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  • Don't worry, those guys can't even spot a brother in law Meth cooker.

    Submitted by FartsAtWork on Aug 5, 10 at 11:47am
  • I don't know dude, that seems like a pretty harsh way to gamble. Get high and go to Wal-Mart, nobody can tell because they're all high too.

    Submitted by Stotan1228 on Aug 5, 10 at 1:57pm
  • hahaha this is funny I don't see why everyone is saying that he's a waste. You're on texts from last night clearly you're going to read posts about being high. Calm the hell down and take your views and opinions elsewhere where people care.

    Submitted by alisouks7 on Aug 5, 10 at 11:58pm
    • Haha really? Where do people care? I'm staying wayyy the fuck away from there!

      Submitted by MickChick on Aug 8, 10 at 11:39pm
  • That's fucking hilarious. And to all the easily motherfuckers who say anything else... Please remove the stick from your anal cavity, micheal phelps smokes weed, Obama did coke... Look where it got them! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 10 at 9:08pm
  • THAT is f**king so funny! Thanks Tfln, this txt made my day.

    Submitted by wittykitie on Aug 5, 10 at 11:49am
  • Haha fukk it most cops and shytt are crooked anyway.

    Submitted by karebear451 on Aug 7, 10 at 3:05am
  • Yeah, and he'll pay you back for all of the times you picked on him in high school by throwing your ass in jail. Great prank farva....

    Submitted by blackbird17 on Aug 5, 10 at 3:34pm
  • Omfg thats funnny

    Submitted by nikoli on Aug 5, 10 at 11:46am
  • Risky move.. Talk about paranoid

    Submitted by dirkadirka on Aug 7, 10 at 3:08am
  • LOL! If true, that's awesome!

    Submitted by Le_Todd on Aug 5, 10 at 12:23pm
  • I just laugh at the irony that Grammer_Nazi feels like he/she is entitled to correct other people on their English. Clearly, Grammer_Nazi, you've yet to master the English language.

    Submitted by GTCS014 on Aug 6, 10 at 6:16am
  • Dea agents wouldn't noticed if you smoked right in front of them.

    Submitted by rustybucket on Aug 5, 10 at 12:38pm
  • @FUCKYEAHPANCAKE: you're a douche.

    Submitted by stephcyanide on Aug 5, 10 at 1:36pm
  • If he doesn't your brothers a chode. Good luck sir douche.

    Submitted by fiveoh on Aug 6, 10 at 4:05am
  • Hank!!!

    Submitted by ackritebatch on Aug 6, 10 at 5:12pm
  • Love.(: \nEnjoyy.

    Submitted by Ms_McKenzie on Aug 5, 10 at 1:43pm
  • Drug Enforcement Administration is what DEA stands for, so we're clear

    Submitted by niiice on Aug 5, 10 at 11:47am
  • it doesn't take a DEA agent to notice if someone's'll be high you're grandmother would notice

    Submitted by jthenailer on Aug 11, 10 at 11:28pm
  • Hahahahahahahahaha nice!

    Submitted by firedancersirka on Aug 5, 10 at 12:33pm
  • Yes garfunkelyou, because people who get high are all worthless

    Submitted by FetusPuncher on Aug 5, 10 at 6:44pm
  • I believe it should be capitalized - DEA - and hope it goes well for you my good sir.

    Submitted by Grammer_Nazi on Aug 5, 10 at 1:39pm
  • You're an idiot. Those agents are drug recognition specialists who have more training than you can imagine. He will notice, but most agents don't waste their time on idiot high school kids. They take down major drug kingpins and cartels. They not only make the arrests but write and prosecute major criminal cases. Maybe you should learn from your brother instead of being a waste of space.

    Submitted by fu2 on Aug 5, 10 at 3:17pm
    • Do you mean major drug kingpins and cartels like the medicinal marijuana dispensaries?\n\nThe DEA doesn't "prosecute" cases, there are U.S. Attorneys for that.

      Submitted by jonathan171 on Aug 5, 10 at 10:38pm
    • I feel like you're the idiot, fu2. You're one of those people who knocks weed before they try it. As a matter of fact, do you know what I think of people who pass judgment on things they don't know much about? I think that THEY are the waste of space.

      Submitted by Jeeves377 on Sep 10, 10 at 3:52pm
  • maybe he can lock you up and see if YOU notice

    Submitted by PearlsOfWisdom on Aug 5, 10 at 12:53pm
  • I'd just ask him if he wants a hit. Or a dozen

    Submitted by dumontexracer on Aug 6, 10 at 6:52am
  • Wow your cool

    Submitted by jujubear010 on Aug 5, 10 at 11:34am
  • I hope you go to jail, you worthless waste of flesh.

    Submitted by garfunkelyou on Aug 5, 10 at 4:21pm
  • WOW not funny at all hes ur brother dont be a doosh. instead u should play parcheezi. plz do it for god

    Submitted by FUCKYEAPANCAKE on Aug 5, 10 at 12:31pm
  • Baby Jesus cries when you get high.

    Submitted by Metraton on Aug 5, 10 at 12:55pm