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  • 106 17
    Submitted by Randomguy08 on Jul 17, 10 at 12:09pm
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    So apparently, you weren't very good.

  • 79 30
    Submitted by satsukiyami on Jul 17, 10 at 12:09pm
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    Thats probably why you got a ticket, He thought you were fine.

  • 59 19
    Submitted by kyoat on Jul 17, 10 at 2:36pm
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    In soviet Russia, people don't say in soviet Russia all the fucking time

  • 60 21
    Submitted by nakedgoat on Jul 17, 10 at 2:13pm
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    This is wat happens when you don't swallow

  • 43 24
    Submitted by Clockwork on Jul 17, 10 at 12:17pm
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    Hm! If you know what the judges dick tastes like, maybe you can try and fight it!

  • 35 28
    Submitted by mordantmouth on Jul 17, 10 at 12:14pm
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    Please don't let this be about Justin Beiber.

  • 23 13
    Submitted by zcfrey on Jul 17, 10 at 8:05pm
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    Don't teeth it next time bitch

  • 20 16
    Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 17, 10 at 3:48pm
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    good, bring "exhibit A" with you to court and show the judge.

  • 18 14
    Submitted by Bored0ne on Jul 17, 10 at 2:04pm
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    You've got the golden ticket!

  • 15 19
    Submitted by Fucksovietrussia on Jul 17, 10 at 1:48pm
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    Fuck soviet Russia.

  • 13 18
    Submitted by 618 on Jul 17, 10 at 1:00pm
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    WTF...funny!

  • 14 21
    Submitted by broncos4life on Jul 17, 10 at 3:09pm
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    In soviet Russia ticket suck yo dick!

  • 13 21
    Submitted by jade90 on Jul 17, 10 at 6:26pm
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    Sucks screwing a cop over... Ha

  • 10 16
    Submitted by Sh0rty on Jul 19, 10 at 1:53am
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    u wouldn't happen to be my ex bf would u? lol

  • 9 17
    Submitted by darq_qing987 on Jul 22, 10 at 1:42am
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    you probably need to work on your Dick sucking skills.

  • 6 11
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 9:55am
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    Lol sounds like u didn't do a good enough job

  • 15 29
    Submitted by mintyshake on Jul 17, 10 at 5:17pm
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    That's the taste of dick justice u filthy cunt!

  • 18 35
    Submitted by itouchgnomes on Jul 17, 10 at 12:07pm
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    oh look, another pointless text!

    • 12 14
      Submitted by Vintageboyy on Jul 17, 10 at 1:38pm
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      WHERE?!?!?!

      • 9 13
        Submitted by itouchgnomes on Jul 17, 10 at 2:46pm
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        you can't honestly say this text is funny. Most of these text anymore are dumb. What the shit is going on.

  • 12 24
    Submitted by genniangel on Jul 17, 10 at 1:07pm
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    Obviously it was my ex that pulled you over...

  • 11 23
    Submitted by j0dub on Jul 17, 10 at 4:49pm
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    I'm going to guess this was for the John Mayer concert last night? Or Smashing Pumpkins?

  • 12 26
    Submitted by SovietPretzel1st on Jul 17, 10 at 3:18pm
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    In Soviet pretzel, you can suck your own dick. THAT high. And thirsty. Not Firsty. First. Almost.

  • 10 24
    Submitted by ikryeina on Jul 17, 10 at 12:56pm
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    Lol at 12:09

  • 8 22
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 17, 10 at 5:00pm
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    Please dont let this be about lady gaga

  • 20 48
    Submitted by firsty on Jul 17, 10 at 1:33pm
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    These pretzels are making me Firsty!

  • 15 46
    Submitted by TheMooner on Jul 17, 10 at 12:27pm
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    In Soviet Ruzsia dick tastes you!!!!

  • 11 42
    Submitted by Eightyeight on Jul 17, 10 at 12:03pm
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    Eighty eight

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