Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
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and FINALLY somebodies birthday wish comes true!
A sight to behold, I would think.
Enlightened cake orgy? As opposed to?
Nevermind. Coulda been started off with "I'm covered in frosting"
Or it was a picture message
Cake, and sex. Two of the best things. Coming together.
My invite to that party must have gotten lost in the mail - you should have called!
Y would they text this if they couldn't see the other person
"Uh, yeah, we got a birthday situation here."
Hey, is that bacon in the cake?
I've had nights/days that ended like that.. Good stories, good times.
An epic night to rememver, wish i was invited
Sounds like my kind of party
Erm, maybe they mentioned being covered in cake in a previous txt. Sounds interesting.
I hope the candles were blown out first... could lead to burns in interesting places...
figures the itouch guy is an idiot....
Cake orgies are the best kind of orgies..
How could anybody vote this a bad night?
Why would someone who's obviously in sight of this frosting-covered genius TEXT them instead of talking to them directly?
Why is s/he texting if they're by eachother? Dumb. Unless it's the wrong verb usage, then it works.
these pretzels are making me Firsty.