Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
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and FINALLY somebodies birthday wish comes true!
A sight to behold, I would think.
Cake, and sex. Two of the best things. Coming together.
Nevermind. Coulda been started off with "I'm covered in frosting"
Or it was a picture message
Enlightened cake orgy? As opposed to?
My invite to that party must have gotten lost in the mail - you should have called!
Y would they text this if they couldn't see the other person
"Uh, yeah, we got a birthday situation here."
Hey, is that bacon in the cake?
I've had nights/days that ended like that.. Good stories, good times.
An epic night to rememver, wish i was invited
Sounds like my kind of party
Erm, maybe they mentioned being covered in cake in a previous txt. Sounds interesting.
I hope the candles were blown out first... could lead to burns in interesting places...
figures the itouch guy is an idiot....
How could anybody vote this a bad night?
Cake orgies are the best kind of orgies..
Why would someone who's obviously in sight of this frosting-covered genius TEXT them instead of talking to them directly?
Why is s/he texting if they're by eachother? Dumb. Unless it's the wrong verb usage, then it works.
these pretzels are making me Firsty.