you should be arrestd you sick fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:48am
  • Ahahah thats fucked up lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:47pm
  • I'm laughing so hard I'm crying

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:04pm
  • first off : youre an ass.\nsecondly : its illegal to impersonate emergency responders\ngiant fail.\npeople think being a firefighter is something to joke about, but until youve worked the job for a while, you really have no place...

    Submitted by firegirl62165 on May 26, 10 at 12:48pm
  • was this during the blackout at Missouri Western????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:24pm
  • greatest joke EVER!! lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:15pm
  • Yay for buffalo!

    Submitted by anachronic on Jun 3, 10 at 2:02pm
  • You bastard! Why didn't I think of that?

    Submitted by megagamer on May 11, 10 at 10:38pm