i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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So apparently, you weren't very good.
Thats probably why you got a ticket, He thought you were fine.
This is wat happens when you don't swallow
In soviet Russia, people don't say in soviet Russia all the fucking time
Please don't let this be about Justin Beiber.
Hm! If you know what the judges dick tastes like, maybe you can try and fight it!
You've got the golden ticket!
Fuck soviet Russia.
These pretzels are making me Firsty!
Lol sounds like u didn't do a good enough job
In Soviet pretzel, you can suck your own dick. THAT high. And thirsty. Not Firsty. First. Almost.
Don't teeth it next time bitch
good, bring "exhibit A" with you to court and show the judge.
In soviet Russia ticket suck yo dick!
That's the taste of dick justice u filthy cunt!
Obviously it was my ex that pulled you over...
oh look, another pointless text!
you can't honestly say this text is funny. Most of these text anymore are dumb. What the shit is going on.
u wouldn't happen to be my ex bf would u? lol
I'm going to guess this was for the John Mayer concert last night? Or Smashing Pumpkins?
Please dont let this be about lady gaga
you probably need to work on your Dick sucking skills.
In Soviet Ruzsia dick tastes you!!!!
Sucks screwing a cop over... Ha
Lol at 12:09